Larsson Remains Calm

I think we all expected the questions about Henrik Larsson's length of stay at United to be asked at some point - but perhaps ...

Rude-naldo

You know, every time I watch United with my lovely wife - she marvels at Cristiano Ronaldo's perfectly waxed eyebrows and delightfully gelled hair ...

Insane in the Membrane

I've cracked. Right now, I struggle to type these words through my brand new straight jacket - kindly provided by the asylum. I'm here, ...

There's Only One Eric Cantona

Many of the "red tops" have been quick to label Henrik Larsson as a Cantona-esque figure for United. What a load of old nonsense! We ...

First of Many?

A Quick Bite For January 8th

* Sir Alex Ferguson gets ever so slightly ahead of himself for once... * United's "Ginger Prince" expected to lead the way, come end of ...

Door Slightly Ajar For Larsson Stay?

A mere one game into Henrik Larsson's United cameo - and the flames of debate about the length of his loan have been stoked. No ...

A Quick Bite For January 5th

* Sir Alex reveals one of the biggest single regrets of his 20 years at United... * Patrice Evra talks about the inspiration for his ...

Transfer Window Madness

It's only been open for five days (seems like five weeks) - but I'm already sick and tired of the much ballyhooed transfer window. Let's ...

The Legend of Roy Keane

No Thanks!

Sorry Owen - you might have to keep listening to The Streets' words "Dry Your Eyes Mate" on the iPod. You seem like a ...

A Fan Not Happy With Rooney

Da Highlights: Arsenal v. Charlton

A couple days late, maybe, but I just couldn't deny you any longer. Enjoy!

The Red Nose Knows

So Fergie's famous claret beak has been picking up the scent of success around Old Trafford lately... Strangely enough, I do know what he's ...

A Quick Bite For January 3rd

* Will Henrik Larsson truly have enough time to influence United's title hopes? * Beneficiary of Juventus' dodgy past, claims he was wanted by United... * ...

BBC's Motty on Scholes' Beauty

Hits and Misses

While Sir Alex might not take the drastic measure to instal these savvy urinals in the United dressing rooms (in order to improve the ...

Agent Provocateur

As you can see from this exclusive fake picture, captured by the Man U Offside photographer, my Uncle Ted - Cristiano Ronaldo's agent was ...

On Thierry's Return

Gunners fans are no doubt still basking in the crimson glow of yesterday's performance against Charlton. Besides taking 9 points of 12 from the ...

King Henry Returns!

Arsenal 4-0 Charlton. He scored 'em, he made 'em, and he provided a clear lift to the Gunners. He did everything but put ...

A Quick Bite For January 2nd

* Louis Saha limps off against Newcastle - let's hope his injury bug isn't back... * Sir Alex qualifies for a free bus pass - ...

United Head Into '007 Six Clear

Well, the dropped points at Newcastle don’t gnaw so much right now. Chelsea’s nil-nil with Aston Villa minutes ago, has secured a tidy ...

Louis Saha Goes "Baaa"

Newcastle Win Absolutely Nothing

Almost every time I listen to the BBC's 606 - the debate over whether or not Newcastle United are a "big club" inevitably arises. In ...

Of Liverpool's 16 remaining matches in league ...

... four of them are at Anfield against Arsenal, Everton, Chelsea and Man U. Those are the four toughest left on the slate and they're ...

Adebayor Taken Into Custody

Okay, so maybe Arsenal is full of "big babies", as Sheffield United would have it. But what's the damn deal with Togo player of ...

Full Time: Sheffield United 1-0 Arsenal

Well that was fairly uninspired play from the Gunners. Kudos to the Blades for giving their chances at staying up a boost.

Half Time: Blades 1-0 Gunners

Sheffield United have had the better afternoon thus far, with Nade's 40th-minute strike the only goal. It's rainy, the pitch is crappy, and to ...

Injury Report or Entire Roster List? You Decide

Ahead of tomorrow's trip to Sheffield United, Arsenal are again dealing with several player injuries. We all know about Thierry Henry, William Gallas and Freddie Ljungberg. ...

A Quick Bite For December 29th

* Rio Ferdinand offers up a couple of reasons why Sir Alex has got what it takes... * Ferguson takes on the role of "canny ...