A Glimpse: Nani Goes Upside Down

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Queiroz hails the title winning style of United as having much broader benefits... *Rio the latest to make the inevitable comparison between Nani and United's number ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Fergie digs in over Liverpool's Heinze desire, questions the legality of their approach... *While the scousers threaten to use the legal system to capture their target... *Nani ...

United Impressive; Nani Impresses; Scholes in Fitness Fight

It wasn't much of a contest in all honesty, the biggest consequence being a worrisome knee problem for Paul Scholes, that looks as if it ...

United's Money Gathering Fitness Building Tour Stretches into China

So United's much publicized tour plops itself into China, more specifically the quite sunny Macao. The next victims opponents will be the tongue twisting Shenzhen ...

Portuguese Soccer Pitches Infested with Poison Ivy and Killer Bees With Herpes

Well, why the hell else would every player be leaving? This time it's (insert hyperbolic superlative here) goalkeeper Ricardo, who has passed his physical ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Neville claims rivals didn't do their homework on United... *Gabriele Heinze might soon have better access to brown ale... *Hargreaves revealed, while showing his respect for Sven... *Nani ...

The Portuguese Liga is a Slutty Ho

No, really: the Liga is taking it for the right price from just about anyone at this point. I'm not saying it's one of ...

Breaking News! United Sign Owen Hargreaves!

After a protracted chase that would make a tortoise blush, United finally secured the signature of Owen Hargreaves over the weekend. After months and months of ...

Something From the Weekend

*Alan Smith might have to buy a wet suit, if the purported interest from the Smoggies rings true... *Then again, perhaps he'll be heading South to ...

Today's Small Bits of United News

*Rossi and Nani occupied the same piece of grass for 75 minutes, then Rossi got sent off... *United sadly take up three spots in the all ...

Portuguese Football Trade Deficit?

Portuguese Professional Footballers' Union president Joaquim Evangelista is worried about the fact that just under 48% of players used per weekend in the past Liga ...

Nani's Replacement Comes in on a Choo-Choo Train

Sporting today signed Marat Izmailov from Lokomotiv Moscow as an apparent replacement for Nani. While we're on the subject of locomotives, what the hell ...

Today's Small Bits of United News

*Nani has the date of his first United game firmly penciled in his mind... *Rio Ferdinand looks to provide Ugandan football with a healthy boost... *Real Madrid's ...

Nani Continues to Wet the Appetite

Every time I catch a glimpse of his play, I can't help but look forward to seeing him light up Old Trafford. His overhead kick ...

U(nderachieving)-21 Team

Nani. João Moutinho. Yannick Djaló. Miguel Veloso. Hugo Almeida. Manuel Fernandes. They could all start for an All-World U-21 ...

Miccoli and the 3rd Person

Confirming the inevitable, new Juventus boss Claudio Ranieri has said that striker Fabrizio Miccoli will be coming back to the club after a second loan ...

Today's Manchester United Small Bites

*Giggs gets greedy, looks forward to a tenth title medal... *Kieran Richardson tries to play down his storming off for Under-21's... *Carlos Tevez has purportedly snubbed United ...

Today's Manchester United Small Bites

*Might United be looking at another young Brazilian to bolster the future? *The future of Giuseppe Rossi, while just a little uncertain, contains no lack of ...

Today's Manchester United Small Bites

*United strike force (and its lack of depth) comes under the microscope... *Gabriel Heinze faces the chop, looks to be about to head to La Liga... *Jonny ...

Today's Manchester United Small Bites

*Ben Fosters hopes of dislodging Van der Sar as first choice keeper take a serious hit... *Will Anderson's switch to England come unstuck due to the ...

Nani, Nani. Nani, Nani. Hey Hey Hey, Good Buy?

Manchester United swoop for Nani (see him to the left doing his best Cristiano Ronaldo impression) and Anderson. Cristiano Ronaldo sits out of Portugal's ...

Nani is Flippin' Brilliant

One of Manchester United's new wonderkids gave us a nice little preview today, scoring the opening goal in Portugals' 2-1 win over Belgium. Not only was ...

Anderson and Nani Musings

*Cristiano Ronaldo predicts a bright future [The Sun] *Sporting were powerless to stop United [MEN] *Brazil boss full of praise for Anderson [SportingLife] *Sir Alex's greatest ever bit ...

Sporting Starting a New Means of Non-Negotiation?

I'm really not 100% sure of the intricacies and history of the international football transfer market but I found what took place between Sporting and ...

Portuguese Sam's Club

Manchester United went to Portugal and bought in bulk yesterday. However, instead of useless packs of 64 ounce steaks, they ended up with two ...

Manchester United Land the New Ronaldinho, the New Cristiano Ronaldo

I have a friend who went to Portugal a few years ago and all he came back with was a nasty venereal disease. Use ...

Lyon want some Portuguese lovin'

Now that Lyon's Brazilian takeover is in full effect, the club is now batting its eyes in the direction of Portugal. And who is Lyon ...

...Another Transfer Rumour

What's that you ask? No, no I don't have anything better to write about. It looks like we are going to try to ...

Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha is a Wanted Man

So THAT'S why so many Portuguese and Brazilian footballers are called by a single name... Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha aka "Nani" has allegedly ...