Juventus Loses Out To Chelsea; Ivanovic Gets The Blues

Juventus' chances of securing a solid collection of some of the finest defensive prospects took a couple steps back today as one of the Old ...

Rovers 1 - 0 Sunderland

An awful match but a vital three points and our form now looks somewhat better than it did a week or so ago. Seven points ...

Derby 1 - 2 Rovers with highlights

Sorry for the delay, the festive period hasn't helped my blogging activity! Rovers have now confirmed just how bad Derby actually are. It wasn't the most convincing ...

Juventus' Number 1 Transfer Target: Louis Thomas

Secco call Moggi (oops), three-way Gigli and send some posted notes Pessotto's way. We need this kid signed now. What the fuck, in today's sporting ...

Martin Petrov 2 - 2 Rovers with highlights

Sorry for the lack of posting recently. It's Christmas and the beer has been well and truly flowing! Rovers were struck twice by the lightning speed ...

The Real Andriy Shevchenko Stands Up (Finally)

Chelsea fans (and Russian billionaires) finally got to see the real Andriy Shevchenko at Stamford Bridge today. In an absolute belter that finished Chelsea 4-4 ...

If I was the boss

Right, I've just taken over as manager of Rovers (Hughesy has gone to United). Here's what I do... 1. Sell Benni McCarthy. Benni was a fantastic signing ...

Wigan 5 - 3 Rovers

The good run we were enjoying is definitely over. See below for highlights, but this is the game in a nutshell... Shit defence, shit referee, shit penalty, ...

The Offside Fantasy League: Who Needs Fabio Capello Anyway?

The English FA have just started paying Fabio Capello something like £6 million a year to pick the England team. But why pay anyone at ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League: Turkish Delight

The Premier League's not just for staring at, it can be educational too. Read on to find out why Gareth Southgate is grinning like a ...

Rovers 0 - 1 West Ham: Champions League! Yer Avin A Laugh!

So often this season various members of the Rovers squad and management team have suggested that Rovers are now good enough to challenge for a ...

Iiiiiiiiiitttttttt's Coventry!

The FA Cup third round will see us host Coventry City. The Championship side who spent so long in the top flight before falling from grace ...

Rovers 3 - 1 Newcastle

Rovers are back to winning ways! Three wonderful goals, two from Bentley and one from the one and only Tugay saw us ease past Newcastle and ...

Highlights of Villa match

Complete with shite American commentary!

A bad few days, it'll be ok tomorrow

Sorry I haven't been updating this very often, busy time for a student at the minute! Quick rundown, we were unbeaten in eight, lost at United, ...

Fulham 2 - 2 Rovers (plus highlights)

Rovers should have come away from Craven Cottage after a dominant performance but, alas, it wasn't to be. The first half was poor. No excitement, no ...

Reserves/Youth/Ladies - Belated update...

Its been a long long time since I last posted the fortunes of our other teams. For this I apologise. So here they are: Reserves Rovers 5 ...

United 2 - 0 Rovers highlights

A reason to be happy despite defeat

After Rovers disappointing result at Old Trafford I've come up with a way of consoling yourself. Close your eyes, go on, trust me. (Although it would ...

United 2 - 0 Rovers

Ahh so the run is over. Rovers were beaten by the best team in England in the toughest stadium to play in. Samba hit the bar from ...

Rovers team for United game

Unfortunately I'll be unable to live blog this match. But here is the Rovers team that will line up at Old Trafford in ten minutes. Friedel Emerton Warnock Samba Nelsen Bentley Pedersen Mokoena Dunn Santa ...

For those who don't know why I go on about Burnley

Blackburn and Burnley have been bitter rivals for many a year. It is a rivalry that not many of the less educated football fans know about. It ...

1,900 seats: Are United having a laugh?!

Rovers travel to United in good form. We are only three quarters of an hour down the road. Old Trafford holds 75,000(ish) people. So why do we only ...

Man Yoo v Rovers

The trip to Old Trafford always seems impossible. A game in which 70,000 Cockneys and a sprinkling of Mancs will cheer the home team on ...

Portsmouth vs Man City (Predict-a-score!!!)

The Hermanotor is back after injury. Pedro Mendes likely to replace Suspended Papa Bouba Diop. B-Man's Prediction: Pompey 2-1 City (Benjani, Utaka)

Reid might not be in Ireland squad!

Turns out Sparky's a bit pissed off after Steven Reid got called up to the Ireland squad and is going to try and get him ...

More Simon Garner!

Reid back in Ireland squad

Steven Reid has been out injured for longer than I care to remember. Somehow though I feel the Republic of Ireland team must be in a ...

Why Are We Doing So Well?

I’ve just done a guest article over at Soccerlens about Blackburn Rovers’ start to this season. Here it is: Blackburn Rovers have enjoyed an excellent start to ...

Juventus Plan £7million Bid For Benjani

Italian 'giants', if they still count as that, are planning a £7million january raid on Pompey striker Benjani. Benjani is on fire at the moment, and ...