Tottenham and a Pain in the Neck

Seems earlier speculation has been confirmed: Thierry Henry will miss Saturday's derby clash with Tottenham at the Emirates Stadium. Henry's sciatic nerve is still ...

Adu Must Sit and Wait

Freddy Adu might have to squeeze himself between those two seniors on the bench, as now that his high-profile trial at United has ended, ...

Larsson Leaps at Loan Deal

Presumably the Swedish legend will be relieved not to have to keep wearing that nascar-esque jersey (yuk). Regardless, Fergie pulled the proverbial rabbit out ...

Henry a Doubt for Spurs?!

One day soon, my friends, I'll have good news to post in this space. Today may not be that day. Arsenal striker Thiery Henry ...

Highlights With Delightful Commentary

Fergie Thinks Big

Ali was certainly no stranger to proclomations of his own "greatness". But Sir Alex Ferguson's similar boast today, might be a little far fetched ...

Alright, I Give: It's Over

I had tried to stay away from the pessimistic no-title-chance chorus, but I'm officially warming up my pipes. After yesterday's 1-2 loss at Craven ...

Dammit all!

Wasted chances – the story of my life, and, unfortunately, also the summary for Liverpool against Portsmouth on Wednesday at Anfield. If for nothing more than ...

United Stroll

United overcame the appearance of Kieran Richardson in the starting eleven, to earn maximum points against Everton, in a relatively comfortable manner. The site ...

Fulham 2-1 Arsenal

Well, then. Arsenal were unable to overcome two Fulham goals in the first 18 minutes, courtesy of McBride and Radzinski. Van Persie answered with a ...

Best time ever to visit Anfield because ...

... you might get a chance to play!!! In a freak series of incidents that make me wish this talented gentleman still received his paycheck from ...

A Quick Snack

Scientists with presumably too much time on their hands, have discovered that should the World's kettles simultaniously fail, Wayne Rooney could come to the ...

United Aim to Chew Up Toffeemen

Those are Everton Mints in the picture. They're quite nice. United host Everton Football Club (aka "The Toffemen") on Wednesday. Both squads have likely ...

Please Allow Me This Brief Aside

When you follow a team like United, it's pretty easy to focus solely on the millionaires club - otherwise known as the Premiership. If ...

A-Dub: It's All Over

A Frenchman, when faced with the inevitable finality of it all, once said, "Tirez le rideau, la farce est jouée."* Although that particular son ...

A Quick Snack

The Glazers make a rare trip across the pond to see United firsthand... United loanee Tim Howard predicts tough match at Old Trafford on Wednesday... FC ...

Size Matters?

One of the most pressing questions for United fans, seemingly magnified by Sunday's match, has been the quality and depth of our squad, compared ...

Did the Draw Produce a Winner?

Now that the dust has settled on yesterday's reasonably decent match - fans, pundits, and even the manager's are doing their best to figure ...

All Square

It was ultimately an intriguing encounter, that both sides can be relatively happy with - and clearly demonstrated that these are the top two ...

Fulltime: Bolton 3-1 Arsenal

Well then. Anelka got a double (of course) and Arsenal kept possession and hit the post thrice (of course). And what is it ...

Halftime: Bolton 2-1 Arsenal

Bolton head into halftime with a 2-1 lead over their guests. Walcott has caused some trouble for Bolton on the wing, but, clearly enough, ...

ManUre v Chelsea Preview

So Graham Poll doesn't get to ref Man U v Chelsea, Howard Webb does and it seems that both SAF and Jose are happy with ...

Henry Ruled Out

Arsenal striker Thierry Henry won't be playing in today's match at Bolton. Seems he has a bit of a neck injury, which never sounds ...

So Then: Walcott to Start?

Might young Theo Walcott start in tomorrow's match against Bolton? That seems to be the scuttlebutt. Word is that Arsene Wenger was ...

It's fargin war!

It's dangerous to start an argument when you don't know the best way to finish it, but here goes ... For me personally – and I ...

Referee Set for Lion's Den

As we await the huge clash in Glasgow, news today that the referee issue for Sunday's clash with Chelsea has been settled. Poor Graham ...

I swear I don't really think it's all over. No, honest to god.

I've been traveling for much of the past week, and I had planned to write a (somewhat) joking post here about how Liverpool's terrible away ...

At Least Somebody Likes Ronaldo

Nobody receives more abuse at an English football ground than Ronaldo. I'm still amazed that crowds continue to boo him - months after the ...

Ronaldo's Gaffe (Thank Goodness it Wasn't One-All at the Time)

Geremi's Wonder Goal Against West Ham