Articles tagged with "randomness"
Poll: Cuffs or no Cuffs
By Jack | January 29th, 2009Our favorite Ivorians seem to have gotten themselves in a wee spot of bother. The two celebrated the first of Kalou's two goals last night ...
Roman must speak up
By Jack | January 23rd, 2009Once again, rumors of a Chelsea sale have surfaced. This has become commonplace over the last couple of months, and while most have to be ...
Remembering Dr. King
By Jack | January 19th, 2009I trust everyone has taken a small amount of time out of their days to remember the life and work of Dr. Martin Luther King. ...
Scolari "don't care"
By Jack | January 13th, 2009Uncle Phil, speaking on today's FA Cup third-round replay at Southend, revealed Didier Drogba wouldn't be making the trip. He also revealed he could care ...
Chelsea, Yachts and Bad Journalism
By Jack | January 7th, 2009These "Roman to sell" stories won't disappear, will they? First -- and the most entertaining, I must say -- was the informative and engaging "Chelsea or Yacht" ...
When is it going to get better?
By Jack | January 5th, 2009At this point, I think it's a question you have to ask. Southend, thanks to an injury-time equalizer, managed an all too predictable 1-1 draw with ...
The Great Drogba Debacle, Pt. 786
By Jack | December 30th, 2008So Drogbacite is at it again. Who would've thunk it? Ze Drogs sat down with the always-reliable Sun for an exclusive interview. Bi-polar man spilled his ...
Merry Christmas from CO!
By Jack | December 25th, 2008The Chelsea Offside would like to extend its most jovial of holiday wishes to all the readers out there that have made this blog great. ...
Dude, where's my Chelsea?
By Jack | December 4th, 2008Thanks to CFCnet reader JABS for that headline, perfect to describe the Blues' current plight. So we've lost another match at home. Another match to a ...
Are we that broke?
By Jack | November 18th, 2008Chelsea are examining every way in which to cut costs at the club. And I mean, every way. The latest rumor to surface is that the ...
Mike Ballack got blogs, son
By Jack | November 11th, 2008Thx to forum user sayen, I've discovered footbo, a "social network for football lovers worldwide." Now, this site is far from groundbreaking. However, it does ...
Leaving the Bridge?
By Jack | November 11th, 2008This week, Peter Kenyon sort of denied Chelsea is looking at building a new stadium in Battersea. But not really. "We have always wanted to see ...
Time to worry?
By Jack | November 8th, 2008No, this question does not regard our loss in Rome in midweek nor does it revolve around our current problems in attack (just because we're ...
Chelsea fan killed in Rome
By Jack | November 5th, 2008Tuesday may have been a terrible day for Chelsea FC. It was tragic for a young supporter. A flock of Blues fans, on their way to ...
The Low End Theory
By Jack | October 24th, 2008Germany coach Joachim Low is pissssssed at Michael Ballack. Ballack is pisssssssed at Low. The shiteth had hiteth the fan. Ballack, apparently fuming at the treatment of ...
Why Chelsea are better off without Drogs
By Jack | October 7th, 2008I know, I know. After all that Didier Drogba has done as a Blue, a statement like that is damn near blasphemous. But hear me out. I ...
Chelsea TV Interview: Drogs
By Jack | September 27th, 2008Chelsea TV sat down with Didier Drogba for a candid interview and the official Web site has some tidbits from it. Ze Drogs speaks on ...
Why Chelsea will defeat Manchester United -- Part 2
By Jack | September 19th, 20082. Cristiano Ronaldo's offseason training regimen... Step 1: Find Training Partner (that pays attention to detail) Step 2: Avoid Spotlight Step 3: Make Smart Decisions Step 3: ...
Why Chelsea will defeat Manchester United -- Part 1
By Jack | September 18th, 2008So, Chelsea's going to be nine points clear of Manchester United by the end of the weekend. You ask, how? I've got some answers for ...
How John Terry escaped a red-card ban
By Jack | September 17th, 2008According to barrister Jim Sturman, via The Times ... "Some people are raging about this, but, as usual, based on a complete misunderstanding," Sturman said. "It ...
Farewell to a Legend
By Jack | September 15th, 2008It's official. After months of searching for a new club, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink -- one of my favorite players of all-time -- has announced his ...
The real enemy in the Robinho saga
By Jack | September 3rd, 2008Most Chelsea fans, including myself, has been quick to label Manchester City's newest darling, Robinho, greedy. Or heartless. Or a greedy, heartless mercenary. After allowing the ...
Visit the Chelsea Forums
By Jack | August 28th, 2008The Offside just launched it's new forums -- like just launched. It's an awesome addition the the site, adding even more interactivity to the soccer ...
I got your predictions down low
By Jack | August 16th, 2008I want to do predictions. So I'm going to do them. You can lambaste me now -- or more appropriately, at the end of the ...
Looks like Robbie Keane is fitting right in
By Jack | July 31st, 2008"Those guys are fags." Really, they are. Via Kickette
See you guys next week
By Jack | July 24th, 2008It's been quite a week for Chelsea Football Club. You could probably say, historic. A Chelsea legend has returned to France, two of the club's ...
Video: Hitler v. Lampard
By Jack | July 8th, 2008Thanks to Chelsea Offside reader Rosh for pointing me toward this absolutely hilarious clip. From the movie Downfall -- outstanding flick, by the way -- ...
The Net 7.3
By Jack | July 3rd, 2008Chelsea Ladies sign Arsenal Pair Power in the Premier League, ladies that is, may be shifting. Chelsea has inked a pair of former Gunners, Lianne Sanderson and ...
£85mil for Torres?
By Jack | July 1st, 2008Wait, you thought those Fernando Torres to Chelsea rumors were finally dead? Think again. The Daily Star -- one of the most reputable news sources in ...
Bad news: Cashley & Cheryl back together
By Jack | July 1st, 2008It looks as if throwing up on your lover, especially one that isn't your wife, in the middle of naughtiness isn't as bad as you'd ...
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