And the award for worst piece of journalism...

... of the year goes to Rod Liddle of the Times! Congrats guy! The so-called journalist's latest drivel attempts -- emphasis on attempts -- to drive a stake ...

Drogs v Ovrebo: The online game!

What a find this is! From the makers of Little Hooliganz comes DrogBaby: Slap the Ref. Do gaming titles get any more specific than that? I ...

Video: The 'Flick'

For archival purposes.

Deep Thoughts: CL Final

At least we were better than the champions of Europe, eh?

Congratulations Super Frank!

You've been named the inaugural Chelsea Offside Player of the Year. In a landslide, Lampard received 66 percent of the vote in my recent poll (117 ...

Congratulations Super Frank!

You've been named the inaugural Chelsea Offside Player of the Year. In a landslide, Lampard received 66 percent of the vote in my recent poll (117 ...

Isn't it obvious? The case for Frank Lampard

I never got around to discussing Frank Lampard's omission from the list of nominees for the PFA Player of the Year -- an award Ryan ...

Arsenal v Chelsea: A brief history

Here's a look at how Chelsea has fared against Woolwich Wanderers at their two latest home grounds. Overall, since 1964, the Blues are 9-25-10 when ...

Paddy Power refunds all bets on Chelsea

Hilarious stuff. The folks at online betting site Paddy Power have decided to refund all bets placed on Chelsea for the match against Barcelona on Wednesday. Here's ...

Slaven Bilic, my hero

The Croatia manager has never been one to shy away from a question. He didn't when asked what he thought of the Chelsea-Barcelona second leg, ...

CL Wrapup: F*** Off

"It's a fucking disgrace." -Didier Drogba, to millions of viewers worldwide following the most undeserved result this side of "Titanic" winning a best picture Oscar. Now, for ...

CL Buildup: Too good to be true

This, my friends, was too hilarious to pass up. By one of the greats (HA), Andrew Sartori. Via Soccerlens ... "If Barcelona lose to Chelsea on Wednesday, ...

CL Buildup: Why Chelsea will triumph

And the Barcelona supporters ask ... are you having a laugh? No. Just take a cold, hard look at the facts. Since 2003, the team that ...

Pic: 2009-10 GK Kit

With the headgear, I expect Petr Cech will look something like this next term.

Pic: 2009-10 Home Kit

For archival purposes. Bloody awful.

Video: Ballack loves tights

Apparently The Special One rubbed off on his players in more ways than one. Michael Ballack -- as well as Cashley and Mikel -- was ...

Video: True Blue Through and Through

Blue will always, always be the color. The video below is testament to that. Be sure to peep cameos from Deco, Roberto Di Matteo and, ...

Poor, poor Barca

The debate has been raging over good and "evil" over the past 24 or so hours. Poor Barcelona, an awe-inspiring footballing side that represents all that ...

Cleaning Boots: Lamps & the English youth quandry

Our resident professor, Frank Lampard, spoke candidly regarding youth players a little over a week ago. Here's what he had to say: "There are good young ...

Photo of the Day: Miss Liverpool

Her or Yossi Benayoun? Swacked from The Offside Rules.

What did I miss? The post-reunion recap

A few words of advice: Don't -- I repeat, don't -- attend your college reunion. I took in my five-year reunion over the weekend and it ...

Depressing.

Yeah, this about sums it up...

Sorry, people!

Dudes, sorry I've been MIA (No Paper Planes) over the past few days.  Unfortunately, I might be absent for a little while longer. My internet connection ...

Zizou loses it

The great Zinedine Zidane has a mancrush on Steven Gerrard. How big is it? Well, he admires Stevie so much that he went as far ...

Frank Lampard is smarter than you

Move over Ben Franklin. Albert Einstein and Leonardo Da Vinci, too.  There's a new man joining the brethren of genius. According to the Daily Star, Frank ...

Romes spends $342 per minute on Chelsea

CNN looooves Chelsea. The  worldwide leader -- wait, that's ESPN. Whatever -- and it's crack staff have crunched some numbers (1.2 repeating, of course) and come ...

Special news from The Special One

Forget the FA Cup, Jose Mourinho has spoken. "If you ask me if one day I think I will return to Chelsea, I will tell you ...

Photo of the Day: Desailly & Le Saux

Former Blues Marcel Desailly and Graeme Le Saux take part in coaching sessions Tuesday as part of Chelsea's soccer school project in the United Arab ...

Blue Monday: Scolari is out. Who to replace him?

How we'll beat the scum

That's how. Bitch.