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<item><title>Video: Four Arsenal-Chelsea classics (since 2004)</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/video-four-arsenal-chelsea-classics-since-2004.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-27 20:58:35</pubDate><description>Ahead of Sunday&#39;s massive clash at the Emirates, Chelsea Offside looks back at some of the more memorable Chelsea-Arsenal matches in recent memory. Have a ...</description><content:encoded>Ahead of Sunday&#39;s massive clash at the Emirates, Chelsea Offside looks back at some of the more memorable Chelsea-Arsenal matches in recent memory. Have a ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Kakuta: Premier League is easy</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/kakuta-premier-league-is-easy.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-24 19:39:02</pubDate><description>Gael Kakuta is still a young one, just 18. He&#39;s one still running out for the Chelsea reserves.

But that hasn&#39;t stopped the now-infamous French starlet  from drawing ...</description><content:encoded>Gael Kakuta is still a young one, just 18. He&#39;s one still running out for the Chelsea reserves.

But that hasn&#39;t stopped the now-infamous French starlet  from drawing ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Gallery: Cheryl Cole 2010 Calendar</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/gallery-cheryl-cole-2010-calendar.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-20 19:24:04</pubDate><description>Here are a few selected shots from Mrs. Cashley&#39;s 2010 calendar. Scalding. Check out Popoholic for more photos.



</description><content:encoded>Here are a few selected shots from Mrs. Cashley&#39;s 2010 calendar. Scalding. Check out Popoholic for more photos.



</content:encoded></item><item><title>Video: Cesc is a lovable pony</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/video-cesc-is-a-lovable-pony.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-20 19:16:32</pubDate><description>Non Chelsea-related post: Well, not really. We play Voyeur&#39;s men in a little more than a week.

Quite hilarious advert from the Arsenal in support of ...</description><content:encoded>Non Chelsea-related post: Well, not really. We play Voyeur&#39;s men in a little more than a week.

Quite hilarious advert from the Arsenal in support of ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Raise a pint for the Irish, they deserve it.</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/raise-a-pint-for-the-irish-they-deserve-it.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-18 16:40:31</pubDate><description>&#34;Those that doubted football&#39;s cruelty ought to have been on hand here in Paris.&#34;
-David Hytner of the Guardian, following Ireland&#39;s 1-1 draw (2-1 aggregate loss) ...</description><content:encoded>&#34;Those that doubted football&#39;s cruelty ought to have been on hand here in Paris.&#34;
-David Hytner of the Guardian, following Ireland&#39;s 1-1 draw (2-1 aggregate loss) ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Belated: Get well, Carlo</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/player-news/belated-get-well-carlo.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-15 16:53:06</pubDate><description>

You guys know the deal by now. Former Chelsea keeper Carlo Cudicini suffered career-threatening injuries in a motorcycle crash last week. Cudicini, now at Tottenham, ...</description><content:encoded>

You guys know the deal by now. Former Chelsea keeper Carlo Cudicini suffered career-threatening injuries in a motorcycle crash last week. Cudicini, now at Tottenham, ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Team News: Bos out for three months</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/team-news-bos-out-for-three-months.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-11 20:45:20</pubDate><description>Bosingwa ruled out for three months
Via the official Web site: &#34;Chelsea Football Club can confirm that José Bosingwa underwent arthroscopic surgery on his left knee ...</description><content:encoded>Bosingwa ruled out for three months
Via the official Web site: &#34;Chelsea Football Club can confirm that José Bosingwa underwent arthroscopic surgery on his left knee ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>The infamous teeth brusher</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/the-infamous-teeth-brusher.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-10 12:16:55</pubDate><description>While Chelsea were cleaning up on the field, David was, too -- in the stands.

In what surely has to be considered one of the great ...</description><content:encoded>While Chelsea were cleaning up on the field, David was, too -- in the stands.

In what surely has to be considered one of the great ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Gone Fishin&#39; - with JT</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/ebjt-gets-fishy.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-10 12:01:11</pubDate><description>Photo says it all, really...


See the full magazine front here.</description><content:encoded>Photo says it all, really...


See the full magazine front here.</content:encoded></item><item><title>Getting to know our new chief executive</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/getting-to-know-our-new-chief-executive.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-05 19:45:50</pubDate><description>Via the official Web site...

Tell us your background as a player in Scotland.
My footballing background goes back many years. I was a player in my ...</description><content:encoded>Via the official Web site...

Tell us your background as a player in Scotland.
My footballing background goes back many years. I was a player in my ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Worthless Referees, Pt. 2</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/worthless-referees-pt-2.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-03 13:41:31</pubDate><description>This two men are one and the same.


Guess where I found this pic. On a Barca web site, of course.</description><content:encoded>This two men are one and the same.


Guess where I found this pic. On a Barca web site, of course.</content:encoded></item><item><title>We Want You! Chelsea Offside seeking a second writer</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/we-want-you-chelsea-offside-seeking-a-second-writer.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-10-28 20:47:00</pubDate><description>Duders. I think it&#39;s been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments ...</description><content:encoded>Duders. I think it&#39;s been obvious over the past couple of months that my productivity levels with regard to this blog have fallen. New commitments ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Excellent! The Guardian loves the Chels</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/excellent-the-guardian-loves-the-chels.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-10-28 20:32:15</pubDate><description>Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend ...

&#34;The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success ...</description><content:encoded>Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend ...

&#34;The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Photoshop of the decade</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/photoshop-job-of-the-decade.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-10-20 14:04:04</pubDate><description>

Here I was, about to discuss our fallacies at Villa Park - with a CL preview to follow - when I come across this atrocity. ...</description><content:encoded>

Here I was, about to discuss our fallacies at Villa Park - with a CL preview to follow - when I come across this atrocity. ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Sutton gets a gig?</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/player-news/sutton-gets-a-gig.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-09-29 13:23:06</pubDate><description>Infamous Chelsea flop Chris Sutton has been appointed manager at Lincoln City.

Sutton moved to Chelsea from Blackburn in 1999 for a cool £10 million following ...</description><content:encoded>Infamous Chelsea flop Chris Sutton has been appointed manager at Lincoln City.

Sutton moved to Chelsea from Blackburn in 1999 for a cool £10 million following ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Video: Chelsea v Liverpool (Nollywood ed.)</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/video-chelsea-v-liverpool.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-09-29 13:11:37</pubDate><description>For archival purposes. As seen on the front page...

</description><content:encoded>For archival purposes. As seen on the front page...

</content:encoded></item><item><title>Did Kilimanjaro conquer Roman?</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/did-kilamanjaro-conquer-roman.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-09-14 16:01:56</pubDate><description>What we know is that the Chelsea owner and a group of his finest friends -- the Daily Mail reckons more than 100, including former Blues ...</description><content:encoded>What we know is that the Chelsea owner and a group of his finest friends -- the Daily Mail reckons more than 100, including former Blues ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Jesus Drogba Superstar</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/jesus-drogba-superstar.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-09-09 18:55:37</pubDate><description>Chelsea supporters know all too well the defensive contribution made by one Didier Drogba. What we weren&#39;t aware of was the Drogs&#39; Jesus-like view of ...</description><content:encoded>Chelsea supporters know all too well the defensive contribution made by one Didier Drogba. What we weren&#39;t aware of was the Drogs&#39; Jesus-like view of ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Farewell to a true professional</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/farewell-to-a-true-professional.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-08-31 11:17:36</pubDate><description>Andriy Shevchenko is finally ending his time at Chelsea. The Ukranian agreed to return to former club Dynamo Kiev three day ago, the club where ...</description><content:encoded>Andriy Shevchenko is finally ending his time at Chelsea. The Ukranian agreed to return to former club Dynamo Kiev three day ago, the club where ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Al-Ahli goes all Ric Flair at Cobham</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/al-ahli-goes-all-ric-flair-at-cobham.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-08-26 17:40:17</pubDate><description>See, this is what happens when you show a little hospitality. Chelsea offers up its training ground in  Cobham to Al-Ahli, even agrees to participate in ...</description><content:encoded>See, this is what happens when you show a little hospitality. Chelsea offers up its training ground in  Cobham to Al-Ahli, even agrees to participate in ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>A match made in heaven: KG &amp;amp; Chelsea</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/a-match-made-in-heaven-kg-chelsea.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-08-20 15:56:39</pubDate><description>Remember when future NBA hall of famer, original member of OBF (Original Black Family), Kevin Garnett received that Chelsea jersey not too long ago. The man went ...</description><content:encoded>Remember when future NBA hall of famer, original member of OBF (Original Black Family), Kevin Garnett received that Chelsea jersey not too long ago. The man went ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Poll: Who is Chelsea&#39;s most important player?</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/analysis/poll-who-is-chelseas-most-important-player.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-08-03 16:59:04</pubDate><description>I don&#39;t know if you heard, but there was this small announcement a couple of weekends ago from England&#39;s Brave John Terry. JT committed himself ...</description><content:encoded>I don&#39;t know if you heard, but there was this small announcement a couple of weekends ago from England&#39;s Brave John Terry. JT committed himself ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Mutu told to pay up</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/mutu-told-to-pay-up.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-08-02 10:51:18</pubDate><description>This week, the Court of Arbitration for Sport rejected Adrian Mutu&#39;s appeal against an order to pay Chelsea damages after his sacking in 2004 for riding ...</description><content:encoded>This week, the Court of Arbitration for Sport rejected Adrian Mutu&#39;s appeal against an order to pay Chelsea damages after his sacking in 2004 for riding ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>RSVP: Chelsea v Milan</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/fixtures/rsvp-chelsea-v-milan.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-07-23 19:13:21</pubDate><description>Are you like me?

No, I&#39;m not talking about being handsome, charming and utterly hilarious.  I&#39;m talking about the match Friday.


Anyone want to hang with Omar ...</description><content:encoded>Are you like me?

No, I&#39;m not talking about being handsome, charming and utterly hilarious.  I&#39;m talking about the match Friday.


Anyone want to hang with Omar ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Uncanny: Mikel v Stay Puft</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/uncanny-mikel-v-stay-puft.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-07-22 21:55:31</pubDate><description>Congratulations to John Obi for inking a new long-term deal with the club on Wednesday. The kid is a remarkable talent, and we&#39;re glad to ...</description><content:encoded>Congratulations to John Obi for inking a new long-term deal with the club on Wednesday. The kid is a remarkable talent, and we&#39;re glad to ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Post of the year? Virgin(s) loathe CFC</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/post-of-the-year-virgin-media-loathes-cfc.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-07-14 18:20:51</pubDate><description>Ten reasons Chelsea are disliked
Have fun with this one guys.
</description><content:encoded>Ten reasons Chelsea are disliked
Have fun with this one guys.
</content:encoded></item><item><title>Happy belated Mrs. Ashley Cole!</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/happy-belated-mrs-ashley-cole.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-07-04 17:37:15</pubDate><description>We at Chelsea Offside would like to wish Cheryl Cole a happy belated 26th Birthday ...

Damn. Do your thang, girl.</description><content:encoded>We at Chelsea Offside would like to wish Cheryl Cole a happy belated 26th Birthday ...

Damn. Do your thang, girl.</content:encoded></item><item><title>Follow Chelsea Offside on Twitter</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/randomness/follow-chelsea-offside-on-twitter.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-07-04 10:19:27</pubDate><description>It pains me to say it, but Chelsea Offside has joined the so-called Twitter &#34;revolution.&#34;

I, for one, despise the service. Do I really need to ...</description><content:encoded>It pains me to say it, but Chelsea Offside has joined the so-called Twitter &#34;revolution.&#34;

I, for one, despise the service. Do I really need to ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Ladies &amp;amp; Gents, Mr. &amp;amp; Mrs. Joe Cole!</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/ladies-gents-mr-mrs-joe-cole.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-06-23 15:24:59</pubDate><description>Joey Boy and sweetheart Carly Zucker wed Saturday in a £3 million extravaganza that featured Joey belting out some of Oasis&#39; greatest hits on the ...</description><content:encoded>Joey Boy and sweetheart Carly Zucker wed Saturday in a £3 million extravaganza that featured Joey belting out some of Oasis&#39; greatest hits on the ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>England&#39;s Brave John Terry now planet&#39;s best father</title><link>http://chelsea.theoffside.com/chelsea/englands-brave-john-terry-now-planets-best-father.html</link><dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-06-20 16:46:50</pubDate><description>On the cusp of Father&#39;s Day, it&#39;s only appropriate to gaze upon the greatest dad on earth, Chelsea defender John Terry.

Terry, father of the father of ...</description><content:encoded>On the cusp of Father&#39;s Day, it&#39;s only appropriate to gaze upon the greatest dad on earth, Chelsea defender John Terry.

Terry, father of the father of ...</content:encoded></item></channel>
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