http://tags.theoffside.com/michael-ballack/ Tags of Tags en-us BootsnAll Travel Network http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/rant-box-chelsea-v-atletico-madrid-2.htmlJack2009-11-02 22:07:31New Atletico manager Quique Flores remembers the Blue machine -- well, Michael Essien -- all too well. Furthermore, a win will take us through to the ...New Atletico manager Quique Flores remembers the Blue machine -- well, Michael Essien -- all too well. Furthermore, a win will take us through to the ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/excellent-the-guardian-loves-the-chels.htmlJack2009-10-28 20:32:15Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend ... "The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success ...Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend ... "The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/rant-box-chelsea-v-apoel.htmlJack2009-09-29 20:23:10It's time to get back to work. And back to winning. Carlo Ancelotti's first real test as Chelsea manager arrives today when the Blues resume Group ...It's time to get back to work. And back to winning. Carlo Ancelotti's first real test as Chelsea manager arrives today when the Blues resume Group ...http://www.theoffside.com/daily-dose/daily-dose-september-2nd-2009.htmlchris2009-09-02 16:30:17Jogi Loew has zero faith in Michael Ballack's ability to beat real people anymore. A bike for a season. (SoccerLens) An accurate description of Florentino's haggling methods. ...Jogi Loew has zero faith in Michael Ballack's ability to beat real people anymore. A bike for a season. (SoccerLens) An accurate description of Florentino's haggling methods. ...http://bayern.theoffside.com/team-news/letter-to-the-board-the-bayern-offside-view.htmlLuke2009-08-25 09:09:39 I wanted to take a little bit more in-depth look at the now-famous Transfermarkt letter. Ok, it might not be that deep, but it's ... I wanted to take a little bit more in-depth look at the now-famous Transfermarkt letter. Ok, it might not be that deep, but it's ...http://bayern.theoffside.com/team-news/as-the-ribery-turns.htmlLuke2009-08-17 15:24:56Cue the soap opera organ strains. It was a 3-ring Ribéry circus at the Säbener Strasse on Monday. Aïe! Of short term concern, Ribéry had ...Cue the soap opera organ strains. It was a 3-ring Ribéry circus at the Säbener Strasse on Monday. Aïe! Of short term concern, Ribéry had ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/what-did-we-learn-from-the-community-shield.htmlJack2009-08-11 21:11:59Sure, it's not really supposed to be a competitive match. So, you ask how can you really learn anything from it? Well, if you watched today's ...Sure, it's not really supposed to be a competitive match. So, you ask how can you really learn anything from it? Well, if you watched today's ...http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/welcome-back-english-football-weve-missed-the-controversy-and-complaining.htmlDaryl2009-08-10 05:00:21 English football is back. How do we know? Well, there was the Community Shield yesterday, where Chelsea beat Man Utd on penalties after drawing 2-2 ... English football is back. How do we know? Well, there was the Community Shield yesterday, where Chelsea beat Man Utd on penalties after drawing 2-2 ...http://seattle.theoffside.com/team-news/catching-up-more-all-stars-montero-to-fulham-or-not-hanauers-biggest-payne-and-other-fun-stuff.htmlLaurie2009-07-24 15:11:42The toughest part about blogging is trying to decide what to write about when you've been gone. Do you try to catch up on ...The toughest part about blogging is trying to decide what to write about when you've been gone. Do you try to catch up on ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/uefa-hands-out-bans-fines-shocking.htmlJack2009-06-17 16:10:22All-powerful Uefa, so pure and righteous, finally took aim at Chelsea today. Hefty suspensions and substantial fines were handed out for the Blues' so-called improper conduct during/after the Champions League ...All-powerful Uefa, so pure and righteous, finally took aim at Chelsea today. Hefty suspensions and substantial fines were handed out for the Blues' so-called improper conduct during/after the Champions League ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/contract-roundup-ballack-inks-one-year-extension.htmlJack2009-06-03 19:08:05Chelsea and midfielder Michael Ballack agreed on a one-year contract extension Tuesday. Hooway! Not really. But I'm OK with this move. Ballack's 08-09 term was clipped by ...Chelsea and midfielder Michael Ballack agreed on a one-year contract extension Tuesday. Hooway! Not really. But I'm OK with this move. Ballack's 08-09 term was clipped by ...http://www.theoffside.com/daily-dose/daily-dose-may-7th-2009.htmlchris2009-05-07 18:30:04Stuff to read while you realize late heroics aren't exclusive to the Champions League..... The pros and cons of Zlatan. (SoccerLens) The top 8 GIFs of Ballack's ...Stuff to read while you realize late heroics aren't exclusive to the Champions League..... The pros and cons of Zlatan. (SoccerLens) The top 8 GIFs of Ballack's ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/video-ballack-loves-tights.htmlJack2009-04-29 21:02:56Apparently The Special One rubbed off on his players in more ways than one. Michael Ballack -- as well as Cashley and Mikel -- was ...Apparently The Special One rubbed off on his players in more ways than one. Michael Ballack -- as well as Cashley and Mikel -- was ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/match-recap-blessing-in-disguise.htmlJack2009-04-13 18:39:59"If you concede because you are outplayed or outpaced you get angry but, when you calm down, you accept it ­happens in football," said manager ..."If you concede because you are outplayed or outpaced you get angry but, when you calm down, you accept it ­happens in football," said manager ...http://www.theoffside.com/daily-dose/daily-dose-april-6th-2009.htmlchris2009-04-06 18:30:28Stuff to read while you enjoy the worst starter-backup goalie combo in the world....... Per Mertesacker touches his captain in a special place. (Unprofessional Foul) Valencia might ...Stuff to read while you enjoy the worst starter-backup goalie combo in the world....... Per Mertesacker touches his captain in a special place. (Unprofessional Foul) Valencia might ...http://spurs.theoffside.com/team-news/spurs-1-chelski-0.htmlDrew2009-03-21 10:12:39 Before the Aston Villa match I looked at the fixture list for the next couple of games and thought to myself "well Villa has been ... Before the Aston Villa match I looked at the fixture list for the next couple of games and thought to myself "well Villa has been ...http://habs.theoffside.com/bulges-and-such/the-ballack-bouncing-bulge-again.htmlAmanda Leerat2009-03-19 14:21:46Yes, we've seen video of the Bodacious Ballack Bouncing Bulge before, but... Well, some things just never get old. (Know what this video needs, though? ...Yes, we've seen video of the Bodacious Ballack Bouncing Bulge before, but... Well, some things just never get old. (Know what this video needs, though? ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/rant-box-chelsea-v-man-city.htmlJack2009-03-14 20:16:50First things first, lets all thank the Scouse for their help. I mean, a 4-1 thrashing of Manchester United at Old Trafford is just what ...First things first, lets all thank the Scouse for their help. I mean, a 4-1 thrashing of Manchester United at Old Trafford is just what ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/fixtures/champions-league/gallery-chelsea-2-juventus-2.htmlJack2009-03-10 19:24:26 http://chelsea.theoffside.com/gallery/photos-of-the-day-into-second.htmlJack2009-02-28 11:29:00 http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/alert-david-blaine-has-taken-control-of-chelsea.htmlLotte Cox2009-02-28 09:36:13 It's one thing for Chelsea to invite David Blaine to join them in public for a bit of magical bonding. It's quite another, however, for ... It's one thing for Chelsea to invite David Blaine to join them in public for a bit of magical bonding. It's quite another, however, for ...http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/tony-pulis-thinks-foreigners-are-divers.htmlchris2009-01-20 14:00:00One of the best things about football is brilliant quotes are few and far between. Mind-boggling quotes coming as the result of a massive brain ...One of the best things about football is brilliant quotes are few and far between. Mind-boggling quotes coming as the result of a massive brain ...http://habs.theoffside.com/hot-ballers/michael-ballack-yes-yes.htmlIvanna Baller2009-01-05 18:10:14Very few men are born with the gift of looking hot 24/7. Michael Ballack happens to be one of them. Bonus: The following video explains why ...Very few men are born with the gift of looking hot 24/7. Michael Ballack happens to be one of them. Bonus: The following video explains why ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/mike-ballack-got-blogs-son.htmlJack2008-11-11 20:14:13Thx to forum user sayen, I've discovered footbo, a "social network for football lovers worldwide." Now, this site is far from groundbreaking. However, it does ...Thx to forum user sayen, I've discovered footbo, a "social network for football lovers worldwide." Now, this site is far from groundbreaking. However, it does ...http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/fun-photos-to-start-your-weekend.htmlLaurie2008-11-01 07:00:07No Weekend Quiz today -- I got stuck doing Halloween stuff last night and ran out of time. Check back next week. Instead, ...No Weekend Quiz today -- I got stuck doing Halloween stuff last night and ran out of time. Check back next week. Instead, ...http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/james-bond-surveils-ballack-low-peace-summit.htmlchris2008-10-31 14:00:24 Though I suppose if it were actually James Bond, the pictures would look a lot less grainy. But still, one can't help but look at ... Though I suppose if it were actually James Bond, the pictures would look a lot less grainy. But still, one can't help but look at ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/the-low-end-theory.htmlJack2008-10-24 12:09:40Germany coach Joachim Low is pissssssed at Michael Ballack. Ballack is pisssssssed at Low. The shiteth had hiteth the fan. Ballack, apparently fuming at the treatment of ...Germany coach Joachim Low is pissssssed at Michael Ballack. Ballack is pisssssssed at Low. The shiteth had hiteth the fan. Ballack, apparently fuming at the treatment of ...http://villa.theoffside.com/team-news/another-8-goal-thriller-anyone.htmlMartini Extra Dry2008-10-05 00:39:35Last time Villa played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge was on Boxing Day of last year and very few will have forgotten the game. Most Villa ...Last time Villa played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge was on Boxing Day of last year and very few will have forgotten the game. Most Villa ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/injuries-nice-to-see-you-again.htmlJack2008-09-08 16:46:43Oh how nice it is to have good ol' injury back in the mix at Stamford Bridge.  Just three games into the Premier League season, ...Oh how nice it is to have good ol' injury back in the mix at Stamford Bridge.  Just three games into the Premier League season, ...http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/match-recap-3-points-is-3-points.htmlJack2008-08-25 15:28:14Well, that wasn't impressive now was it. Almost depressing really. At least we know Uncle Phil can win ugly. Chelsea flogged through a 1-0 win at Wigan ...Well, that wasn't impressive now was it. Almost depressing really. At least we know Uncle Phil can win ugly. Chelsea flogged through a 1-0 win at Wigan ...