Did JT spit on Tevez?

Searching for ways to cope with my depressed state, I've spent much of my time since the final whistle combing the net reading various reports ...

Those Champions League Final Penalty Kicks

Chelsea fans look away now. We already posted these in the LiveBlog today, but thought it was worth spotlighting them here. Read on for ...

Photo of the Day: Alone

Yeah, that just about sums it up. (Congrats to United)

Video: Training 5.15

Below, we have a little footage from Thursday's training session. In addition to those shiny new balls, JT and Drogs were both involved in the ...

Photo(s) of the Day: Family

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. Ryan Giggs has more Premier League medals than Andriy Shevchenko has goals Giggs scored the decisive second for Man Utd against Wigan to earn himself ...

Highest Paid Footballers (and Guess Which MLS Star is #1?)

The numbers are out. Guess who the #1 highest-paid footballer is? You'll never guess. I'll give you a hint. Plays in ...

Party Hardcore? Chelsea gets rowdy with Jenna

The Spoiler -- fantastic site by the way -- spent last evening outside Chinawhite. Thankfully for us at Chelsea Offside, JT & Co. made ...

Cars of the Stars: Which Autos do Rich Footballers Drive?

According to Forbes.com, the average EPL player made $2.2 million last year. And what did he spend it on? Expensive toys. And it's not ...

The Champions League Semi-Final Drinking Games

So we are just a couple of days away from the mammoth second legs in the Champions League semi-finals. To make them even more fun, ...

What He Said: This weeks Champions League in quotes.

As is traditionally fun, a irreverent look at exactly what managers, coaches, and commentators said before, during and after the Champions League football this week. "Winning ...

The Papers: Roundup

A few insightful articles regarding Chelsea to read before we slag Wigan tomorrow... Chelsea rich kids yet to prove value for money Avram Grant could be Avram ...

Grant Does It Again

Sure, it was a great match.  A classic? Maybe.  But get real.  It was a loss, even if we still walked away with a point. Chelsea's ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League This Weekend

1. There's nothing more dangerous than an ex-player Arsene Wenger saw Jeremie Aliadiere as more of a Carling Cup player than a Premiership striker, so he ...

PL Recap: RoboTerry Strikes

The Bionic Man found the back of the net for the first time since opening day of last season, pulling Chelsea even closer to the ...

Fergie Has Old Timer's and Other Tidbits

Sir Alex Ferguson woke up today, after sleeping for three months, and realized that there was another reason to be on the anti-Liverpool bandwagon and ...

Reeeeeeeeeemix

Pon De Replay. Chelsea and Birmingham will trade pleasantries today in a rematch of the season opener. Those Blues provided quite a test for ...

The Hardest of the Hard

There's something of an art to being a hard footballer -- it's more than just periodically scything down an opponent, or karate kicking a supporter, ...

Every Referee Needs a Trusty Firearm

You may have noticed a steady decline in respect for referees in recent years. Remember Roy Keane leading his Man Utd teammates on an Andy ...

Sign #651 Sheva Doesn't Fit In

Chelsea had a "fancy dress" Christmas party last night, which meant the team and their significant others dressed up in silly costumes (must be an ...

Chelsea reactions: Terry is sacrosanct; Pizarro is a punk

In the dying minutes of Sunderland's 2-0 loss to Chelsea last Saturday, Liam Miller made a rash tackle on John Terry. The two fell ...

EPL Round 16: Chelsea FC vs Sunderland AFC

This should be easy, right? Most fans would be pleased with a point from Chelsea today, and it looks like Keane feels the same way, going ...

John Terry in Dancing Shock!

According to the ever-reliable News of the World, the injured John Terry didn't look so gimpy when he was getting down with some strippers just ...

England's National Team: A Rant

I know this isn't about Leeds, but hell, I'm angry. What planet is Steven Gerrard on? The England captain (in the absence of John Terry) ...

JT and Jose Have Make Up Text

It's no secret that Jose Mourinho and John Terry didn't part on the best of terms, mostly because JT was to blame for the idea ...

Middlesbrough v Chelsea

What a bad International break this time round for Chelsea. Forget about the international team, England always flatter to deceive. Nope. Its all about John ...

The Offside Fantasy League: Replacing The Fallen

Now we know why they call it the international break. I had my fingers crossed for everyone returning unharmed, but several brave fantasy footballers have ...

Joe Cole, John Terry and Frank Lampard have their Man Parts Cursed

In the run up to England's Euro 2008 match in Russia on Wednesday there was a lot of talk about the danger England's players faced ...

First JT is IN!!!! Then He Is OUT!!

Earlier on today Chelsea and England captain John Terry declared himself fit for England's crucial Euro 2008 qualifier against Russia on Wednesday. England trained this evening ...

I don't want him representing the USA either

Ricardo Clark has to got to go. I’ll be honest I didn’t watch this abomination people refer to as a soccer match live. The Cowboys played ...