Articles tagged with "newcastle-united"

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Where Will The V-Bomber Land?

By Marcus | September 17th, 2009

With Mark Viduka calling time on his European career, the race is heating up to see who will sign the Ex-Australian International star, or whether ...

Who Is Your Man?

By cathal | August 17th, 2009

We are making a few small changes on the blog for the new season and today you will see the first of them in our ...



Bruce gets "Bent"

By Drew | August 6th, 2009

As I'm sure you've all heard, Darren Bent has moved to Sunderland. Sorry It took me so long to post on it, I was in Seattle ...

Andy Carroll: Looking Good in the Championship

By Lotte Cox | July 12th, 2009

Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ...

Who Needs A Wasserman?

By chris | July 10th, 2009

It's hard to determine just who was more successful with that Michael Owen brochure, because most of you probably know precisely what that headline means ...

Daily Dose: July 8th, 2009

By Daryl | July 8th, 2009

Something to read after you peruse Emmanuel Adebayor's Michael-Owen-style brochure... Full thing available in PDF format at Arseblog. Marketing Gooch, Milan style (Studs Up) Homeless World Cup filmmaker ...

The BBC continues its sorry decline

By Martyn | July 6th, 2009

I've lifted most of this introduction from Wikipedia, but it perfectly details the history of the license fee-funded British Broadcasting Corporation and all that it ...

Daily Dose: June 25th, 2009.

By chris | June 25th, 2009

Stuff to read while you witness some Cesc accusations with accompanying photo.... There have been some strange, and possibly unsanctioned, changes to the FIFA rankings. (The ...

Daily Dose: June 24th, 2009.

By chris | June 24th, 2009

Stuff to read while you showboat with Robinho..... Benjamin Maradona-Aguero wears a rug. (Dirty Tackle) Newcastle United now a stage play - presumably a tragicomedy. (The Spoiler) Puma ...

They Aren't in the Premier League Anymore...

By Rob | June 22nd, 2009

...But that doesn't mean they've stopped being brilliant comic value... Honestly, that's an early 1990s style kit right there. Awful. I was sent a picture ...

Newcastle Goes Up For Sale; Continues To Torment Supporters.

By chris | June 9th, 2009

After the mild surprise that Kaka cost quite a bit less than expected, we have the news of another footballing institution whose price has dropped. ...

Transfer Talk: What's 'Cough, Please' In Spanish?

By chris | June 8th, 2009

Love that the Ricky Kaka news is leaking from everyone but Real Madrid, Milan and disreputable news outfits. Today's poor secret-keeper? The slightly dyslexic Brazilian ...



The Final League Table Vs My Pre-Season Predictions

By Rob | May 25th, 2009

Predictions are a fool's game. The beauty of this game we watch is that its like a soap without a script - you never know ...

Photo: Waving Goodbye to Newcastle United

By Daryl | May 25th, 2009

Full time at Villa Park yesterday, and a Villa fan waves goodbye to his Newcastle counterparts. The two probably won't be meeting again for a ...

Is Going Down The Best Thing For Newcastle?

By Rob | May 24th, 2009

My God, they've had a roller-coaster season. And today Newcastle United found themselves condemned to Championship football after losing to Aston Villa. Middlesbrough join the ...

The Best Bits of the 08/09 Premier League Season

By Rob | May 23rd, 2009

And so, as Frank Sinatra once sang, we approach our final curtain, at least for the 2008/9 season. Just one game left for everyone ...

Ferguson Shouldn't Care About The Relegation Dogfight

By Wayne Farry | May 19th, 2009

The upcoming weekend of Premier League football is of massive importance, not for the top of the table but for the bottom. One side is ...

Will Man United be right to field a second-string against Hull?

By Rob | May 19th, 2009

So, Man United have won the league, and with the Champions League final just three days after a trip to Hull, its fair to say ...

One Down: But Who Will Join West Brom in the Championship

By Rob | May 18th, 2009

So farewell, West Brom, it was nice having you. Any attempt to stay up using good football, with brilliant fans (they sang and cheered their ...

Going Down: Your Guide to the Relegation Dogfight

By Rob | May 8th, 2009

This weekend is going to be massive in the Premier League. Never mind the Manchester Derby though, at the foot of the league, things are ...

Daily Dose: May 5th, 2009.

By chris | May 5th, 2009

Stuff to read while you hose down the pitch..... Finding a replacement for Cristiano Ronaldo at OT. (EPL Offside) Realizing there's no defending Joey Barton anymore. (SoccerLens) A ...

Will Michael Owen get his Mojo Back?

By Rob | April 30th, 2009

Remember back ten years ago, when Michael Owen was the Saviour of English football? Even more than El Becks, as he was not yet known, ...

Poll: Do You Want Newcastle to Get Relegated?

By Daryl | April 21st, 2009

So far, not so good for Alan Shearer's attempt to rescue Newcastle United from relegation. Big Al has taken just one point from the first ...

Spurs 1 - Magpies 0: A nail in the coffin...

By Drew | April 19th, 2009

Today saw Darren Bent's one goal send Newcastle packing back north. The only bittersweet thing about the victory is we could have just seen the ...

Daily Dose: April 3rd, 2009.

By chris | April 3rd, 2009

Stuff to read while you watch this Sunday pub league player hit a sitter like a Sunday pub league player....... Amr Zaki is starting to sound ...

Daily Dose: April 2nd, 2009.

By chris | April 2nd, 2009

Stuff to read while you go Looking For Eric....... Potential Guus replacements - just in case. (SoccerLens) Mourinho enjoys a lap dance. (Dirty Tackle) Mexico is in lots ...

Confirmed - Shearer To Take Temporary Charge of Magpies!

By Wayne Farry | March 31st, 2009

The Newcastle soap opera has taken another interesting turn. According to Sky Sports and now the club, Newcastle legend Alan Shearer is to take over at ...

Rumor: Newcastle wants Boruc for £4milli...bwahahahahahahahahaha

By Matt | March 30th, 2009

I almost made it through writing that headline with a straight face, but as you could see I couldn't quite make it. Numerous sources ...

Premier League Weekend - Previews & Predictions

By Wayne Farry | March 13th, 2009

Warning to all blog readers, this is one long motherlicking preview. I've gone through every game this weekend and it's taken me frickin' ages. So ...

Xisco: Eagerly Bringing the Man-Love

By Lotte Cox | March 13th, 2009

Xisco is currently sitting on the bench at Newcastle, which must be awfully depressing for him -- not only is he not playing, but he's ...

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