Articles tagged with "kenny-cooper"
'Phew' at these few
By Martyn | October 30th, 2009By virtue of failing to capture a transfer target last summer, it appears that we've had a fortuitous moral escape. Marlon King was briefly lusted ...
Of Midfield Mediocrity and (lack of) Killer Mentality: LAG vs. FCD Post-Game Analysis
By NathanHJ | May 25th, 2009I gave myself the better part of two days before committing this Galaxy-FCD postmortem to the foreverness of the internets because I wanted to get ...
Galaxy vs. FC Dallas Preview
By jen | May 23rd, 2009I've been thinking long and hard and have finally developed a new strategy for the Galaxy to win instead of tie. Let Dallas score early. We are ...
The Cooper Test
By travis | March 26th, 2009Watch some of Kenny Cooper's teammates -- Drew Moor, Peri Marosevic, Brek Shea, Anthony Wallace, and Aaron Pitchkolan -- try and recreate his goal from ...
Part 3 of DCU: Past and Present Interviews- Santino Quaranta
By jon | December 19th, 2008Below is a roughly transcribed interview that I did with Santino today. He was a great sport, and I'd like to thank him for ...
Where's Our Sponsor?
By Louis | September 27th, 2008It looks like the Hoops may finally land a coveted shirt sponsor; The Dallas News is reporting that the Hoops are in the process of ...
Transparent Pete gets a ventriloquist, and Cooper says 'No(r) way'
By Martyn | July 29th, 2008I'm not quite Trevor McDonald, and this is more like the news at twenty to seven, but... Dong! Man's favourite Fab Four song is Norwegian Wood Kenny Cooper ...
Bold beancounter burbling and bravado, and will it be KING Kenny or Useless F*cKING Kenny?
By Martyn | July 27th, 2008Stirring braggadocios yakking from the soundbiteoholic Iron Fist raises 4 bizarrely bemusing beard scratchers. In the introductory words of Kel from 1990's TV fodder Kenan ...
MLS Fans, We Have an All-Star Team
By Laurie | July 10th, 2008MLS fans, it's time! Time to start thinking about the July 24 MLS All-Star game, where we can once again prove that our best-of-the-best ...
Your Sierra Mist! Goal of the Week! Nominees!
By Laurie | April 22nd, 2008My favorite part of the week. The Sierra Mist! GoalOfTheWeek! Nominees! (If you've ever watched the videos on the MLSnet site, ...
Bobby "the Brain" Heenan discusses FC Dallas, Beckham and more.
By Robert | April 17th, 2008Welcome to an extra-special FC Dallas post, today I have “put together” an “interview” with former wrestler/manager/wrestling commentator and legend Bobby “the Brain” Heenan. If ...
Grab your wallets, we got new kits!
By Robert | March 4th, 2008As MLS clubs continue to try and bolster their profit margins, each new season comes replete with a new kit to drop $69.95 on. A ...
You, Too, Can Sleep with MLS!
By Laurie | February 1st, 2008Admit it. You've always wanted a Real Salt Lake duvet cover, haven't you? Well now's your chance. Pottery Barn Teen is selling ...
Kenny Cooper chat on ESPN.com
By Robert | October 4th, 2007Since I was asked to post Carlos Ruiz' chat on ESPN.com I figured I'd take it upon myself to also post the other chats this ...
As the season comes to a close...
By Robert | September 17th, 2007With the Hoops season winding down (six MLS games left) its time to look at the prospects of bringing league silverware to Frisco, TX at ...
Welcome back offense?
By Robert | June 19th, 2007I’ll be honest it’s hard to post material after a 4-0 beating. Even though I just became a Hoops fan this season I feel like ...
Tyrone Marshall Breaks FrankenCooper's Leg
By Laurie | June 11th, 2007I will admit that I don't like Dallas. And there are some Dallas players that I am particularly not fond of. (I'm talking ...
Much Apu about Kenny Cooper
By Robert | June 6th, 2007Yes, I’m discussing Shakespeare and soccer. Loyal readers of these FC Dallas interwebs have for some reason begun to turn to me for a mature ...
MLS Thursday Night: LA Galaxy v FC Dallas
By Bob | April 12th, 2007Now this is a concept I can embrace. MLS kicks off its Thursday night Match of the Week on ESPN2 this evening. The ...
Good news and bad news - first match report
By Ian Rose | April 8th, 2007Real Salt Lake should have had the win on Saturday - there's no doubt of that. We dominated play, and 2-1 seemed sure to ...
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