A Quick Bite for January 26th

* Fergie again forced to insist Ronaldo stays - even if the price is quite high... * Portsmouth boss denies his club were behind the ...

Don't Make Him Angry (You Won't Like Him When He's Angry)

I swear that picture portrays Sir Alex in a mobsteresque pose - issuing a "polite" warning to new UEFA chief Michel Platini, and his ...

Holy Crepe! Profits Flat!

There are fewer things in life flatter than a crepe. But United's profits for the 12 months until 30 June 2006 are pretty damn ...

A Quick Bite for January 25th

* Gary Neville tips "Sparky" as the man to fill Sir Alex's rather large and daunting footsteps... * Be the subject of a juicy transfer ...

Shut Your Pie-Hole You Ruud Traitor

I used to like Ruud van Nistelrooy - he seemed to bleed United red (as opposed to just red). Then he threw his toys ...

Mmm... Sardines...

Spy Plane Bewilders United (Was it Arsene Gold-Wenger Perhaps?)

No, that's not the actual aircraft used (but wouldn't it be so much cooler if it was) - but as covered by Bob on ...

The King Speaks Out (We Must Listen)

In what could prove to be either sheer folly or sheer genius (we are talking about Eric Cantona after all...) - the great man ...

Mysterious Spy Plane Spotted Flying over Manchester United Training

The English Premiership is starting to resemble a plot from a John La Carre novel. We've seen restaurants where managers and players eat bugged, ...

Does the Chelsea Infighting Make The Glazers Look Not Too Bad?

Jose evidently hasn't been getting what he wants lately, and the red-tops and broadsheets have been filled with rumours of a major fall out ...

A Quick Bite for January 24th

* A single game and a single goal, has attracted some heavy hitters to loanee Guiseppe Rossi... * Alessandro Del Piero in less than stunning ...

Incensed United Challenge Madrid to a Duel (Err, Perhaps Not)

I'm Really Sick of Real Madrid (Really)

The mere fact that they've inspired the name of a dodgy MLS franchise is reason enough to loath Real Madrid - but for me, ...

Jamie Turner

Amongst all of the joking about transfer targets, and kidding about the abilities of wealthy players - this story I have come across, is a ...

A Quick Bite for January 23rd

* Villan takes the nickname too literally after recent visit to Old Trafford... * Visiting United fans aim to combat the annoyance of inflated ticket ...

It's a Rivalry Thing (aka Why My Sister Really Hates Arsenal)

A Cure For What Ails You

What does a legendary manager do the day after a maddening last gasp defeat to a hated rival? Why fly to Hungary for some ...

It is the thought that counts

Talk about a birthday surprise. Imagine the joy that the Manchester United fan had when he opened up a present from his wife for ...

Is Detective Wenger Right?

So master tactician Arsene Wenger seems to have deduced (in his Inspector Clouseau garb no doubt) that United have a tendancy to run out ...

The Day Sir Alex Made Kevin Keegan Lose It

The Legend Scores a Goal

Make it Arsenal 2-1 Manchester United. Thierry Henry in injury time.

A Quick Bite for January 22nd

* Young loanee hits the ground running, back in Italian football... * Has there been a detente between Sir Alex and Monsieur Wenger? * Psst - ...

United Fans Are From...

Could We Crumble?

I'm leaning towards it being a good thing that we don't have another Premiership match for ten days - let this defeat gnaw and ...

Well and Truly Blown!

With all due respect to Arsenal's beautiful brand of football - the last fifteen minutes were a barrage of long balls, and a defense ...

'Manchester Will Give Up'

Is that really what Arsene Wenger told the young Gunners at halftime of Sunday's come-from-behind-win over Manchester United? Mathieu Flamini says yes. "He asked us ...

The van Toe is van Broken!

Robin van Persie was instrumental in today's come-from-behind home victory over ManYoo, scoring the equaliser as he did in the second half. Unfortunately for ...

Full Time: Arsenal 2-1 Manchester United

Holy smokes. The legend, Thierry Henry, scored in extra time to cap the comeback. What an incredible win!

Half Time: Arsenal 0-0 Manchester United

A fairly good, fairly even first stanza. Should be an entertaining second half. Initial thoughts?

We Need to Talk, David Gray

Lurve your stuff, Dave. White Ladder is teh roXXor, and Life in Slow Motion is great, too. The Arsenal Offside is even glad ...