Rooney Inspires Big Win

Few would have predicted United putting four goals past Bolton's defence yesterday - myself included. I was honestly a little nervous going into ...

Paul McGrath -- Hard Man, Hard Life

Back when players wore tighter shorts, McGrath was known to put the fear of God into many an opposing striker who dared to score at ...

United Face Tricky Trip to Bolton

Cristiano Ronaldo Fights for Fair Play in Underworld Football Game

Just when you thought nothing could be better than having pictures of Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo on your cell phone or your Myspace page, ...

United Progress in Carling Cup

The Carling Cup... Fans dressed as empty seats... Fringe squad members and the reserves getting a run out while the established stars put their ...

George Best -- Honoring a Legend

Despite his human failings and less that glamorous later years, it's nice to see the memory of such an extraordinary talent being recognized. Not only ...

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When Minnows rise to the Surface

Perhaps one of the problems with football attendance is that there are simply too many games. Between league matches, domestic competitions and European competitions ...

Hey Brother, Can you spare a George Best so I can buy a Pint?

Boy that new Northern Ireland five pound bank note sure is big. Time to get a new wallet. The man holding the oversized ...

Leeds Leads the Way with Most Hooligan Banning Orders

They might have fallen on hard times on the pitch, but Leeds has come out on top as the club in England with the most ...

Paul Ince Assumes the Role of Ghostbuster

After turning down an offer from a ghostbuster to rid their club of the evils that have led to a winless start this season, English ...

Hello world!

Manchester United Football Club. Manchester United. Man Utd. Manure. Man USA. Man Yoo. The Manchester Buccaneers. Few other clubs divide opinion as much as the ...

'Oh the humanity!'

This is how bad it got at the end of the loss to Man U: My friend, a Scouse expat living in Milwaukee, turned to ...

Toothless Reds

It's hard to find a less impressive performance from Liverpool in recent memory other than what they showed today at Old Trafford. Disgusting showing if ...

Daily Dose 10.20

Some stories to read while install one of these urinals in your bathroom.... * Everything you could possibly want to know about goal scoring in MLS ...

Can you 'Guess Rafa's Lineup?!'

OK, with Bordeaux sufficiently dispatched, it's on to Manchester to face "The Scum." I will be upfront in saying I stole this idea from the ...

Fernando Torres Reportedly Headed to Manchester United

It has been a busy couple of days for the man nicknamed after a weather pattern. Fernando Torres - El Nino - will join ...

Boruc has a Right to be Cross with Diving Giggs

It is always fun to watch a game in which Celtic keeper Artur Boruc plays. The Polish international isn't one to hide his emotions ...

Daily Dose 09.11

Some stories to read while you leave your apartment for the first time in two decades.... Yanks love the Prem more than the British do, but ...

Wayne Rooney can Beat you Up, while Sitting Down

Add another glorious chapter to Wayne Rooney's five-volume autobiography. The Manchester United forward got into a scrap with Blackburn defender Michael Gray while enjoying ...

Daily Dose 09.07

Some stories to read while you express your love with taxis….. Spain is probably thinking David Healy is pretty good right about now (Soccer Weblog) A player ...

Daily Dose 09.01

Some stories for you to read while you wonder where summer went.... The pants are on fire at Manchester United (United Rant) Let's nail that transfer window ...

Wayne Rooney's Writing hasn't Pleased Everyone

We'll admit that we haven't sat down to read the first volume of Wayne Rooney's autobiography yet. We have it on our list of ...

The World Awaits Cristiano Ronaldo's Newest Trick

For a second there we were actually starting to appreciate the way Cristiano Ronaldo has been handling himself. He's accepted the abuse he is ...

Champions League Draw

If you have more of a life than we do and you weren't watching the Champions League draw on your computer as it happened, than ...

Daily Dose 08.22

Some footie stories to read while you are not busy training for a marathon… * Incorporating the word "pineapple" into a chant is a worthy endeavor ...

Here's Another Headline About Those Referees Picking on Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney has an explanation for why he can't seem to make it through a match without picking up a red card. It is ...

Wayne Rooney is Literate

Manchester United and England forward Wayne Rooney is eager to learn how his just released autobiography entitled "Wayne Rooney: My Story So Far" ends. ...

Christiano Ronaldo Plays and Lives to Tell About It

A few pieces of gum thrown his way, some boos and a pair goals. All in a day's work for Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo ...

Rooney Sent Off in Friendly. It Must be Ronaldo's Fault

Wayne Rooney is continuing his form from the World Cup. In an exhibition match today against FC Porto, the Manchester United forward received a ...