Review: Donkeys Raped By Karma

Could the curse be over? Could it be that, after years of poor performances against sure-to-be-relegated teams, we finally know how to beat the crappy ...

Two For The Price Of One

As we are already playing our next game on Wednesday, I’m combining the review of last night’s joke against Fioremerda with a Lecce-preview. Review Well, that was ...

Review: Bianconeri Bow Before Ballardini

Wow. I expected a draw, but I never expected bringing home the bacon (or the panchetta) from the Olimpico in Torino. I haven't seen much ...

Preview: The Sacking of Ranieri

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 15.00 Stadio Olimpico, Torino Palermo Boys, we are here. We beat your women and drink their beer, Palermo Boys, we are here. Overview It's time ...

Preview: Ciccio Returns To La Favorità

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 15.00 Stadio La Favorità, Palermo Palermo Boys, we are here. We beat your women and drink their beer, Palermo Boys, we are here. Overview We ...

Napoli 2 Palermo 1: Zalayeta Comedy Goal Wins It

There's just something funny about the way Marcelo Zalayeta plays. At times he's slow and lumbering, other times he's quick and powerful. He ...

Preview: Udinese - Palermo

Saturday, August 30th, 2008 18.00 Stadio Friuli, Udine Overview Well, this sucks, doesn't it? We went down to Ravenna, our management is fuckin' up everything and we don't ...

Saturday, August 30th, 2008 18.00 Stadio Friuli, Udine Overview Well, this sucks, doesn't it? We went down to Ravenna, our management is fuckin' up everything and we don't ...

Back In Town

Come stai, ragazzi? I'm back after a couple of days of well deserved relaxation. And no, I haven't done anything in Pedaso expect for resting ...

Palermo Bits & Pieces

Well, it's been both slow and fast as far as news is concerned. Currently, most of the Palermo players have been training in Levico Terme ...

Transfer Crap Stuff And Things

So, the Euros are almost over and Donadoni's gone. Let's talk Palermo again. A little round-up of what happened and/or is happening. Lorenzo asked us who ...

Saturday Supermercato Stuff

Well, the least we can say is that Zamparini is having a blast on the transfermarket. Not that it's all that good: Caserta might be ...

Preview: Palermo - Sampdoria

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 15.00 Renzo Barbera, Palermo Overview This is it. The last game of the season at home. The tifosi rosanero will look to salute players ...

Preview: Lazio - Palermo

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 15.00 Stadio Olimpico, Roma Squad Status Palermo Palermo will be without Zaccardo due to suspension and "Bikerman" Caserta and "Cyranose" Biava who sustained some injuries ...

Lazio - Palermo

The two eagle-centric teams face off this weekend in a bid to determine which is the most self-destructive. If you're a betting man, put money ...

Preview: Palermo - Atalanta

Sunday April 27th, 2008 15.00 Stadio La Favorità, Palermo Squad Status Palermo Damn. Amauri and Rinaudo are banned for getting too much yellow cards, and so is Bresciano. Added ...

Palermo v. Juventus: Colantuono's Last Chance, Really This Time... I Swear

Tifosi Rosaneri don't tell me, let me guess.  Colantuono's got some secret plan to beat us come Sunday.  I mean, that's the reason why Zamparini ...

Palermo 1 - 0 Livorno , Bad Day at The Barbera

* highlights further down Fabrizio I thought you were cool man!? You have that Che Guevara Tattoo on your big ass left calf, ...

Palermo v Siena: Did I Mention That Siena Don't Suck?

Even if you're a supporter of whoever they're playing, Siena are really hard not to like right now. Despite having just barely climbed out of ...

10 Things We Learned About Serie A This Weekend

A new installment in the weekly "10 Things We Learned About..." series. This one of the Italian variety. 1. Antonio Cassano is a train wreck. No, this ...

Palermo v Fiorentina: Revitalized Rosanero

That was a ridiculously exciting match with each team dominating a half, but Palermo deserved the three points for their a wonderful all-round performance. From ...

Juventus vs Palermo: Previews & Contests

Fire it up you pirate-hookers, Serie A's back in town! Fire what up exactly? I'm not sure. Could be cigarettes, peyodie, an old smelly couch, ...

The Battle of the Old (but still good) Goalkeepers- Palermo v. Parma preview

When Palermo and Parma step on the field tomorrow, the combined age of the two goalkeepers will be 78 years old. On one side we ...

Miccoli's Magic

Palermo 2 Milan 1 An injury time goal stunned the visiting Milan as Miccoli continues to work his magic. Down ...

Azzurri Squad Announced; Limited Room for Bitching Available

Roberto Donadoni, who has spent the last two weeks offering up sacrifices to a slew of gods in an effort to winpowers of miraculous recovery ...

Tale of Two Halves

Finally being able to stomach that opening 2-0 loss on Sunday, I am back and ready for action. I’ve watched the game for ...

Palermo v Roma: Holy Freaking Awesome

I'm sure Chris and Kevin will have detailed reports up later, but suffice to say, that was a fantastic match. Roma were utter magic in the ...

Pink Kool-Aid anyone?

If Fabrizio Miccoli is drinking the pink Kool-Aid, so will I. Well, actually I’ve been drinking it since we signed Miccoli ...

Monday Odds and Ends As We Count Down the Minutes

•In what is surely the biggest joke of the day, Roma's Simone Perrotta is being suspended for this weekend's season-opening match against Palermo. Why, you ...

Amauri is Back, Bitches

Though he insists he's not yet operating at full "Yeah!" strength, Amauri is feeling well enough to score a second-half hat trick in Palermo's final ...