It Seems Uri "Spoon-Bender" Geller Follows Reading FC

The Royals Come to Visit

Reading's story should give hope to any Football Club with big dreams. Not content with merely reaching the Premiership after a magical run in ...

Summing-Up Life For United Fans (a.k.a. Man Utd: The Religion)

A Quick Bite For December 28th

* Patrice Evra all warm and fuzzy about life in England at last... * Sir Alex aims to keep all the players happy and involved ...

Cristiano Shining Over Christmas

The absolute nonsense that followed Rooney's sending off at the World Cup, could have led to Cristiano Ronaldo fleeing England, for some peace and ...

A Quick Bite For December 27th

* Might Sir Alex fancy following in the footsteps of Basil Fawlty one day? * Ferguson - forever one to play the curmudgeon it would ...

United Give Nothing Away Over Christmas

So the festivities are over for now, and it's evident that United were not in a very giving mood. A couple of pretty comfortable ...

Help Wanted

Position: striker. Club: Arsenal. Qualifications: Breathing, ambulatory, familiar with Microsoft Word. Proclivity for scoring goals a plus. Experience: English Premier League preferred, pub league acceptable. Turns out Adebayor's ...

Full Time: Watford 1-2 Arsenal

The Gunners have taken all three points thanks to a second-half winner from van Persie. As Liverpool lost earlier, Arsenal are now back in ...

Watford Host Best Team in England

At least, that's what my good friend Robin van Persie says. Objectively, Watford will entertain the Arsenal on this fine Boxing Day. The Gunners will ...

All I Want for Christmas is...Eight Goals!

Fans at the Emirates Stadium today were treated to a bit of a goalfest as Arsenal came from behind to defeat Blackburn 6-2. Arsenal's ...

A Nod to the Arsecast

If you haven't already, you might want to check out the Arseblog's podcasts, which are updated every week or so. Worth a listen while ...

A Quick Bite for December 22nd

* Sir Alex warns the Toffees against a move for Alan "Smudger" Smith... * 2006 was a busy time for Sir Alex - here's a ...

Preview: Arsenal v. Blackburn

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve Eve, which in the Prem means football for the fans (and whinging from the players and coaches). Blackburn currently sit ...

Battle of the Americans! (Owners That Is...)

Is this the first meeting between American owners of British football clubs? Seems likely to me - but if anybody knows different, you can ...

Bah Humbug!

Haha! Just ahead of the busiest part of the season (surely when we least need it), comes a whopping great distraction - and ...

A Quick Bite for December 21st

* Manchester United and Sir Alex Ferguson make the winners column for 2006... * United's young loanees look to be coming home in the New ...

Christmas Play

Aaahh - nothing spells a proper British Christmas better than good food, booze, flaming puddings and copious amounts of football. Unlike those other puny ...

Larsson's Time is Nigh

That is a pose many of us hope to witness often in the next two months. But we mustn't forget that he'll only have ...

Saha Scores?

My Dad called me today, none too impressed with the news that Louis Saha will be staying at United for a while. "He misses ...

A Quick Bite for December 19th

* Henrik Larsson arrives in Manchester, fit and ready for the United challenge ahead... * Michael Carrick the latest from United to respond the Jose ...

Har-Grief on the Wane?

The Owen Hargreaves to United transfer slumber was interrupted today, by the slightly less that dramatic u-turn by those wacky Bayern Munich people. Somebody - ...

Drogba Stands Up (For a Change) and Speaks

Hmm. So in the mind of Didier "Timber" Drogba - if Hollywood implausibly remade this movie - they might cast Louis Saha and Wayne ...

Howard's End?

Tim Howard looks to be getting some taxi hailing practice in that photo. Turns out he might need some, as he looks likely to ...

Panic! at the Whistle?

So the old Commodore 64 here in the chilly Garden Shed doesn't have one of these buttons - but if it did, it would ...

Brilliant Strikes

I don't care if you like Chelsea or not, you just cannot say these goals are bad. Ballack's curling free kick, Lampard's top corner, ...

Gunners Host Pompey

Today Arsenal welcome sorta-high-flying Portsmouth to the Emirates Stadium. Pompey, which sit just one point behind Arsenal in the table, have not been stellar ...

A Quick Bite for December 15th

* Amuzingly named Chinese striker is finally allowed to play in England and pursue United career... * Lord help us all - the Fergie/Jose mind ...

A Quick Bite for December 14th

* Edwin van der Sar puts pen to paper, will stick around for a while... * Roma's Totti reveals personal ambition to play in the ...

Happy Hammers Next

West Ham fans are famous for singing "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" when they're happy (insert your own Michael Jackson joke here). But they've been ...