Billy Is a Bad, Bad Badger

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkKX9aC6FQ[/youtube] When Billy the Badger from Fulham last appeared on this page, he'd just been sent off for...for...brace yourself, because this is ugly...for breakdancing on the ...

When Mascots Go Wild!

         Corinthians' Mascot For some time, the Paulista Federation of Football has unsuccessfully used mascots of ambiguous appearance to entertain fans in the stadium during half-time. ...

'Confusing' Reading mascot sent off by Referee

The big story from Monday's Reading and Newcastle tilt was supposed to be the return of Michael Owen. The striker did play the full ...

Grimsby Town's Mighty Mariner 'Entertains' Pitch Side

Mascot shenanigans just fail to get old for some peculiar reason...

Mascots of Local Rivals Boston United and Lincoln City Square Off

Nothing symbolizes a good local rivalry like men in ridiculous furry costumes clowning around...

Bob Marley's Hair could be the Euro 2012 Mascot

Appealing to the hearts and minds of dog owners and Rastafarians alike, Hungary and Croatia have unveiled their mascots as they bid to host Euro ...

Grimsby Town's 'Mighty Mariner' Mascot Stops for a Pint on the Way to Macclesfield

Men in fuzzy mascot costumes are sure to get thirsty after all...

The Man Behind the Mascot -- Grimsby Town's 'Mighty Mariner' Enjoys a Visit to Notts County

You know -- his nose does unfortunately resemble a big penis...

More Football League Mascot Mild Amusement -- Meet Southend United's 'Sammy the Shrimp'. Post Courtesy of the International Break

This shrimp just seems way too happy. Suspiciously like a person in a fuzzy shrimp suit on a serious LSD trip. For some inexplicable reason, ...

It's Football League Mascot Time! (Blame the International Break) -- Meet Sheffield Wednesday's Barney the Owl

Nothing says quiet news week like a post about a team mascot. Then again, nothing says 'football' like the sight of a person in ...

Even More Mascot Mayhem -- Grimsby's Mighty Mariner Gets His Freak On

More Mascot Mayhem -- Wolves' Wolfie Gets into it With a Little Piggy

Mascot Mayhem -- Hartlepool's Monkey Takes a Penalty and Loses his Head

67,406 People can't be wrong

If you are like me, I know that the first thing you did this morning was wake up and rush to your computer to find ...

Euro 2008 Mascots Facing Lawsuit

It hasn't taken long for those no-good Euro 2008 twin mascots to cause controversy. Following the unveiling of the yet-to-be named androgynous mascots with ...

Androgynous EURO 2008 Mascot Twins Need a Name

What is it about football tournaments and lame ass mascots? Just when we were getting over the mental image of that half naked lion ...

Daily Dose 09.19

Some stories to read while you write the check for your new £200,000 mobile phone..... * Someone please teach these guys how to celebrate when they ...

English Premier League Mascots

Some fine work done by our friends at the Red Cauldron who have unearthed pictures of the cute and sometimes frightening mascots on display at ...