Liverpool - Man U: Halftime Notes

- Xabi got a card. Ha ha ha. What a joke. Atkinson is so unprofessional it's pathetic, there's obviously something personal there. - Momo ...

England's Greatest Rivalry - Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Now that Liverpool have their own Americans at the helm - they can't be so smug anymore. If you can't beat 'em - join ...

LFC vs Man U: A Stick Sports Football Simulation

Well, I just played this game out on Stick Sports Football, and let me tell you, it was an exciting affair and the result, down ...

Time to play... "What will Rafa do?!?!?"

This is the game where I make a total fool out of myself trying to guess tomorrow's starting line-up!! Here goes nothing! Seriously, nothing: GK ...

'Red, Red Wine' Claims Craig Bellamy as another Victim

When I first heard about it I couldn't quite fathom why Craig Bellamy would go after his own teammate with a golf club over a ...

It's Some Classic Liverpool vs. Manchester United

NEWSFLASH!! Steven Gerrard is not for sale!

The Italians must be the most hard-headed people that walk the face of this earth. Juventus has been inquiring about his services for years, ...

Liverpool apparently bag another Spanish wonderboy

Real Madrid wanted him, Arsene Wenger was eyeing him, but Liverpool beat them all to the punch, allegedly signing 18-year-old centreback Pedro Malaga from Segunda ...

In lieu of Saturday's match...

I'll let the Mancs count the Cups themselves, but as for the goals: 1. john arne riise 2. ian rush 3. steven gerrard 4.danny murphy 5.robbie fowler 6 robbie fowler 7. john ...

Harry Kewell is truly cursed

Um, just watch the video...

With the Liverpool Match Looming - A Bird's Eye View of Rio's Winner

More on Fowler to MLS & Eto'o coming to Liverpool

According to Fowler's agent via the BBC, Fowler desires a contract renewal and that the New England Revolution, specifically Steve Nicol, has not spoken with ...

Ronaldinho and Gerrard on the same team

Looks like the dream pairing is going to come true. I don't know if Ronaldinho will play midfield, but who cares, to see two ...

Liverpool 4, Sheffield United 0 (with highlights)

Sorry about the tardiness of this review, but I have a severre case of the stomach flu. Stomach flu so bad that if I ...

Scant Reward..... If

If winning the Carling Cup becomes Chelsea's only reward this season, it will not be for the want of trying. There are still three competitions ...

Liverpool - Sheffield United: First Half thoughts

- Hyypia looks out of sync and is attempting the long ball pass more than I would like. He did have one nice pass ...

Shocking line-up?! Mascherano to make debut.

Wow. Rafa really outdid himself this time. Dudek Finnan Hyypia Carragher Riise Pennant Gerrard Mascherano Gonzalez Crouch Fowler Subs: Padelli Agger Alonso Sissoko Kuyt First, No Pepe?! What the f**k?! Hyypia starting over Agger

Liverpool - Sheffield United Preview

To say this game is important for both sides is definitely an understatement, though it's without a doubt more of a must-win for Liverpool if ...

The Robot in Turin? Dare We Dream?

Back at the start of the year, I shared with you the odd news that Juve were allegedly talking to Liverpool about Peter Crouch. Not ...

Is Steve Finnan the most underrated player in the world?

I know it might be a far stretch to say the world, but he's easily the most underrated player in the Premiership. Case in ...

Barcelona - Liverpool highlights

Thanks to Brian at Liverpool Offside for pointing this out in his post about the game:

Thursday Feb 22 - Quick Notes (Crybabies, Politics, Cocaine, Lindsay Lohan?)

Finally the Zdenek Grygera debacle/negotiations/transfer/rumor/just sign already is officialy set to become a Juventus player this summer. The Czech defender will sign a 5 ...

Q: The Catalan Flagship: Sinking? A: No.

"Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain. ""Si ellos [Barcelona] están en crisis, nosotros [Real Madrid] vivimos en el lado oscuro." -Iker Casillas. While Iker ...

Barca dominates, Liverpool wins (with video)

The following paragraph has little if anything to do with football, so if you want to skip it, I won't be offended. This was rather an ...

Back in the Swing of Things

Sometimes I am amazed by how the sports world works. First a guy gets in trouble and is publicly scorned by fans, players and ...

Best Friends Forever

Why do birds suddenly appear... "Hey John!" "What is it, Craig? Can't you see I'm dancing!" "I love you!" "Ah, you're my best mate! Wanna go golfin' tomorrow?" I ...

Barcelona loses to Liverpool; Bellamy celebrates crudely

It is perhaps foreboding that my first real post for The Offside has to cover a loss, but I'll attempt to ignore any and all ...

Champions League Matchday 7

The competition in Europe is getting down to the nitty gritty this week as 16 Champions League teams are whittled down to 8. Many ...

Arbeloa to make debut, Bellamy starts

Interesting lineup. I thought Rafa might play a little on the defensive side and he did, starting five defenders, one in the midfield, probably ...

Duly noted, Edmilson

I'm glad the Brazilian and FC Barcelona defensive midfielder feels the need to advise Steven Gerrard about where he should be playing. Apparently, the ...