http://tags.theoffside.com/nonsense/ Tags of Tags en-us BootsnAll Travel Network http://barcelona.theoffside.com/team-news/barca-players-and-the-international-break-spain-argentina-and-the-meaning-of-%e2%80%98friendly%e2%80%99.htmlAde C.2009-11-15 05:24:47So, yesterday was the first day of friendlies, World Cup qualifiers and playoffs of this maligned international break, and those of our boys who had ...So, yesterday was the first day of friendlies, World Cup qualifiers and playoffs of this maligned international break, and those of our boys who had ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/team-news/holy-blaugrana-batman.htmlPedro2009-10-11 09:39:13It's back! That's right, the Barcelona blog has finally come out of hiding with a new look. From now on, the best blog on The ...It's back! That's right, the Barcelona blog has finally come out of hiding with a new look. From now on, the best blog on The ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/team-news/slow-news-day.htmlIggy2009-09-08 22:47:57It's been a slow news day (footywise) so I would like to take advantage of this brief rest to turn to a lockerroom issue that ...It's been a slow news day (footywise) so I would like to take advantage of this brief rest to turn to a lockerroom issue that ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/barcelona/barcelona-i-love-you-but.htmlIggy2009-08-21 08:30:21In the interest of entertainment (as in not news/analysis) lets take a step back and look at our team/coaching staff/administration. Odds are, with that many ...In the interest of entertainment (as in not news/analysis) lets take a step back and look at our team/coaching staff/administration. Odds are, with that many ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/barcelona/caption-this.htmlKevin2009-08-12 03:24:59 You all know how this works. I'd say let's keep suggestions within the bounds of good taste, but I know how you kids are! ... You all know how this works. I'd say let's keep suggestions within the bounds of good taste, but I know how you kids are! ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/caption-this-pt-3.htmlIsaiah2009-08-04 11:16:45I declare Larm the winner of Caption This! Pt. 2 with a timely pop culture reference to heavy drinking. Congratulations! So, now, do your thing below, ...I declare Larm the winner of Caption This! Pt. 2 with a timely pop culture reference to heavy drinking. Congratulations! So, now, do your thing below, ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/barcelona/caption-this-pt-ii.htmlKevin2009-08-02 20:31:44 Corinne was the winner of the last go-round (in my strictly informal, not at all scientific voting, based solely on quality of belly laugh). New ... Corinne was the winner of the last go-round (in my strictly informal, not at all scientific voting, based solely on quality of belly laugh). New ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/barcelona-in-the-usa-will-you-be-there.htmlIsaiah2009-07-23 10:05:24Dates edited to reflect local time rather than previously listed Spanish time So our beloved blaugrana is going to be in Los Estados Unidos de America ...Dates edited to reflect local time rather than previously listed Spanish time So our beloved blaugrana is going to be in Los Estados Unidos de America ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/barcelona/we-got-us-some-more-yaya.htmlKevin2009-06-25 06:53:31Pond Scum Seluk, agent of our man crush object, says that a deal has been done, and The Yaya will zoom down from Planet Man ...Pond Scum Seluk, agent of our man crush object, says that a deal has been done, and The Yaya will zoom down from Planet Man ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/team-news/laffaire-etoo-the-latest-aka-please-baby-please-baby-baby-baby-please.htmlKevin2009-06-21 18:59:19 What does this man want? Money? Fame? A ticket to Milan? To spit in the face of the club that has brought him so much ... What does this man want? Money? Fame? A ticket to Milan? To spit in the face of the club that has brought him so much ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/barcelona/i-want-to-believei-doi-do.htmlKevin2009-06-11 08:08:18Dear Joan: These are the times that try cule souls. That other Spanish team just bought Kaka, for 67 million. In the same week, they bought ...Dear Joan: These are the times that try cule souls. That other Spanish team just bought Kaka, for 67 million. In the same week, they bought ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/vacation-2.htmlIsaiah2009-06-04 09:56:22 Well, folks, it's summer and that means I am going on vacation. This time it's to Tanzania and the Ngorogoro Crater (pictured above). I've never ... Well, folks, it's summer and that means I am going on vacation. This time it's to Tanzania and the Ngorogoro Crater (pictured above). I've never ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/champions.htmlIsaiah2009-05-27 18:30:58http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/did-you-know.htmlIsaiah2009-05-09 16:55:37Iniesta scored this one goal. Don't know if you realized. I do these things because I can. (h/t: Hector) Also, don't forget the Villarreal preview, where, in ...Iniesta scored this one goal. Don't know if you realized. I do these things because I can. (h/t: Hector) Also, don't forget the Villarreal preview, where, in ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/one-little-meme-at-a-time.htmlIsaiah2009-04-21 08:04:52So, before I get cracking on the Sevilla preview, I thought that we could discuss a few topics that concern the team generally, rather than ...So, before I get cracking on the Sevilla preview, I thought that we could discuss a few topics that concern the team generally, rather than ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/thoughts-on-other-peoples-thoughts-the-value-of-winning-titles.htmlIsaiah2009-04-20 11:48:25I'm not necessarily one for parsing the words of commentators, most of whom say whatever comes to mind rather than what they really think. Certainly ...I'm not necessarily one for parsing the words of commentators, most of whom say whatever comes to mind rather than what they really think. Certainly ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/barca-matryoshka-doll.htmlIsaiah2009-04-16 10:40:24Awesomeness from the land of Czechvar/Budwar: reader eklavya returns home with a set of Barcelona Matryoshka dolls. Here is what our little buddies look like, ...Awesomeness from the land of Czechvar/Budwar: reader eklavya returns home with a set of Barcelona Matryoshka dolls. Here is what our little buddies look like, ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/barca-matryoshka-doll.htmlIsaiah2009-04-16 10:08:21Awesomeness from the land of Czechvar/Budwar: reader eklavya returns home with a set of Barcelona Matryoshka dolls. Here is what our little buddies look like, ...Awesomeness from the land of Czechvar/Budwar: reader eklavya returns home with a set of Barcelona Matryoshka dolls. Here is what our little buddies look like, ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/jokes-are-over-back-to-the-grind.htmlIsaiah2009-04-02 06:18:19So perhaps yesterday's April Fools joke wasn't clever or anything other than cruel, but now we're back to the real deal stuff and I should ...So perhaps yesterday's April Fools joke wasn't clever or anything other than cruel, but now we're back to the real deal stuff and I should ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/jokes-are-over-back-to-the-grind.htmlIsaiah2009-04-02 05:22:15So perhaps yesterday's April Fools joke wasn't clever or anything other than cruel, but now we're back to the real deal stuff and I should ...So perhaps yesterday's April Fools joke wasn't clever or anything other than cruel, but now we're back to the real deal stuff and I should ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/on-vacation.htmlIsaiah2009-03-18 08:06:27So, it's Wednesday and some of you are probably jonesing pretty hard for your latest Barça Offside fix. Well, the heroin drugs are on their ...So, it's Wednesday and some of you are probably jonesing pretty hard for your latest Barça Offside fix. Well, the heroin drugs are on their ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/how-to-liveblog-the-cl.htmlIsaiah2009-03-09 08:31:36So it appears from the comment and a couple of emails that the CoverItLive thing was a smashing success. And now the Barça Offside community ...So it appears from the comment and a couple of emails that the CoverItLive thing was a smashing success. And now the Barça Offside community ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall.htmlIsaiah2009-03-08 13:14:15who is the ghostliest of them all? You tell me... He stands out in a crowd not because he's immensely talented (which he is), but because, ...who is the ghostliest of them all? You tell me... He stands out in a crowd not because he's immensely talented (which he is), but because, ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/barcelona/the-house-pep-built.htmlIsaiah2009-01-27 11:44:51(Thanks to Jason and Kevin -- it was actually Jason's idea, but Kevin continued it in good fashion) Welcome to Pep's Construction Company! Here we build ...(Thanks to Jason and Kevin -- it was actually Jason's idea, but Kevin continued it in good fashion) Welcome to Pep's Construction Company! Here we build ...http://epl.theoffside.com/premier-league/epl-ramblings-and-transfer-gossip.htmlWayne2009-01-13 07:33:09 Today I'm just gonna have a quick look at some of the transfer gossip on the net that surfaces every day. Lots of it is ... Today I'm just gonna have a quick look at some of the transfer gossip on the net that surfaces every day. Lots of it is ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/alves-doesnt-care-for-your-silly-rules.htmlIsaiah2008-12-11 07:19:31Rules in soccer are beneath Dani Alves. He does not practice with a balls or by running. Gonzalo Higuain, you should stay on the other ...Rules in soccer are beneath Dani Alves. He does not practice with a balls or by running. Gonzalo Higuain, you should stay on the other ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/yaya-bigger-than-you.htmlIsaiah2008-12-10 12:04:05There are only a few things that are constants in the universe: gravity, the speed of light, fear of Yaya. There are only a few things that are constants in the universe: gravity, the speed of light, fear of Yaya. http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/victor-vazquez-awesome-dancer.htmlIsaiah2008-12-10 08:56:29Even in the middle of games where he's trying to prove his worth, Victor Vazquez has time to walk like an Egyptian: Still, it's better than ...Even in the middle of games where he's trying to prove his worth, Victor Vazquez has time to walk like an Egyptian: Still, it's better than ...http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/hi-my-name-is-carles-whats-yours.htmlIsaiah2008-12-09 11:05:04It's nice to meet you, Wesley. Please say hello to my friend, the Camp Nou grass. It's nice to meet you, Wesley. Please say hello to my friend, the Camp Nou grass. http://barcelona.theoffside.com/nonsense/welcome-to-the-circus-juande.htmlIsaiah2008-12-09 08:57:55 Trial by fire in 5 days. Trial by fire in 5 days.