The Ballad of Peter Crouch

We've seen commentators display their excitement for a goal in song before, but watching Peter Crouch score a hat-trick was enough to inspire the commentator ...

Liverpool 1, PSV Eindhoven 0

Jermaine Pennant is slowly creeping up the ranks of Liverpool Player of the Year and today's performance did nothing but boost him higher. I ...

Pennant is starting! So is Hyypia?

I'm pumped. Hopefully JP won't have an off day and continue his recent emergence as a star. Hyypia starting his second game in ...

Ricky Gervais meets Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney

Another Champions League day on hand and another liveblog coming your way in a bit. Yesterday we saw Peter Crouch. Today we will ...

Liverpool goals vs. PSV Eindhoven

Gerrard: Gerrard [1-0] vs PSVUploaded by redhalfofmerseyside Riise: Riise [2-0] vs PSVUploaded by redhalfofmerseyside Crouch: Crouch [3-0] vs PSVUploaded by redhalfofmerseyside Highlights with goals: PSV 0-3 Liverpool [Highlights]Uploaded by

Liverpool 3, PSV Eindhoven 0

Well, it wasn't much of a match, to tell you the truth. The PSV offensive attack was pretty much non-existent. The Liverpool defense ...

Highlights from the Arsenal dismantling

After sobering up and thinking a little about this match, I have a few questions and came to a few conclusions. First, I heard ...

Spare the Rod my Arse

Sometimes the childrenz need a good beatin' and today, the 'youngsters' of Arsehole got what was comin' to 'em. Last night I had a ...

An Embarrassing Loss

Liverpool 4-1 Arsenal. In case you needed any other clues, a certain striker with the gait of a newborn giraffe tallied a hat trick. ...

Good Stuff with Ricky Gervais, Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch

Crap... more or less: Crouchy, Besian Idrizaj, & financial concerns regarding takeover

* Anyone ever notice how the longer mayonnaise sits out, the better it tastes? Of course, there's a fine line between aged and salmonella. * ...

The Robot in Turin? Dare We Dream?

Back at the start of the year, I shared with you the odd news that Juve were allegedly talking to Liverpool about Peter Crouch. Not ...

How to properly do The Robot (No, it's not too late to post this)

It's a pity Peter Crouch and James Brown never met before The Godfather of Soul's passing, but luckily this early-1970s video exists. Please, I implore ...

Schizophrenia at Juventus, Sort Of. Also: CROUCHY!

Roughly a million stories (give or take) have appeared in the last 48 hours about Juventus, and they all say different things. In one, President ...

Transfer Talk: Another Ronaldo for Real Madrid, a Robot for Juventus, a Plane for Fulham

It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help ...

Transfer Window Cleaner: Tottenham gets French Theo and Porn Star

That draft you felt this morning wasn’t the breeze coming from your friend who is snoring and still passed out on the couch, but rather ...

Boxing Day, Holidazed and the Crouch/Villa rumor

Blackburn and Liverpool's inability to score took all the fun out of Boxing Day, and then my own personal crowded Christmas fixture schedule took all ...

Which WAG will be single in 2007?

As we put the finishing touches on that tawdry little thing known as 2006, it is time to look ahead to even more sordid and ...

Crouchy want a Cracker?

Relax Liverpool fans, Peter Crouch is not showing off your team's new kits and he hasn't decided to forgo a career in football to star ...

Crouch a Geordie?! Wha'?!?!

I wanted to start with an outstretched hand of friendship toward Scotland in the Champions League, but this little nugget from that pillar of outstanding ...

Peter Crouch's Girlfriend is the WAG you most want to Shag

While many people cringe when they watch the human robot known as Peter Crouch play football, they are also likely to think about the Liverpool ...

Not vintage, but it'll do

Well, I've seen better, but this one I actually didn't see as much as I would have liked to pass before my eyes. Not getting ...

Daily Dose 09.29

Some stories to read while you save your air miles for a future space voyage.... * Team forfeits match because no one can find keys to ...

Crouch's Flying Overhead Robot Dance Goal Lifts Liverpool

Peter Crouch used all 25 feet of his legs to connect on an overhead goal that turned out to be the game winner in Liverpool's ...

Daily Dose 08.25

We're so excited about today's news that we are giving it away to you for free… * It isn't every day you get to see Mrs. ...

The Testosterone Levels are High at Liverpool

Is this a picture of Liverpool players training or is it a precursor of failed drug tests to come? While it is always fun ...