Match Recap: Reason to worry?

A gift (from Frank Lampard) + dreadful second half + an opponent content to defend = a monotonous 1-1 draw between Chelsea and Tottenham at ...

Transfer news: Who the hell is Fabio Paim?

He's the next Ronaldinho (without all the weight). He also bears a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks. But I digress. Paim's a winger. A flashy one. ...

Match recap: 3 points is 3 points

Well, that wasn't impressive now was it. Almost depressing really. At least we know Uncle Phil can win ugly. Chelsea flogged through a 1-0 win at Wigan ...

Drogba out until October?

This is sure to be news to Scolari & Co. Didier "I don't know what I want" Drogba, who missed Chelsea's opening match of the season ...

Sheva's Going Home. Unless He's Not.

And here we go: Sheva to Milan is back on. Again. After the early summer speculation and "imminent" move (the press does love that word), ...

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

The Good Brazilians in London: Yeah yeah, Portsmouth ain't exactly on their level, but Big Boss is going to be mighty pleased this season with Luiz ...

Daily Dose: 08.18.08

Stuff to read while you realize the resale value of public toilets is not all that wonderful..... Football with a basketball guy. (Unprofessional Foul) It's never too ...

Match Recap: Throwing down the gauntlet

So much for settling in. Uncle Phil set Stamford Bridge ablaze on his debut, guiding Chelsea to a superlative 4-0 win over Portsmouth in the Premiership ...

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Portsmouth 0

Prem Preview: Let the games begin

The time has finally arrived. Word. Chelsea begins a new era today as it opens the 2008-09 season against Portsmouth at Stamford Bridge. The match marks ...

08-09 Club Preview

The 2007-08 season was an unprecedented one for Chelsea Football Club. The Blues reached their first-ever Champions League final. They also amassed an impressive 85 ...

The bid is in ...

"Further to media reports, Chelsea Football Club can confirm we have made an offer to Real Madrid today (Thursday, August 7) for the transfer of Robinho." Says ...

Video: Cech all giddy

Big Pete Cech returns for preseason training -- and acts all girly & shit. Sack up, man.

The everlasting Robinho saga

Does anyone want to explain this whole Robinho ordeal to me? Seriously, I've got no idea what's going on. Just a day ago, the pint-sized Brazilian ...

Scolari says Lamps stays; Lamps not so sure

Luiz Felipe Scolari rolled the out the broken English -- I actually thought he was fairly decent -- today, and other than calling his management ...

Official: Deco in the hizzouse

Uncle Phil has jump started his Chelsea revolution with a shock signing -- Deco. I know, you can't believe it either. The former Barcelona midfielder inked ...

Ordinary One @ It Again

The rivalry between Uncle Phil and The Ordinary One is well-documented. Today, Mourinho buried the hatchet -- somewhat. His Ordinariness defended Louie Scolari's decision to accept ...

Chelsea in Awkward Scolari Announcement

Chelsea will have insisted on breaking the news, despite the awkward distractions it presents for Scolari's current effort to bring Portugal due Euro silverware. If Portugal's ...

Official: Scolari named manager

This just in, Portugal manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has been named Chelsea manager. Shocking news. Really. From the Chelsea FC official Web Site... "Chelsea Football Club is ...

Daily Real Madrid Transfer Speculation

Portugal coach and Ronaldo's close friend Luiz Felipe Scolari basically admitted he told Ronaldo to go to Real Madrid during a press conference earlier today. 'We've ...

Managerial Prospects: Pick Your Poison (Poll)

Yesterday I wrote about how Alain Perrin will probably be sacked. Today, let's go over the possibilities for the guy who will be Lyon's ninth ...

Some Big Names Reportedly in the Running for Valencia Manager Gig

It isn't often in the football world that a desirable coaching job opens up in the middle of the season. More often than not ...