

Articles tagged with "joey-barton"
Barton gets 12-game ban from FA
By Rob | September 5th, 2008Joey Barton has been given a complex 12 game ban by the FA after his assault on former Manchester City teamate Ousmane Dabo. I say ...
Barton's Ban: Too Little Too Late from the FA
By Daryl | September 5th, 2008If you haven't heard yet, Joey Barton has been handed a six game ban by the FA for mangling Ousmane Dabo's face back when they ...
Who's Next for Newcastle?
By Daryl | September 4th, 2008It started on Tuesday. Then for two nights we were left wondering. All we were told was that he hadn't been fired, which wasn't actually ...
Keegan not fired afterall? Will he be manager in the morrow?
By Rob | September 2nd, 2008So this morning rumours abound that Kevin Keegan had walked out on Newcastle United, as he hadn't taken the training session. Then rumours came around ...
Daily Dose 09.01.08
By Daryl | September 1st, 2008Something to read while you file for 82 divorces... David Bentley dancing around like a fool (The Beautiful Game) Terrible season for Cobh Ramblers (Pitch Invasion) Round 3 ...
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League
By Daryl | September 1st, 20081. The rules don't apply if you're a billionaire. Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was spotted downing a pint at the Emirates while his team lost 3-0 ...
In Defence of Samir Nasri...
By Daryl | September 1st, 2008If you saw Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle on Saturday then you'll know that Joey Barton was reintroduced to the Premiership. Reintroduced but not rehabilitated. The recent ...
The FA shows leadership
By j | July 31st, 2008I'm going to come clean with you on this. I've been very harsh on the FA at times as I feel on a number of ...
More Trouble for Joey Barton (So We Have More Web Comics Making Fun of Him)
By Daryl | July 31st, 2008Good news for one man violence machine Joey Barton: he was released from prison recently. Bad news for one man violence machine Joey Barton: the English ...
Look Out, Barton's About!
By Daryl | July 28th, 2008That headline is only funny if you grew up watching Jeremy Beadle's semi-legendary hidden camera show on ITV in the UK. And even then it's ...
early parole for Joey Barton denied
By j | July 10th, 2008Joey Barton will be spending at least another month in Manchester's Strangeways jail as the Ministry of Justice has denied the habitual violent offender early ...
Gökhan Inler offer coming?
By j | July 9th, 2008After much deliberation, it appears Newcastle is about to make an offer for the twenty-four year old Midfielder Gökhan Inler shortly. During the recent Euros, ...
Newcastle United Training Sessions Just Got a Little More Dangerous
By Daryl | July 1st, 2008Everyone's favourite backside-bearing, team-mate punching all-action midfielder got some good news today. Joey Barton has gotten away with a four month suspended sentence for his ...
Toon marching on...
By rich | April 6th, 2008That was impressive wasnt it. We turned on the style and gave in a performance that we've been desperately lacking lately. A 3-0 demolition of ...
Big Sam Takes The Mature Route
By chris | February 11th, 2008Sam Allardyce has decided to take the high road and run with the "you weren't good enough for me anyway!" method of dealing with breakups, ...
Daily Dose: 1.03.2008
By Martha | January 3rd, 2008Things to read with your totally sweet Hello Kitty contacts: The Unfortunate Torpor Of Newcastle United. (200%) The baby-centric celebration has gone (another step) too far. (Guardian) Pato ...
Barton Arrested Again
By Martha | December 28th, 2007One has to wonder why Joey Barton keeps getting jobs. Mixed in with his footballing -- which, from time to time, can be very good ...
Joey Barton: Made of Class
By Martha | December 4th, 2007[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfrEgpQoi0[/youtube] Persecution complex? Check. Consumed by self-pity? Check. Stubbed out a cigar in someone's eye? Check. Found Jesus to avoid having to answer for anything he's ...
Updates and the like
By rich | November 16th, 2007So, I thought i'd clump all the Toon news together this week. It wasnt a planned idea, but i got to Wednesday and thought that i'd ...
FA to investigate Barton so-called tackle
By Lucas | November 11th, 2007The FA is going to investigate Joey Barton's "tackle" on Dickson Etuhu just before halftime of yesterday's derby; jackass Joey could receive a 3-match ban. The ...
SAFC draw 1-1 vs mags; could be worse
By Lucas | November 10th, 2007It looked like it would be joy on Wearside today after Danny Higginbotham put the good guys up 1-0 early in the second half, only ...
Toon Vs Spurs
By rich | October 22nd, 2007Newcastle seem to have an almost full strength side tonight. This is with the exception of Shola Ameobi (Groin), Alan Smith (Suspended) and Viduka and ...
Toon News
By rich | October 19th, 2007Big Sam has hinted that Joey Barton could make his start against Spurs on Monday. This is good news for us i think, simply because ...
Man City Reserves-2-2-Newcastle United Reserves
By rich | October 4th, 2007Joey Barton survived 45 minutes of reserve action on Tuesday night but Allerdyce admitted that there will need to be more second string action before ...
Weekend Game
By rich | October 1st, 2007It seems that Newcastle cannot quite get up and running at the minute. The start has been promising however we tend to lose games when ...
My EPL Predictions
By Brian | August 2nd, 2007Champions: Chelsea Though it pains me to say it, Mickey Mouse FC made all the right moves during the offseason. First, they boosted their backline ...
Day 2 of the Newcastle Blog and all I see is this Horrible Transfer for Barton
By David | June 5th, 2007Well then, now that I am back from my job interviews, dripping in sweat from the lack of air conditioning in my car I can ...
Transfer Talk: Mark Viduka Singing a New Toon; $32 Million Price Tag for Gila
By Bob | June 5th, 2007It is still early in the summer transfer season of silliness, but that doesn't mean players aren't already being linked with teams here, there and ...
Transfer Talk: Franck Ribery to Bayern Munich, AC Milan Target Thierry Henry
By Bob | June 4th, 2007It is that time of year when your favorite player is linked to every big club in the world, rumors abound and occasionally what you ...
Monday is For Many! (Many Stories, That Is.)
By Martha | May 7th, 2007•The agent of annoying Palermo striker Andrea Caracciolo is once again telling people his client is leaving the club. Yeah, Mr. Agent Man, we heard ...








