MLS Cup Preview

The thought of writing this post after the opening day game against DC United never entered my head. That was a slightly improved version of ...

Oh, What A Surprise!

Our favorite forward/midfielder, Landon Donovan, is this year's MLS MVP! It's actually the first time he has won the award, but after the smokin' ...

10 Reasons Why Everyone - Even Euro-Snobs - Should Watch MLS Cup 2009

I asked for a Beckham vs Blanco, LA Galaxy vs Chicago Fire MLS Cup 2009. But my request was denied when Real Salt Lake beat ...

I've got three words: Galaxy vs. Dynamo post-game analysis

And those words are: Western Conference Champions! In another step in the worst-to-first journey that MLS Coach of the Year Bruce Arena has taken the ...

Photos from Friday's Marathon

Wow, wow, wow. What a game! Like commenter Diane, I LOVE me some AJ Delagarza! Magee was fairly worthless with a horrible ...

LA 2-Houston 0. The Offside's Utterly Unofficial Awards for the MLS Western Conference Championship

It's that time again! The time to give the Utterly Unofficial MLS Playoff awards that the teams, players and owners really deserve. ...

Galaxy vs. Houston Dynamo Conference Final Preview

This match promises to be a dogfight. The season series between the Los Angeles Galaxy and the Houston Dynamo featured exactly one goal and a ...

Arena Named Coach of the Year

And boy does he deserve it! The man is a miracle worker. Good on ya, Bruce. Keep Klein in the line up for Friday ...

I've got three words: Galaxy vs. Chivas USA post-game analysis

And those words are: Meeting the challenge. Right. So before the first playoff leg I predicted a series score of 2-1. Then before the second playoff ...

Goal of the Year, Save of the Year Nominees

Eskandarian, Landon, and Eddie Lewis are each nominated for Goal of the Year. Ricketts and Josh Saunders are each nominated for Save of the Year. Take a ...

Galaxy vs. Chivas Playoff Preview

Welcome back to the playoffs! It has been three long and, to be blunt, disastrous years since the last time the Galaxy played post-season futbol. That ...

I've got three words: Galaxy vs. San Jose Earthquakes post-game analysis

And those words are: Western Conference champions! In a fitting display on their home turf, the Los Angeles Galaxy put the finishing touches on a worst-to-first ...

Galaxy vs. Earthquakes Preview

If the Galaxy wins tonight we will own first place in the Western Conference, regardless of the outcome of the Chivas vs. Houston match being ...

Landon Donovan is God. (When it come to US field players.)

Today they, the ubiquitous they who say many things and say them often, have awarded the Galaxy's own Landon Donovan the 2009 Honda Player of ...

I've got one word: Galaxy vs. Dynamo post-game analysis

And that word is: Punchless. Or it could be seven words: This team is nothing without Landon Donovan. So let's start with the positive: shutting out Houston ...

Galaxy vs. Dynamo Preview

Ahh, this is looking to be quite the match up! The Galaxy, Dynamo, and Chivas are all tied for first in the Western Conference ...

More Photos from US v. Costa Rica

I need a new camera. And it helps if it's not raining. But here are some more of my very amateur photos from ...

No, Thank YOU!

What a game! Except for the nail-biting after going down 2 goals to none in the first half, that was an incredible match! ...

SA, Here We Come!

America! F$#& yeah! With all the scoring coming in the second half, we have clinched World Cup Qualifying with a decisive 3-2 victory over Honduras. See ...

Oberjuerge Q&A with Landon

Paul Oberjuerge has known Donovan since he was a teen. Landon regularly gives him interviews and is usually quite candid. Just a sampling of his ...

I've got three words: Galaxy vs. Chicago Fire post-game analysis

And those word are: Gutting it out. The Los Angeles Galaxy took three points at home from a determined Fire team populated with a large ...

Galaxy vs. Fire Preview

The Los Angeles Galaxy takes on the Chicago Fire in a battle of second place teams on Friday, October 2 at 8PM. The game will ...

I've got five words: LA Galaxy vs. Columbus Crew post-game analysis

Photo by Getty Images And those words are: Not the time to tinker. Let me be clear at the beginning. I'm not a coach, I've never ...

Galaxy vs. Crew, Bryan Jordan is Starting!

I didn't have time away from the family to write a preview. But check it out -- Bryan Jordan is starting up top. How many ...

Donovan Interview with ESPN, Honduras Unsafe?, and More

I've got three words: LA Galaxy vs. Toronto FC post-game analysis

AP Photo And those words are: Getting it done. One week after giving up the most goals in team history, the Los Angeles Galaxy put together perhaps ...

No More Spankings, OR: Galaxy vs. Toronto Non-Preview

Or at least that's the consensus after the Galaxy's whooping by Dallas last week, losing 6-3. Most of the analysis of last week's game concludes that ...

If Donovan is Suspended I'll Eat my Shirt

So I've been reading my Google alerts about the alleged Landon Donovan slap (and the "Beckham tries to choke a player!" bullshite that just comes ...

I've got two words: Galaxy vs. FC Dallas post-game analysis

Photo by Getty Images And those words are: EPIC FAIL! Or maybe I've got five words: What the @#$%&! was that? 6-3? That's a team ...

Galaxy vs. FC Dallas Preview

Our Galaxy (9-4-11) host FC Dallas (6-11-6) tonight at the Home Depot Center at 7:30 Pacific (FSN-PT and Direct Kick). The Galaxy is only ...