Articles tagged with "only-on-seattle-offside"
Sounders Poetry: The End, Yet Not the End
By Laurie | November 8th, 2009Dear Sounders: A Season Ends But Love Goes On Through all these games, roastin' and freezin', We've loved this team far beyond reason Through so many starts you captured ...
Referees, Sacrilege, Foulfests and Other Rave Green Thoughts that Kept Me Awake Last Night
By Laurie | November 7th, 2009Once again, those rave green thoughts that kept me awake: Jorge Gonzalez. That's the referee. Has he reffed for us before? ...
When, Against Your Better Judgment, You Open an Email Entitled "Orange Speedo," You Deserve What You Get. (OR: More Pat Onstad Photoshop Fun)
By Laurie | November 6th, 2009(Oh, what? Stop whining. Like the post title didn't warn you?) Email exchange. Topic line "Orange Speedo. " Same anonymous friend/Sounders fan I ...
Stressed About the Game? Laughter is the Best Medicine. Well, Okay, Laughter and Beer. You'll Need to Provide the Beer
By Laurie | November 6th, 2009This comes to me courtesy of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. Not sure why. If I were capable of such photoshop ...
"Light Rain," Male Bonding, Ricardo Salazar and Other Rave Green Thoughts That Kept Me Awake Last Night
By Laurie | October 29th, 2009The early morning thoughts of a sleepless fan on a pregame night: So why did I print my playoff tickets out as soon as I ...
My Utterly Unofficial Awards for Seattle-Dallas
By Laurie | October 25th, 2009The "OOH, THAT WAS PRETTY" award to: Seattle Sounders. You guys are proving -- with your sharp one-touch passes and your gorgeously aggressive attacking style ...
The Utterly Unofficial Awards from KC-Seattle
By Laurie | October 18th, 2009The, "ACTUALLY, THE GRASS IS GREENER ON THIS SIDE" award to: Seattle Sounders for making the playoffs with a game to spare. Did anybody else ...
Seattle vs. Columbus: The Utterly Unofficial Awards They REALLY Deserved
By Laurie | October 5th, 2009Last year during the playoffs I got tired of the standard, usual awards (MotM? yawn) and decided to create my own. (Columbus ...
The Freddie Ljungberg Song, Sung to the Tune of "Oh My Darling, Clementine"
By Laurie | August 29th, 2009What can we say about this game? Um.... Let's see. Maybe the word nerds among us could give a complete conjugation of ...
It Should Have Been 3-1...
By Steve | August 21st, 2009at half-time. Jaqua, Montero, Ianni all should have scored. Montero could not have gotten any closer on his penalty, but Ianni and Jaqua both blew ...
Overdramatic?
By Steve | August 9th, 2009This graph representing the 1920's stock market crash also happens to represent the exact trend of the team's awesomeness since defeating Houston on July 11. ...
Road Woahs: The Ten Most Shocking Things from SJ v. Seattle
By Steve | August 3rd, 200910. Well, to start things off, 4-0... Did anyone see that coming? Seattle has not been the best team on the road this year, ...
How Does Seattle Attendance Stack Up?
By Steve | July 15th, 2009Seattle has blown away the soccer doubters this year, with packed stadiums and a dedicated fan base even in the face of economic recession. ...
Live From the Press Box: Sounders FC vs. Houston Dynamo
By Steve | July 11th, 2009There is the final whistle and Seattle has done it. 2-1, or if you read the game preview, the exact score I predicted. ...
The Secret Lives of Assistant Referees (OR: The Post Tyrone Marshall Should Have Read BEFORE Last Week's Game)
By Laurie | June 4th, 2009DISCLAIMER: This post is intended as a cautionary tale for players. It is entirely hypothetical and in no way intended to cast aspersions ...
Matchday 12: Seattle Sounders FC vs. Colombus Crew
By Steve | May 29th, 2009QWest Field, May 30, 2009, 7:30pm Columbus Crew 5th place, Eastern Conference 2-6-2 Overall, 0-3-2 Away Away Goals Scored: 5 Away Goals Conceded: 9 Form: D D W D W Old Friends Last ...
Fan Questions for Hurtado
By Steve | May 29th, 2009I have a post-game interview scheduled with Jhon Kennedy Hurtado for Saturday's game against Columbus. I would like to know what the readers want ...
Pre-Game Party: Samba y Sabor!!!
By Steve | May 28th, 2009This Saturday only, freestyle soccer celebrity Fernando Pitt will perform live at STARBAR, 309 First Ave. South. The performance is open to all ages and also ...
Sigi Finally Gets the Freds to Play Together, and Here's How it Happens
By Laurie | May 4th, 2009Scene: Mt. Rainier, after dusk. Freddie Ljungberg and Fredy Montero are setting up camp. Montero: So why are we here again? Ljungberg: ...
Live Blog, Seattle Sounders (4-2-0) @ Chicago Fire (2-0-4), 5:30PM (PT)
By Steve | May 2nd, 2009Join me while I track the action as the Sounders travel to the Windy City to face off against the unbeaten Chicago Fire.
Your Official Sigi-Speak Translator (Or: What the Coaches Really Mean When They Say...)
By Laurie | April 30th, 2009Have you ever noticed that coaches are really, really good at speaking a lot while saying nothing? At sounding like they're letting you in ...
Meet Adrienne, Seattle Offside's Fan of the Week!
By Laurie | April 24th, 2009It's that time again! You know. Fan of the Week time! (And for those of you who are thinking, "But wait. It's been ...
Cascade Freaking Shale, and Other Color Fun
By Laurie | April 23rd, 2009So apparently there is a website devoted entirely to listing official team colors? I know, right? As somebody with a "let's create stuff!" ...
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