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Mario Gomez scores a goal with his Penis

By Bob | November 12th, 2007

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ByIZk3fhmm8[/youtube] In order to keep our license and our spot on the internet, The Offside is federally mandated to show any goal scored by any penis ...

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