Manchester City (0) Aston Villa (2)

Manchester City, a team we can't beat and with former Villa player, Darius Vassell always a thorn in the side. This time though, its ...

Sam Allardyce resigns from Bolton

Wow. Sam Allardyce has quit Bolton Wanderers. Fresh from a solid 2-2 draw with Chelsea on Saturday the club sit in fifth place, and were ...

Full Time: Arsenal 3-1 Manchester City

Three points for the Gunners, thanks to Tomas Rosicky, Cesc "Sure, NOW I Score All the Time" Fabregas, and Julio Baptista. We've been wondering where the ...

Classic Man Yoo -- United's Great Comeback at Manchester "Citeh", November 7th 1993

Next to Liverpool -- Manchester City are the club we least like losing to...

Arsenal to Host Man City Upon Advancement

The draw has been held for the FA Cup quarterfinals, and if Arsenal can defeat Blackburn in a fifth-round replay the Citizens will visit Ashburton ...

The Pure Joy of Fandom

Don't clown around, wear the nicotine patch while on trial

There are a few golden rules when you go on a job interview. Always look the interviewer in the eyes, offer up a firm ...

Coco is On Trial With Man City and ... Oh. Never Mind.

A week ago today, Inter defender Francesco Coco (You would be forgive here for saying "Liar! Coco is not at Inter!" because he's yet to ...

Corradi Does a Spectacular "Drogba"

* Probably not the result poor Bernardo had in mind. * Head to the 10.28 mark to witness cheating at its glorious (though admittedly hilarious) worst... ...

Cup Final For Citeh

Yes it's Manchester Citeh's biggest game of the season tomorrow. They've not won a trophy for around 300 years, so this game is largely ...

David James Encourages you to Recycle

Portsmouth keeper David James has taken his fair share of criticism in these parts lately thanks to his bold and beautiful and scary and horrific ...

Bernardo Corradi Bestows Knighthood on Joey Barton

In the world of Manchester City's Bernardo Corradi, a player who sticks a cigar in a teammate's eye, fights with fans in Thailand and shows ...

It is ok to Stand as long as Rod Stewart doesn't Play Football

We all have causes and issues we are passionate about. Just last week I achieved my life's mission by being voted treasurer of the ...

Diddy is a Gunner

If it weren't for celebrities, I would never know which toothpaste to buy, which shampoo to use or which erectile dysfunction medicine to ask my ...

Stuart Pearce Comes up with a Creative Way to Save his Job

When your team has won only three of its past twenty games and the seat you sit on is hotter than a Paris Hilton video, ...

Hooray! Dropping your Shorts on the Pitch is not a Crime

The short-lived police investigation into Joey Barton's buttocks bearing at Everton last weekend has come to an end and the verdict is something exhibitionists everywhere ...

Actual Headline: 'Police to probe Barton's backside'

First they were probing bungs and now they are probing a Manchester City midfielder's backside. The rump in question belongs to Joey Barton who, ...

No need to print up 'Free Ben Thatcher' t-shirts yet

Manchester City's resident thug Ben Thatcher will not face any police charges for the elbow he threw against Portsmouth midfielder Pedro Mendes back in August. ...

Manchester City Powered by the Wind

We're big proponents of wind energy here at The Offside. The hot air that is spouted in our office alone is enough to power ...

Ben Thatcher's Elbow has Never Met a Face it didn't Like

After watching the video of Manchester City's Ben Thatcher introducing himself to Pedro Mendes for the 7,000th time, we decided that Mr. Thatcher might not ...

Daily Dose 08.29

Some required reading while you work on that time machine that will take you back to 1973..... With Becks no longer playing in town, Manchester City ...

Probably the Nastiest Tackle you'll see all Year

We're not sure which is more criminal, the elbow thrown by Manchester City's Ben Hatcher during yesterday's match against Portsmouth or the fact that Hatcher ...