Shut Your Pie-Hole You Ruud Traitor

I used to like Ruud van Nistelrooy - he seemed to bleed United red (as opposed to just red). Then he threw his toys ...

Mmm... Sardines...

Spy Plane Bewilders United (Was it Arsene Gold-Wenger Perhaps?)

No, that's not the actual aircraft used (but wouldn't it be so much cooler if it was) - but as covered by Bob on ...

The King Speaks Out (We Must Listen)

In what could prove to be either sheer folly or sheer genius (we are talking about Eric Cantona after all...) - the great man ...

Does the Chelsea Infighting Make The Glazers Look Not Too Bad?

Jose evidently hasn't been getting what he wants lately, and the red-tops and broadsheets have been filled with rumours of a major fall out ...

A Quick Bite for January 24th

* A single game and a single goal, has attracted some heavy hitters to loanee Guiseppe Rossi... * Alessandro Del Piero in less than stunning ...

Incensed United Challenge Madrid to a Duel (Err, Perhaps Not)

I'm Really Sick of Real Madrid (Really)

The mere fact that they've inspired the name of a dodgy MLS franchise is reason enough to loath Real Madrid - but for me, ...

Jamie Turner

Amongst all of the joking about transfer targets, and kidding about the abilities of wealthy players - this story I have come across, is a ...

A Quick Bite for January 23rd

* Villan takes the nickname too literally after recent visit to Old Trafford... * Visiting United fans aim to combat the annoyance of inflated ticket ...

It's a Rivalry Thing (aka Why My Sister Really Hates Arsenal)

A Cure For What Ails You

What does a legendary manager do the day after a maddening last gasp defeat to a hated rival? Why fly to Hungary for some ...

Is Detective Wenger Right?

So master tactician Arsene Wenger seems to have deduced (in his Inspector Clouseau garb no doubt) that United have a tendancy to run out ...

Carragher returns us to sanity as we celebrate him

In honor of 'Carra Week' over at the official Liverpool Web site, I turn to the resident team comedian and, apparently, only level-headed man wandering ...

Added Liverpool bonus, has Jermaine Pennant turned the corner?

Jermaine Pennant has every right to be looking up this week. Along with the rest of the Liverpool side that handled Chelsea 2-0 on Saturday, ...

The Day Sir Alex Made Kevin Keegan Lose It

The Legend Scores a Goal

Make it Arsenal 2-1 Manchester United. Thierry Henry in injury time.

A Quick Bite for January 22nd

* Young loanee hits the ground running, back in Italian football... * Has there been a detente between Sir Alex and Monsieur Wenger? * Psst - ...

United Fans Are From...

Could We Crumble?

I'm leaning towards it being a good thing that we don't have another Premiership match for ten days - let this defeat gnaw and ...

No photo, no brilliant analysis; just basking in the sweet, sweet glow of victory

What a performance! Did Chelsea threaten Reina even once? Technically, they had three shots on target, but, c'mon ... The Saturday morning Jameson tasted extra ...

Well and Truly Blown!

With all due respect to Arsenal's beautiful brand of football - the last fifteen minutes were a barrage of long balls, and a defense ...

'Manchester Will Give Up'

Is that really what Arsene Wenger told the young Gunners at halftime of Sunday's come-from-behind-win over Manchester United? Mathieu Flamini says yes. "He asked us ...

What the Mancs Are Saying

Or at least, what the Mancs' heroes are saying. On the heels of Sunday's gutting loss at the Emirates Stadium, S'alex Ferguson was certainly ...

The van Toe is van Broken!

Robin van Persie was instrumental in today's come-from-behind home victory over ManYoo, scoring the equaliser as he did in the second half. Unfortunately for ...

Full Time: Arsenal 2-1 Manchester United

Holy smokes. The legend, Thierry Henry, scored in extra time to cap the comeback. What an incredible win!

Half Time: Arsenal 0-0 Manchester United

A fairly good, fairly even first stanza. Should be an entertaining second half. Initial thoughts?

We Need to Talk, David Gray

Lurve your stuff, Dave. White Ladder is teh roXXor, and Life in Slow Motion is great, too. The Arsenal Offside is even glad ...

Van Ready Or Not

Good news: Robin van Persie Bysshe Shelly is 80% ready to roll this weekend against Manchester United. Put another way, she loves me in my Chevy ...

Good Lord, Must I Stick Up for S'alex?

Is that what it's come to? I mean, Ferguson is a master mind-game player, and certainly no BFF of Arsene Wenger. But despite ...