Articles tagged with "randomness"
Getting to know our new chief executive
By Jack | November 5th, 2009Via the official Web site... Tell us your background as a player in Scotland. My footballing background goes back many years. I was a player in my ...
Worthless Referees, Pt. 2
By Jack | November 3rd, 2009This two men are one and the same. Guess where I found this pic. On a Barca web site, of course.
We Want You! Chelsea Offside seeking a second writer
By Jack | October 28th, 2009Duders. I think it's been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments ...
Excellent! The Guardian loves the Chels
By Jack | October 28th, 2009Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend ... "The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success ...
Photoshop of the decade
By Jack | October 20th, 2009Here I was, about to discuss our fallacies at Villa Park - with a CL preview to follow - when I come across this atrocity. ...
Sutton gets a gig?
By Jack | September 29th, 2009Infamous Chelsea flop Chris Sutton has been appointed manager at Lincoln City. Sutton moved to Chelsea from Blackburn in 1999 for a cool £10 million following ...
Video: Chelsea v Liverpool (Nollywood ed.)
By Jack | September 29th, 2009For archival purposes. As seen on the front page...
Did Kilimanjaro conquer Roman?
By Jack | September 14th, 2009What we know is that the Chelsea owner and a group of his finest friends -- the Daily Mail reckons more than 100, including former Blues ...
Jesus Drogba Superstar
By Jack | September 9th, 2009Chelsea supporters know all too well the defensive contribution made by one Didier Drogba. What we weren't aware of was the Drogs' Jesus-like view of ...
Farewell to a true professional
By Jack | August 31st, 2009Andriy Shevchenko is finally ending his time at Chelsea. The Ukranian agreed to return to former club Dynamo Kiev three day ago, the club where ...
Al-Ahli goes all Ric Flair at Cobham
By Jack | August 26th, 2009See, this is what happens when you show a little hospitality. Chelsea offers up its training ground in Cobham to Al-Ahli, even agrees to participate in ...
A match made in heaven: KG & Chelsea
By Jack | August 20th, 2009Remember when future NBA hall of famer, original member of OBF (Original Black Family), Kevin Garnett received that Chelsea jersey not too long ago. The man went ...
Poll: Who is Chelsea's most important player?
By Jack | August 3rd, 2009I don't know if you heard, but there was this small announcement a couple of weekends ago from England's Brave John Terry. JT committed himself ...
Mutu told to pay up
By Jack | August 2nd, 2009This week, the Court of Arbitration for Sport rejected Adrian Mutu's appeal against an order to pay Chelsea damages after his sacking in 2004 for riding ...
RSVP: Chelsea v Milan
By Jack | July 23rd, 2009Are you like me? No, I'm not talking about being handsome, charming and utterly hilarious. I'm talking about the match Friday. Anyone want to hang with Omar ...
Uncanny: Mikel v Stay Puft
By Jack | July 22nd, 2009Congratulations to John Obi for inking a new long-term deal with the club on Wednesday. The kid is a remarkable talent, and we're glad to ...
Post of the year? Virgin(s) loathe CFC
By Jack | July 14th, 2009Ten reasons Chelsea are disliked Have fun with this one guys.
Happy belated Mrs. Ashley Cole!
By Jack | July 4th, 2009We at Chelsea Offside would like to wish Cheryl Cole a happy belated 26th Birthday ... Damn. Do your thang, girl.
Follow Chelsea Offside on Twitter
By Jack | July 4th, 2009It pains me to say it, but Chelsea Offside has joined the so-called Twitter "revolution." I, for one, despise the service. Do I really need to ...
Ladies & Gents, Mr. & Mrs. Joe Cole!
By Jack | June 23rd, 2009Joey Boy and sweetheart Carly Zucker wed Saturday in a £3 million extravaganza that featured Joey belting out some of Oasis' greatest hits on the ...
England's Brave John Terry now planet's best father
By Jack | June 20th, 2009On the cusp of Father's Day, it's only appropriate to gaze upon the greatest dad on earth, Chelsea defender John Terry. Terry, father of the father of ...
And the award for worst piece of journalism...
By Jack | June 20th, 2009... of the year goes to Rod Liddle of the Times! Congrats guy! The so-called journalist's latest drivel attempts -- emphasis on attempts -- to drive a stake ...
Drogs v Ovrebo: The online game!
By Jack | June 10th, 2009What a find this is! From the makers of Little Hooliganz comes DrogBaby: Slap the Ref. Do gaming titles get any more specific than that? I ...
Deep Thoughts: CL Final
By Jack | May 27th, 2009At least we were better than the champions of Europe, eh?
Congratulations Super Frank!
By Jack | May 23rd, 2009You've been named the inaugural Chelsea Offside Player of the Year. In a landslide, Lampard received 66 percent of the vote in my recent poll (117 ...
Congratulations Super Frank!
By Jack | May 23rd, 2009You've been named the inaugural Chelsea Offside Player of the Year. In a landslide, Lampard received 66 percent of the vote in my recent poll (117 ...
Isn't it obvious? The case for Frank Lampard
By Jack | May 14th, 2009I never got around to discussing Frank Lampard's omission from the list of nominees for the PFA Player of the Year -- an award Ryan ...
Arsenal v Chelsea: A brief history
By Jack | May 9th, 2009Here's a look at how Chelsea has fared against Woolwich Wanderers at their two latest home grounds. Overall, since 1964, the Blues are 9-25-10 when ...
Paddy Power refunds all bets on Chelsea
By Jack | May 7th, 2009Hilarious stuff. The folks at online betting site Paddy Power have decided to refund all bets placed on Chelsea for the match against Barcelona on Wednesday. Here's ...
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