Ancelotti: Terry 'captain forever'

King Carlo brought the ruckus today in his first press conference as Chelsea manager. Among the highlights... Carlo's sense of humor: When asked about the future of ...

Transfer Talk: What's Plan F Again?

Aston Villa, Tottenham, Fulham, Milan...Abby Clancy - what the hell is Peter Crouch's appeal? Decent targetman, but what about the aesthetics? Football's a game of ...

City launch Terry bid, promptly told to f** off

Those baby blue boys on the other side of Manchester have come knocking again. And, again, they're bringing the chocolate and flowers to the door ...

Daily Dose 06.21.09

Some things to read as you wonder whether there are any footballers out there who sing worse than Florent Malouda: (Via Football Is Coming Home) Happy Father's ...

England's Brave John Terry now planet's best father

On the cusp of Father's Day, it's only appropriate to gaze upon the greatest dad on earth, Chelsea defender John Terry. Terry, father of the father of ...

Poll: Goal of the season

Golazos. Howitzers. Screamers. Hot tomales. Whatever you want to call them, Chelsea had 'em this season -- in abundance. From Super Frank's absurd chip against Hull ...

Transfer Talk: Everybody In, Everybody Out.

Rumor has it Florentino Perez's first act after hiring Manuel Pellegrini will be to install a revolving door in the Bernabeu dressing room. Out will ...

Poll: Chelsea Offside Player of the Year

Tomorrow, Chelsea's player of the year awards will be held. You can see the event live on ChelseaTV from 9 p.m. In lieu of the ceremony, I'm interesting ...

Let's wrap this one up: Bravo, boys

Sure, I'm angry. Yes, I'm pi**ed. But, really, what can you do? Chelsea left it all on the pitch Wednesday, coming within seconds of a second ...

Chelsea v Barcelona Semi-Final 2nd Leg Preview

Chelsea (0) v Barcelona (0) Considering how things went in the first leg, can we finally say "this is the game we've been waiting for"? After ...

CL Prev: Enjoy the silence

No, not Depeche Mode. I'm talking about that silence, that precious silence I'm going to enjoy -- well, all Chelsea fans are going to enjoy ...

Daily Dose: April 29th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you watch something you don't see often - a dog interrupting a Premier League game (in Lithuania)..... Somebody needs to tell Sheva's ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Barcelona

It's time. Have your say.

CL Buildup: 2005. A classic.

Chelsea. Barcelona. Champions League. Do you need any more? You already know, this is more than just a match. Let this highlight package, from the 04-05 ...

Match Recap: Blessing in disguise?

"If you concede because you are outplayed or outpaced you get angry but, when you calm down, you accept it ­happens in football," said manager ...

Weekend Junk Pile: Don't Tase Me, Bro! (And Ljungberg's First MLS Goal)

A few little items that caught my attention this week but weren't worth a whole post. To paraphrase an old joke, Why do Columbus cops ...

Making the Grade: International week

This is the first of what hopefully will be many installments of Making the Grade, a schoolboy look at Chelsea players, management, supporters, groundsmen, ticket ...

Photo of the Day: England's Brave John Terry

Our beloved EBJT struck the winner five minutes from full time to lift England past Ukraine 2-1 in Wednesday's World Cup 2010 qualifier at Wembley. The ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Man City

First things first, lets all thank the Scouse for their help. I mean, a 4-1 thrashing of Manchester United at Old Trafford is just what ...

FA Cup Draw/Recap: Hull City then?

Sure, Hull City has to oust Arsenal at the Emirates. But, really, isn't that a foregone conclusion anyway? The semifinal draw has us facing that winner, ...

Gallery: Chelsea 2, Coventry 0

Gallery: Chelsea 2, Wigan 1

Match Report: Still Work To Do

Via The Telegraph: "Shortly after the final whistle, Roman Abramovich wandered across the pitch, accompanied by Bono and assorted other members of U2, underlining the ...

Daily Dose: February 10th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you build team morale the good ol' fashioned way..... Only one man to save Chelsea, and he's special. (Kornheiser's Cartel) Only one man ...

Fan Voted UEFA Team of the Year Announced

Surely millions of fanboys and fangirls couldn't have shown half a noggin? Surely not. Surely there was lots of bickering between who has the better ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v United

The time has arrived. Will Chelsea rise to the occasion or will the sinking ship finally hit the ocean's floor? Chelsea travels to the Theater of Dreams ...

Winter Break: Yay or Nay?

Several leagues around Europe are now on winter break - Ligue 1, Bundesliga, La and Serie A to name four. But no English Premier ...

Transfer Talk: D-Fence

Hide the women and children, because Milan are on the prowl for centerbacks. With Paolo Maldini in the midst of his swansong (or so we ...

Its Crunch Time In The Champions League

Back to Champions League action this week guys and gals, and indeed, some excitement is afoot as we reach the climax. With just this and ...

IOSS: Wayne Calls In Sick

Up this week: Sven hauls ass to the jungle voluntarily in search of reality fame; Jose stumbles onto old friends, taps them up; The Boy ...