Calling all zombies, your leader has spoken

In a recent interview with Zoo magazine, Ronaldinho highlighted one player above all others as being 'one of the greatest.' Was it Kaka? No. ...

Scott Carson's saves, Lita's crappy penalty attempt (video)

Carson makes a brilliant save on a free kick, while Lita shows his complete lack of basic fundamentals (notice how contorted his body is). REP. CHECA ...

Anfield Banter: the Milito brothers, Danny O'Gonell, Rift? What rift?, & Scott Carson is a whole lot nicer than I am

* Not satisfied with just one Milito brother, apparently we also want Diego to go along with Gabriel. No word whether or not they ...

Anfield Banter: Voronin will not be denied, Gerrard needs some rest, I can understand Torres, but Diego Forlan? & all the Bellamy to West Ham talk

* Ukrainian International and striker extraordinaire Adriy Voronin has come out and said that he did not come to Liverpool to ride the pine. ...

Patience is a virtue

I know this because a fucking cartoon rabbit pushing a powder that makes milk taste chocolaty and fat kids fatter told me about a zillion ...

Please tell me it's not true

The latest garbage to come out of the transfer dumpster is Bent coming to Liverpool. At least I hope it's garbage and I pray ...

Harry (not so) Kewell

Take a wild guess how many games King Harry has played for Liverpool in the last calendar year? You can count them on your hand. ...

As the transfer talks slur...

* Apparently, Eto'o isn't going anywhere. Zzzz... * Malouda is torn between Chelsea and Liverpool. Just imagine the puddle of slobber forming on my desk ...

Xabi signs for five more years

Speculation on his exit was adamant late in the Premiership season, especially following some suspect performances when he was included in the B side, but ...

The Title Winning Season in Review: Liverpool (H) October 22nd

The visit of arguably United's biggest rivals is always one to savor, no more so than when a United win would leave the two clubs ...

Thierry Henry: Leaving, Lazy or Liverpool?

Of course, staying put is also a possibility. But today, the updates are as follows: Leaving for Barca? Cesc Fabregas thinks it'll be tough ...

Simao to replace Malouda? LOL.

MALOUDA EAGER FOR SWITCH TO LIVERPOOL "...The £8million-rated Lyon midfielder looks bound for Anfield in the next week after the French club agreed a similar fee ...

Henry to Liverpool: Rubbish.

Let's get something straight, Arsenal will never, ever sell Henry to another Premiership side, even if he demanded it. Reports that the likely-hood of ...

Milan Want Eto'o, But Only in a Totally Classy Way

After reports surfaced in the press yesterday that Milan were on the verge of a £30 million deal for Barca's Samuel Eto'o, the club flashed ...

Transfer non-News: Dani Alves, Samuel Eto'o, Florent Malouda & Thierry Henry

* Apparently Dani Alves is going to Chelsea. Well, that would suck, but he isn't exactly proven in the EPL. * Eto'o is going to Milan. ...

Platini: "Liverpool fans not to blame"

In Platini's defense (did I just write that?), he was never the catalyst in pointing the finger at Liverpool fans. It was UEFA spokesman ...

Being Manchester United -- #3. Turning Away in Jubilation After Scoring the Injury Time Winner at Anfield, in a Match You Scarcely Deserved to Win

UEFA are classless fools

Hear that... listen close... it's the wheels of UEFA's spin team desperately trying to divert attention from the incompetency of their organization by blaming fans. ...

Latest transfer blah

I'll admit my patience is wearing thin with us not adding any of the names that are going around, especially after Rafa expressed his disappointment ...

Clubs Want Malouda but Fans Don't

Liverpool have joined the clubs interested in Florent Malouda's services. However, their offer of 9 million pounds (about 13 million euros) is ridiculously low. He ...

LFC add two more for the future

Rafa doesn't just want a team that can win the Premiership next year, he wants to build a dynasty, and he's been going about it ...

The Occasional Diatribe: Carra & Gerrard want Owen back plus enough transfer news to make your head explode

* Stevie-G and Jamie Carragher have asked Rafa to bring Michael Owen back. Please tell me this is a joke. Owen wanted out ...

Adam Hammill: What the future holds...

After watching the Scottish Cup Final today, I've come to the conclusion that Hammill is just not ready for the Premiership. He's an electrifying ...

Bellamy rescues Wales

And it couldn't have come at a better time. On a day where Benitez announced that Bellamy's price is £12m, Bells stepped up and scored a ...

All the kids will be trying "the Inzaghi" now

Have a good look at Pippo Inzaghi's first goal for Milan in the Champions League final, then compare these two quotes: "It was luck, but that ...

Daily Dose 05.25.07

Read these to work up your appetite for that exploding curry... Five moans for Liverpool fans (Who ate all the Pies?) Rating the Americans in the Premiership ...

A Message to ALL Liverpool Fans!!!

are you a liverpool fan? down in the dumps? can't talk to your mates about it? then call 0800 10 10 10 that's 0800 won ...

Sober Reflections

I was pretty impressed with the Liverpool fans hanging around until very late in the AC Milan celebration and I am glad that Milan honored ...

Villarreal and a Champions League Rant

My heart dropped during last year's Champions League semi-finals when Villarreal's Juan Román Riquelme's last-minute penalty was saved by Arsenal goalkeeper Jehn Lehmann. It's not ...

Was it Cool for United Fans to Be Glad that Liverpool Came Unstuck?

I have an admission to make. I'm not too proud of it, but I very much wanted Liverpool to lose to Milan. In fact, ...