

Articles tagged with "luiz-felipe-scolari"
Daily Dose: September 14th, 2009.
By chris | September 14th, 2009Stuff to read while you watch a folly to dot highlight reels for years to come.... Carlos Tevez's scent frightens little children. (Studs Up) Fernando Torres learned ...
Getting Sacked By Chelsea Is Quite Profitable*
By chris | September 8th, 2009Every year the release of Serie A salaries is met with great anticipation and often little surprise. This year, there was plenty of surprise to ...
2009 Chelsea Offside Awards
By Jack | June 6th, 2009Peace out. The newly-renamed Chris Sutton-Winston Bogarde Award for wack transfer of the season goes to ... Luiz Felipe Scolari The fat, loveable World Cup winner traded ...
Daily Dose: February 10th, 2009.
By chris | February 10th, 2009Stuff to read while you build team morale the good ol' fashioned way..... Only one man to save Chelsea, and he's special. (Kornheiser's Cartel) Only one man ...
Chelsea's New Gaffer? Duck, Duck, Duck...Guus.
By chris | February 10th, 2009Sorry, had to. Well, it certainly looks like Roman got his man; the man he's seemingly wanted to spearhead the Chelsea revolution for so long. After ...
Scolari Sacked. Already?
By Daryl | February 9th, 2009Big news today is that Big Phil Scolari is now unemployed, and Chelsea are now managerless. And if Roman Abramovich thinks that's the way to win ...
Breaking: Scolari shown the door
By Jack | February 9th, 2009"Luiz Felipe Scolari has been dismissed as manager of Chelsea Football Club today (Monday) with immediate effect. The Chelsea board would like to place on ...
Match Recap: The Turnaround
By Jack | January 19th, 2009So I think I've finally calmed down enough to discuss the theatrics at Stamford Bridge over the weekend. First, what a f**king finish. For those that ...
Scolari "don't care"
By Jack | January 13th, 2009Uncle Phil, speaking on today's FA Cup third-round replay at Southend, revealed Didier Drogba wouldn't be making the trip. He also revealed he could care ...
Scolari Reax
By Jack | January 11th, 2009Pic says enough really, eh? --To Sky Sports-- "We didn't have many good chances and in the last minute of the first half we conceded a goal ...
Rant Box: Chelsea v United
By Jack | January 9th, 2009The time has arrived. Will Chelsea rise to the occasion or will the sinking ship finally hit the ocean's floor? Chelsea travels to the Theater of Dreams ...
Holiday recap: More fun
By Jack | December 30th, 2008It was quite a Christmas for Chelsea. First, the Blues picked up a vital three points in a 2-0 win over West Brom at Stamford Bridge. ...
Rant Box: Chelsea v Everton
By Jack | December 18th, 2008I'm leaving town tomorrow for the Christmas fiesta of Christmas fiestas. So I had to get this box of chocolatey goodness out early. Let's get down ...
Dude, where's my Chelsea?
By Jack | December 4th, 2008Thanks to CFCnet reader JABS for that headline, perfect to describe the Blues' current plight. So we've lost another match at home. Another match to a ...
The Low End Theory
By Jack | October 24th, 2008Germany coach Joachim Low is pissssssed at Michael Ballack. Ballack is pisssssssed at Low. The shiteth had hiteth the fan. Ballack, apparently fuming at the treatment of ...
Poll: Ferguson or Scolari - Who's the More Successful Manager?
By Daryl | September 19th, 2008Two managerial greats meet for only the second time on Sunday when Big Phil and Fergie go head to head in the Premier League. The ...
Eschewing the Transfer Market for an All-World Coaching Staff
By chris | September 18th, 2008If your beloved club was to be bought out by anbajillionaire, would it be better to spend insane transfer fees on a number of players ...
Match Recap: Reason to worry?
By Jack | August 31st, 2008A gift (from Frank Lampard) + dreadful second half + an opponent content to defend = a monotonous 1-1 draw between Chelsea and Tottenham at ...
Transfer news: Who the hell is Fabio Paim?
By Jack | August 26th, 2008He's the next Ronaldinho (without all the weight). He also bears a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks. But I digress. Paim's a winger. A flashy one. ...
Match recap: 3 points is 3 points
By Jack | August 25th, 2008Well, that wasn't impressive now was it. Almost depressing really. At least we know Uncle Phil can win ugly. Chelsea flogged through a 1-0 win at Wigan ...
Drogba out until October?
By Jack | August 20th, 2008This is sure to be news to Scolari & Co. Didier "I don't know what I want" Drogba, who missed Chelsea's opening match of the season ...
Sheva's Going Home. Unless He's Not.
By chris | August 20th, 2008And here we go: Sheva to Milan is back on. Again. After the early summer speculation and "imminent" move (the press does love that word), ...
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
By chris | August 19th, 2008The Good Brazilians in London: Yeah yeah, Portsmouth ain't exactly on their level, but Big Boss is going to be mighty pleased this season with Luiz ...
Daily Dose: 08.18.08
By chris | August 18th, 2008Stuff to read while you realize the resale value of public toilets is not all that wonderful..... Football with a basketball guy. (Unprofessional Foul) It's never too ...
Match Recap: Throwing down the gauntlet
By Jack | August 17th, 2008So much for settling in. Uncle Phil set Stamford Bridge ablaze on his debut, guiding Chelsea to a superlative 4-0 win over Portsmouth in the Premiership ...
Prem Preview: Let the games begin
By Jack | August 16th, 2008The time has finally arrived. Word. Chelsea begins a new era today as it opens the 2008-09 season against Portsmouth at Stamford Bridge. The match marks ...
08-09 Club Preview
By Jack | August 16th, 2008The 2007-08 season was an unprecedented one for Chelsea Football Club. The Blues reached their first-ever Champions League final. They also amassed an impressive 85 ...
The bid is in ...
By Jack | August 7th, 2008"Further to media reports, Chelsea Football Club can confirm we have made an offer to Real Madrid today (Thursday, August 7) for the transfer of Robinho." Says ...
Video: Cech all giddy
By Jack | July 18th, 2008Big Pete Cech returns for preseason training -- and acts all girly & shit. Sack up, man.





