The Line Between Van Driver and Midfield Driving Force

I've a great affinity for Paul Scholes. In today's age of the "baby Bentley" footballer, Scholes is the complete antithesis - quiet family man, ...

When Saturday Comes (Nice Gag)

Gareth Bale - United's Next Boyo?

A Quick Bite for January 17th

* Chinese striker puts pen to paper, commiting himself to United until 2010... * Guiseppe Rossi heads back to former club in search of much ...

Great Goal With Even Greater Celebration

Hell's Bales!

I'm not too thrilled with reports that Gabriel Heinze might be a Spurs target - with the young Gareth Bale allegedly a target to ...

Juve Really, Really Want (the Pretty) Ronaldo

Yesterday, Spanish newspaper La Stampa insisted Juventus and Manchester United were in talks to bring Cristiano Ronaldo -- likely the best player in England right ...

Could This be a Prophecy?

Fergie Warns Fans - "Don't Hold Your Breath"

I'm actually pretty relieved to hear that we may not be persuing any January transfers - why do anything to rock the boat right ...

A Quick Bite For January 15th

* The erstwhile Ryan Giggs has no plans to head off into the sunset just yet... * Cristiano Ronaldo remains confident about his impressive goal ...

Just be Patient Wayne

Rooney's been a frustrated figure lately, as he can't seem to buy a goal right now. But to be fair - he's doing everything ...

Aston Villa Butcher the Art of Defending

Villa Brushed Aside

Villa's first win at Old Trafford since 1983 was never in question - as United scored early, then coasted to a comfortable win. Three ...

A Quick Bite For January 12th

* Sir Alex Ferguson asks for a little perspective and calm towards the big Henrik Larsson question... * Paul Scholes isn't in a reserved mood, ...

Man Yoo in Almost Seven Minutes

Villans Could Be The Villains

After last weeks narrow win over Aston Villa in the FA Cup - the Claret and Blue head back up to Old Trafford for ...

Djemba-Djemba Falls to Burnley-Burnley

Helping to prove the theory that once you're shown the door at United - the only way is down - comes today's news that ...

More On That Really Big Book

A Quick Bite For January 11th

* Poor Kieran in denial about his complete lack of footballing ability... * United captain's bullish mood towards United's title challenge... * Cristiano Ronaldo's fine ...

David Beckham! Superstar! (Singing)

Rightly or wrongly - until the day he dies (and probably long after) - David Beckham and Manchester United will be forever connected. Three ...

A Quick Bite For January 10th

* It seems United are linked with yet another midfielder this January window... * Louis Saha with high praise for the man who kept the ...

Manchester United to FC United of Manchester

LOVE UNITED - HATE GLAZER... GOOSEBUMPS OPTIONAL...

Swede Celebration

Larsson Likely Won't Come Cheap

It seems we keep going from naught to sixty in the great "will Henrik stay" debate. If this story in The Sun is to ...

A Quick Bite For January 9th

* Are United looking to add another Rio to the squad? * Is Heinze to Juventus, as ketchup is to a french fry? * Alan Smith ...

Henrik to Emmulate Eric? Nah.

Larsson Remains Calm

I think we all expected the questions about Henrik Larsson's length of stay at United to be asked at some point - but perhaps ...

Rude-naldo

You know, every time I watch United with my lovely wife - she marvels at Cristiano Ronaldo's perfectly waxed eyebrows and delightfully gelled hair ...

Insane in the Membrane

I've cracked. Right now, I struggle to type these words through my brand new straight jacket - kindly provided by the asylum. I'm here, ...

There's Only One Eric Cantona

Many of the "red tops" have been quick to label Henrik Larsson as a Cantona-esque figure for United. What a load of old nonsense! We ...