Classic Man Yoo vs. Spurs (Truly a Game of Two Halves)

Hargreaves Deal Finally Dead?

So is United's desire to recruit Owen Hargreaves finally dead in the water? The transfer saga that has bored us all to tears, now ...

It's Spurs on Sunday

Anyone else of the mind that Spurs' brand new badge appears to have the cock firmly perched atop a basketball - rather than a ...

Oh, Moyes!

My how times have changed, don't you think Mr. Moyes? I hate the cliché "out for blood" but I'm off to trite expressions anyway (look ...

Watch and Weep Sir Elton John

A Quick Bite for February 1st

* Sir Alex Ferguson remains ebullient about United's title chances after last night's stroll past Watford... * Who really is the player to partner Wayne ...

He Hates Man Yoo (Join the Queue)

Larsson a Happy Man Right Now

It's nice to read just how much Henrik Larsson seems to be feeling at home at Old Trafford - and the boost it's given ...

Lloyd Doyley Achieves His Dream of Scoring For United (D'oh!)

Cruise Control

They came in on the back of two wins, but surely doomed Watford left Old Trafford battered and bruised, having provided limp resistance in ...

United Players Havin' a Laugh

Until The Summer Then...

So Real Madrid's cheeky/typical tactic of trying to unsettle a player through the media may fade for a few months (sweet mercy!) - but ...

And we're takin' Mascherano with us!

Rafa Benitez doesn't strike me as having the chops to threaten Sir Alex Ferguson when it comes to the hair dryer treatment, but whatever he ...

Cristiano Ronaldo - The Beginning

A Quick Bite for January 30th

* Cris Ronaldo warned to zip it over the Real Madrid nonsense... * Another nail in the FA Cup coffin - Reading reserves to play ...

The Pure Joy of Fandom

In Come Watford

Quite why Watford have a moose in their badge (when their nickname is the Hornets) is a little beyond me. Perhaps he's a moose ...

Sir Wants Video Technology

As you can see from my exclusive fake picture - referees are about to get some valuable help in determining goal line decisions. Or ...

Liverpool/West Ham: Halftime Report

Perhaps it's a blessing in disguise for my blood pressure and frustration level that my e-season ticket crapped out for about 20 minutes during the ...

Preview: Liverpool away to West Ham OR 'What'll it be Mascherano?'

It seems like Aug. 31 was just yesterday when I learned of the unheard of transfer of Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano to West Ham ...

The Handsome One Speaks

A Quick Bite for January 29th

* A fan in the stand's view from inside Old Trafford on FA Cup day... * Impressive loanee keeper will come back to the club ...

Pedro Mendes - A Face of the Goal Line Debate (Part 1)

Money, Money, Money (It's a Rich Man's World)

Football and money. Money and football. They're so entwined these days, that you could easily alter the name of the game to moneyball. Or ...

Rooney Gotten By The "Hilarious" Rio

A Quick Bite for January 26th

* Fergie again forced to insist Ronaldo stays - even if the price is quite high... * Portsmouth boss denies his club were behind the ...

Don't Make Him Angry (You Won't Like Him When He's Angry)

I swear that picture portrays Sir Alex in a mobsteresque pose - issuing a "polite" warning to new UEFA chief Michel Platini, and his ...

Holy Crepe! Profits Flat!

There are fewer things in life flatter than a crepe. But United's profits for the 12 months until 30 June 2006 are pretty damn ...

Go Julio - Carling Cup Highlights

Watch as Arsenal go down 0-2 to Spurs, and then claw back for the draw. Methinks Paul Robinson may have been slightly out of ...

A Quick Bite for January 25th

* Gary Neville tips "Sparky" as the man to fill Sir Alex's rather large and daunting footsteps... * Be the subject of a juicy transfer ...