Tottenham 0 - Stoke 1: Oh cruel fate...

Well not the ideal result at home to Stoke, but I've got to hand it to Simonsen for a great game in goal for the ...

Spurs 5 - Burnley 0: KEANE!

That's all that needs to be said about today's game. Lets play a little catchup here, I've been out of town for a bit so ...

Top 20 Goal Celebrations

The recent Emmanuel Adebayor controversy had me thinking about goal celebrations, which led me to this excellent YouTube video featuring 20 of the best. Plenty of ...

Doncaster 1 - Spurs 5: Not exactly a "B" Team...

Goals from Huddlestone, O'hara and Crouch in the first half basically buried the game, but Pavlyuchenko and Bentley both felt like getting their name on ...

Team by Team Preview Part Four

And so to the final part of the controversial/sometimes illiterate preview to the Premier League season. After taking in everyone else, here are the final ...

Daily Dose: July 29th, 2009

Stuff to read while you get a glimpse of what El Clasico will look like next year...... Not bad, eh? Still no clue where Peter Crouch's appeal ...

Welcome back Beanpole!

It's Official, Peter Crouch is now a Tottenham player. After a long flirtation with the England international Harry finally got his guy, and had this ...

catching up

So Bobby Zamora is staying, Peter Crouch isn't coming, Peterborough almost win after being down 3-0, and the reserves squeak by Aldershot. Been a busy 24-plus ...

Klaas or Crouch?

I guess in my mind it isn't even a question... But It's all over the news that these are our two possible summer signings. It's ...

Transfer Talk: Maxwell to Barca, Lucio to Inter, Bobo to Keep Playing

Barcelona stood quietly by as Real Madrid raided the bottomless piggy bank in June, but have finally made their first move in the summer transfer ...

Transfer Talk: What's Plan F Again?

Aston Villa, Tottenham, Fulham, Milan...Abby Clancy - what the hell is Peter Crouch's appeal? Decent targetman, but what about the aesthetics? Football's a game of ...

Europe’s 10 Most Overpriced Transfers; Or: Prem Transfer Roundup - Revisited.

Yesterday we assessed our predicted transfer bargains from September (with mixed results), and today it's time to look back at our perceived overpriced transfers. A ...

Daily Dose: April 3rd, 2009.

Stuff to read while you watch this Sunday pub league player hit a sitter like a Sunday pub league player....... Amr Zaki is starting to sound ...

International Round up!

I'll make this one quick, because I'm sure most of you have checked the scores and read the stories... England, as I'm sure everyone knows, Did ...

Explaining the Peter Crouch - Abby Clancy relationship.

Abby might be packing.

Back With More Liverpool Impressions

Darren Farley has become way famous doing uncanny impressions of current and former Liverpool stars; namely Stevie G, Jamie Carragher, Rafa, Michael Owen and Peter ...

Portsmouth up tomorrow and revenge will be sweet

Last November we won every single game, making a month's total haul of four games, four wins, eleven goals scored and just the one conceded. ...

Excellent Benitez, Gerrard, Carragher, Crouch and Owen Impressions

No idea who Darren Farley is, but he does excellent impressions of Liverpool managers/players past and present. The Rafa Benitez one is maybe too easy, ...

Photo: Renewed Aquiantances On Int'l Break

Ugly & uglier enjoy a hearty laugh together while Luca Toni lets Alberto Aquilani know just how he feels about the youngster (jump).

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. Liverpool are king of the comebacks. They did it in the 2005 Champions League final, they did it in the 2006 FA Cup final, and ...

Welcome to Liverpool, Robbie.

Robbie Keane has had five games to work himself into the Liverpool squad, but it only took thieves one night to make him a part ...

Europe’s 10 Most Overpriced Transfers; Or: Prem Transfer Roundup.

Sadly, we could've turned this thing into an all-Prem list, but did our best to look elsewhere. Didn't turn out so well. The problem is ...

Portsmouth's Big Man Little Man Partnership Finally Clicks

Much was made of Portsmouth's pairing of Peter Crouch and Jermain Defoe, a seemingly classic big man little man combo that produced exactly zero goals ...

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Portsmouth 0

Prem Preview: Let the games begin

The time has finally arrived. Word. Chelsea begins a new era today as it opens the 2008-09 season against Portsmouth at Stamford Bridge. The match marks ...

Preview to the Season Part III (Man United-Stoke)

Part of my preview to the season which kicks off on Saturday - Parts one and two can be found HERE and HERE - now ...

Resistance is Futile, So I Give You: Transfer Rumors. Michael Bradley, Freddy Adu, Peter Crouch, and More!

I fought the urge all weekend. Alas, I am human. I can fight no longer. So I give you: Transfer Rumors. ...

Photo of the Day: The Life of Peter Crouch

I generally don't like to give two photo posts back to back, but it's only Chris and me this week, and he just Blackberry'd me ...

How Much Should Pompey Pay for Crouchy?

How Much would be 'Reasonable' for Peter Crouch? ( polls)

£15million for Peter Crouch? Is Rafa Drunk?

With Pompey continually linked with Crouchy, Rafa Benitez has decided to offer what he considers a "reasonable" price tag. Reasonable? Reasonable??? Half of that sum is ...