A Quick Bite for December 13th

* Is there room for two United legends in the land of Mackems? * Just a perfect example of the nonsense Rooney has to put ...

Fulltime: Wigan 0-1 Arsenal

Arsenal have taken a well-deserved three points from Wigan with a 1-0 win at the JJB. Adebayor had been threatening for some time before ...

Window is Slightly Ajar

Wouldn't it be sweet if the much ballyhooed transfer window, was actually a real "window" (a la Stargate), that players could step through - ...

Wigan Out

The Gunners visit the JJB Stadium this evening to face eleventh-place Wigan. The Latics will be without injured players Arjan de Zeeuw, Gary Teale, ...

News Flash: Mourinho Still a Tw*t

I meant "twit", of course. Despite nearly losing to a severely undermanned Arsenal side at the Bridge, Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho claims that Arsenal ...

A Quick Bite for December 12th

* Sir Bobby Charlton boldly predicts United spending spree, come the New Year... * No, Hell didn't freeze over, but do United have neutral fans ...

Where's the Drama?

You know, all is not well here at the United Offside. There's just an uneasy feeling lingering around the place. I just can't shake ...

Of Bhoys and Men - The anti-Arsenal Argument?

There isn't much Dennis Law isn't annoyed about, but a recent story by BBC Sport reports Law's opinions on the growing number of non-Scots on ...

Lehmann v. Drogba: The Video!

For those of you that missed the great Chelsea v. Arsenal draw from Sunday, please enjoy this video which shows Didier Drogba's afternoon of hilarious ...

Corradi Does a Spectacular "Drogba"

* Probably not the result poor Bernardo had in mind. * Head to the 10.28 mark to witness cheating at its glorious (though admittedly hilarious) worst... ...

A Very Nice Weekend Indeed

We didn't play particularly well - yet earned precious local bragging rights (for now) by taking care of Manchester Citeh (City!). Plus the other ...

Chelsea v. Arsenal: The Goals

After the jump, check out the goals from yesterday's 1-1 draw at the Bridge. First up is Flamini's strike, which was the result of some nice ...

We all dream of a team of Carraghers

It takes a lot for men to engage in group hugs at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning. That's just too early for male embrace, ...

Halftime: Chelsea 0-0 Arsenal

No goals, but a fairly evenly- and well-played first stanza. The Arsenal defense has had a couple of sloppy sequences, and Jens has looked ...

Sir Alex: Gunner for Life

Well, at least for a day. Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is pleased to root for Arsenal today in its clash against second-place ...

Chelsea v. Arsenal News and Notes

Just one more day until the most-anticipated match of the weekend as the Gunners visit Stamford Brige, looking for their first win over Chelsea in ...

Last Post?

Given the massive injury and suspension list Arsenal are carrying into this weekend's derby against Chelsea, I fully expect to be called up by Arsene ...

Giggs Goes On (And On?)

While it's unlikely Ryan Giggs will resemble this fella on the day he retires from the club - it certainly looks as if he ...

There Will Be No Hurting of the Feelings

Although he knows its coming, Arsenal have asked their fans not to hurt poor Ashley Cole's feelings during this weekend's match at the Bridge. ...

Cup Final For Citeh

Yes it's Manchester Citeh's biggest game of the season tomorrow. They've not won a trophy for around 300 years, so this game is largely ...

A Quick Bite For December 6th

* Is Miroslav "Klose" to Old Trafford switch come the January transfer window? * Fergie irks Magpies boss with comments over Guiseppi Rossi's loan agreement... ...

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

It's evident to me that only two things will survive a nuclear holocaust -- cockroaches, and football fans moaning about diving. The incessant debate rages ...

Is Craig Bellamy going to have to choke a b---h?

There's no one on Liverpool that provides more comic entertainment down at the pub than Craig Bellamy, who we have affectionately dubbed "The Rat" for ...

A Quick Bite for December 4th

* Jose Mourinho stirs the pot, ahead of United's huge game versus his countymen... * FC United hit a bump in the road this past ...

Ronny Gives Boo Boys More Fodder

It's unlikely Cristiano Ronaldo actually prays for an end to the constant booing he attracts once he steps on a football pitch, but if ...

Talking Points From The Riverside

Fulltime: Arsenal 3-0 Tottenham Hotspur

Alrighty. Sometimes, when thigs are going poorly, and you're slowly drifting down the table, and your star striker is injured for your main derby...all ...

United Battle the "Smoggies"

United travel to Teeside, with the aim of avoiding a similar fate as last year (crushed 4-1) against the "Smoggies". Let's hope so - ...

Badge-Kissing Irks Evertonians

I accidentaly deleted this post from yesterday ("d'oh") - so thought I'd do it again - 'cause I dig the picture! I'm certainly not completely ...

A Quick Snack

Fergie throws his weight into fight between the LMA and Southgate... His former boss O'Neill has a positive reaction to news of Larsson's United switch... A ...