Articles tagged with "randomness"
I got your predictions down low
By Jack | August 16th, 2008I want to do predictions. So I'm going to do them. You can lambaste me now -- or more appropriately, at the end of the ...
Looks like Robbie Keane is fitting right in
By Jack | July 31st, 2008"Those guys are fags." Really, they are. Via Kickette
See you guys next week
By Jack | July 24th, 2008It's been quite a week for Chelsea Football Club. You could probably say, historic. A Chelsea legend has returned to France, two of the club's ...
Video: Hitler v. Lampard
By Jack | July 8th, 2008Thanks to Chelsea Offside reader Rosh for pointing me toward this absolutely hilarious clip. From the movie Downfall -- outstanding flick, by the way -- ...
The Net 7.3
By Jack | July 3rd, 2008Chelsea Ladies sign Arsenal Pair Power in the Premier League, ladies that is, may be shifting. Chelsea has inked a pair of former Gunners, Lianne Sanderson and ...
£85mil for Torres?
By Jack | July 1st, 2008Wait, you thought those Fernando Torres to Chelsea rumors were finally dead? Think again. The Daily Star -- one of the most reputable news sources in ...
Bad news: Cashley & Cheryl back together
By Jack | July 1st, 2008It looks as if throwing up on your lover, especially one that isn't your wife, in the middle of naughtiness isn't as bad as you'd ...
Mo Money, Mo Targets
By Jack | June 20th, 2008Luiz Felipe Scolari, from now on here at the Offside known as Uncle Phil, hasn't even taken over at Chelsea yet. That hasn't stopped the ...
What's Avram doing in LA?
By Jack | June 17th, 2008He's giving Phil Jackson advice. Wait, what? Avram the Gone has been a guest of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers this week as the team attempts to ...
Drogba droppin' knowledge -- and cash
By Jack | June 13th, 2008There has been a Didier Drogba sighting. And guess what, he's doing something commendable. Crazy, I know. Friday, Drogs was in Abidjan promoting his new book ...
Drogba snuffs KG
By Jack | June 10th, 2008I dislike the Boston Celtics. Let me rephrase that: I hate the Celtics. Paul Pierce has the ugliest game known to man. James Posey isn't ...
Video: They Open Very Large Doors
By Jack | June 7th, 2008This has nothing to do with Chelsea. Who cares?
Photo(s) of the Day: Petr Cech Is Larger Than Life
By Jack | June 6th, 2008Adidas unveiled this awesome 150-foot monstrosity entitled "The Impossible Goalkeeper" on a ferris wheel at Vienna's leisure park, Prater. Me thinks co-host Switzerland will have ...
Worried about the ongoing search for a manager?
By Jack | June 6th, 2008Don't be. Why you ask? Well, our owner isn't too caught up in the fiasco. Instead of interviewing candidates, Roman's been busy tossing benjis around Switzerland. No, ...
The Prem breathes a collective sigh of relief
By Jack | June 6th, 2008"I would like to play for Real Madrid.." And with that, CR7 begins his long trek to Spain. Let me be the first to say, buh-bye.
Mourinho, Ferraris and loserdom
By Jack | May 24th, 2008Chelsea manager Avram Grant was shown the door Saturday. He was also publicly humiliated by former Blues boss Jose Mourinho -- if you choose to ...
Why Roman should just buy Liverpool
By Jack | May 18th, 2008We've all seen the atrocious rumors. "Chelsea plan audacious bid for Fernando Torres." "Chelsea fail with £40million Torres bid" This stuff is ridiculous, and I love ...
Vote: Should there be a playoff for the Prem title?
By Jack | May 9th, 2008Avram the Great thinks the Premiership title should be decided by a playoff. "You play a playoff if you're level (on points) and it is decided ...
Video: Billy's Got Jokes
By Jack | May 5th, 2008Chelsea masseur Billy McCulloch is known for jokes, particularly horrible ones. Here he drops a pair of brand new funnies while lathering up some ...
Party Hardcore? Chelsea gets rowdy with Jenna
By Jack | May 1st, 2008The Spoiler -- fantastic site by the way -- spent last evening outside Chinawhite. Thankfully for us at Chelsea Offside, JT & Co. made ...
Video: Gerrard crosschecks Avram Grant
By Jack | May 1st, 2008Now, I don't know how you feel about hockey -- or football, or rugby. But Stevie Me must enjoy them since he was quite alright ...
Home 
