Articles tagged with "joey-barton"
Daily Dose: 14th May, 2009
By Daryl | May 14th, 2009Something to read while you watch what happens when Sister Act meets Ronaldo and friends... 1982 was a good year for Sven (UEFA Cup Offside) Galacticos Pt ...
EPL Ramblings - Injuries, Transfers & Other Crap
By Wayne Farry | May 8th, 2009Quite a lot of Premier League news lately, as there always is. One thing I've noticed is that quite a few players for EPL teams ...
Daily Dose: May 5th, 2009.
By chris | May 5th, 2009Stuff to read while you hose down the pitch..... Finding a replacement for Cristiano Ronaldo at OT. (EPL Offside) Realizing there's no defending Joey Barton anymore. (SoccerLens) A ...
Weekend Quiz Answers: More Bad Boys
By Laurie | March 1st, 2009If you haven't taken our second Bad Boys quiz, stop by here and make your guesses, then come back to this post for the answers. ...
Newcastle suffer painful loss to Man City
By j | January 28th, 2009Newcastle's visit to Eastlands ended with not only a difficult 2-1 loss to Manchester City that casts the Magpies closer to the drop zone but ...
Are You Sure It Was Stevie Gerrard and Not Joey Barton?
By Daryl | December 29th, 2008Is it just me, or is Steven Gerrard's arrest on suspicion of assault last night completely out of character? If it was Joey Barton, then we'd ...
Daily Dose 12.17.08
By Laurie | December 17th, 2008Some news to read as you check out beach babes playing soccer in an otherwise less-than-memorable ad. (Beach babes who, believe it or ...
Ins and Outs (and Nearly Ins and Nearly Outs)
By Daryl | December 15th, 2008Been doing a lot of wheeling and dealing, Del Boy style. The Newcastle board offered me a paltry £8.5m transfer budget, which felt even more paltry ...
Alan Smith and Joey Barton return in January
By j | December 4th, 2008With the injury situation slowly improving around St James' Park, the Toon Army can look forward to the return of Alan Smith and Joey Barton ...
Attack, Attack, Attack-Attack-Attack!
By Daryl | November 25th, 2008Managing: Newcastle Date: October 18th, 2008 Progress: 8th in the Prem after 8 games Today's Magic Number: 8 After beating Wolves in the Carling Cup (no thanks to Jozy ...
Pre-Season in Prison
By Daryl | November 20th, 2008Pre-season went well. Shola Ameobi banged in goals left, right and center (5 goals in 4 games) and my defence looked almost unbreachable. In hindsight ...
I'll Say Anything to Be Popular
By Daryl | November 19th, 2008Managing: Newcastle United Date: July 24th, 2008 Overview: Pre-season, scrambling around for players I got a grilling from the press after being unveiled as Newcastle manager, which took ...
Am I A Better Manager Than Kevin Keegan and Joe Kinnear?
By Daryl | November 18th, 2008OK, so after a longish wait for the game to be released digitally via Steam (is it named Steam because it's so damn slow?) I ...
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League
By Daryl | October 27th, 20081. The Rocket Club in Birmingham is like Lourdes for footballers Despite suffering from fatigue, Villa's John Carew was spotted at the Birmingham lapdancing club the ...
EPL Offsides Own Special Week Nine Preview
By Rob | October 24th, 2008So we land here at week nine. Much to talk about this week for myself and Wayne, who go through all the big issues of ...
The Friday Junk Pile
By chris | October 24th, 2008Every weekend we tend to find ourselves with random junk on our computers which isn't quite worth throwing away, but isn't quite worth posting about. ...
Barton gets 12-game ban from FA
By Rob | September 5th, 2008Joey Barton has been given a complex 12 game ban by the FA after his assault on former Manchester City teamate Ousmane Dabo. I say ...
Barton's Ban: Too Little Too Late from the FA
By Daryl | September 5th, 2008If you haven't heard yet, Joey Barton has been handed a six game ban by the FA for mangling Ousmane Dabo's face back when they ...
Who's Next for Newcastle?
By Daryl | September 4th, 2008It started on Tuesday. Then for two nights we were left wondering. All we were told was that he hadn't been fired, which wasn't actually ...
Keegan not fired afterall? Will he be manager in the morrow?
By Rob | September 2nd, 2008So this morning rumours abound that Kevin Keegan had walked out on Newcastle United, as he hadn't taken the training session. Then rumours came around ...
Daily Dose 09.01.08
By Daryl | September 1st, 2008Something to read while you file for 82 divorces... David Bentley dancing around like a fool (The Beautiful Game) Terrible season for Cobh Ramblers (Pitch Invasion) Round 3 ...
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League
By Daryl | September 1st, 20081. The rules don't apply if you're a billionaire. Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was spotted downing a pint at the Emirates while his team lost 3-0 ...
In Defence of Samir Nasri...
By Daryl | September 1st, 2008If you saw Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle on Saturday then you'll know that Joey Barton was reintroduced to the Premiership. Reintroduced but not rehabilitated. The recent ...
The FA shows leadership
By j | July 31st, 2008I'm going to come clean with you on this. I've been very harsh on the FA at times as I feel on a number of ...
More Trouble for Joey Barton (So We Have More Web Comics Making Fun of Him)
By Daryl | July 31st, 2008Good news for one man violence machine Joey Barton: he was released from prison recently. Bad news for one man violence machine Joey Barton: the English ...
Look Out, Barton's About!
By Daryl | July 28th, 2008That headline is only funny if you grew up watching Jeremy Beadle's semi-legendary hidden camera show on ITV in the UK. And even then it's ...
early parole for Joey Barton denied
By j | July 10th, 2008Joey Barton will be spending at least another month in Manchester's Strangeways jail as the Ministry of Justice has denied the habitual violent offender early ...
Gökhan Inler offer coming?
By j | July 9th, 2008After much deliberation, it appears Newcastle is about to make an offer for the twenty-four year old Midfielder Gökhan Inler shortly. During the recent Euros, ...
Newcastle United Training Sessions Just Got a Little More Dangerous
By Daryl | July 1st, 2008Everyone's favourite backside-bearing, team-mate punching all-action midfielder got some good news today. Joey Barton has gotten away with a four month suspended sentence for his ...
Toon marching on...
By rich | April 6th, 2008That was impressive wasnt it. We turned on the style and gave in a performance that we've been desperately lacking lately. A 3-0 demolition of ...
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