Articles tagged with "rant-box"

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Rant Box: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid

By Jack | November 2nd, 2009

New Atletico manager Quique Flores remembers the Blue machine -- well, Michael Essien -- all too well. Furthermore, a win will take us through to the ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Bolton

By Jack | October 30th, 2009

No talent ass clowns.



Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

By Jack | October 23rd, 2009

This man struggles to sell hard copies. He certainly doesn't have any trouble bulging the ol' onion bag (no Tommy Smyth) against the Blackeyes.

HSV - Celtic Rantbox

By Chris | October 22nd, 2009

Again, a tip of the creative cap to the Chelsea Offside's Jack, who as far as I know, came up with the idea. Match goes ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Atletico Madrid

By Jack | October 20th, 2009

These guys need to pick it up.

Rant Box: Chelsea v Liverpool

By Jack | October 3rd, 2009

He's half a boy and half a girl, TORRES! TORRES!

Rant Box: Chelsea v APOEL

By Jack | September 29th, 2009

It's time to get back to work. And back to winning. Carlo Ancelotti's first real test as Chelsea manager arrives today when the Blues resume Group ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Wigan

By Jack | September 25th, 2009

Man, this week has flown by. Carlo, be sure to make it nine wins out of nine before it ends, though. Sure bet: Super Frank to ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v QPR

By Jack | September 22nd, 2009

Fantastic display on the weekend at home to Tottenham -- sans the Drogba scare, of course. Now that we know the terrifying Ivorian is going to ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Tottenham

By Jack | September 20th, 2009

What a looong weekend. But we've gone ahead through Cashley! Keep me posted, people.

Rant Box: Chelsea v Porto

By Jack | September 14th, 2009

"The first objective is to arrive at the final." -Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti on this season's Champions League The journey begins Tuesday at Stamford Bridge. The Blues ...

Rant Box: The already infamous transfer ban

By Jack | September 3rd, 2009

Discuss. I'm banned for four f****** months?! Points you may want to touch on: 1. Why Chelsea is the only club singled out in this bogus monstrosity. 2. Will ...



Rant Box: Chelsea v Burnley

By Jack | August 28th, 2009

Remember the last time we played the Clarets? Maybe the picture below will help jog your memory. Last season. Carling Cup. Another penalty shootout calamity. Lets ...

Rant box: Chelsea v Fulham

By Jack | August 22nd, 2009

Chelsea's first London derby of the new term may not be the most fiercest, or the most glamorous. It does, however, represent a strong test ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Sunderland

By Jack | August 17th, 2009

Tough fixture. That's all that really needs to be said about today's trip to Sunderland. Steve Bruce's renovation project looks solid. And, following a rugged 1-0 ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Hull City

By Jack | August 14th, 2009

It's opening day. Enjoy yourself.

Rant Box: Raise the curtain

By Jack | August 8th, 2009

Raise the curtain. The season has arrived. Chelsea and Manchester United welcome football back officially today by competing for the FA Community Shield at New Wembley. A ...

Post Match Rant Box: Reading 2, Chelsea 2

By Jack | August 1st, 2009

Sorry for the lack of posts this week; it has been an extremely hectic last five or so days. Anyway. Chelsea netted twice in the final ...

Rant Box: Meeelan v Chelsea

By Jack | July 23rd, 2009

Get me to Baltimore. I'll be in the mix at Baltimore's M&T Bank Stadium on Friday night as the Blues continue their preseason tour of the ...

Rant Box: A 'Special' Friendly

By Jack | July 21st, 2009

Tonight the Rose Bowl in Pasadena plays host to a homecoming of sorts. Former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will test his Internazionale side against the ...

(Late) Rant Box: Seattle v Chelsea

By Jack | July 18th, 2009

So I had this rant box written up for today's match, and forgot to post it when my pops offered to buy me a car. ...

Rant Box: Ancelotti

By Jack | June 1st, 2009

Sorry friends. I was travelling back from a weeding all day yesterday, and haven't had time to properly get to work on this week's headline ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Everton

By Jack | May 29th, 2009

This is the big one, my friends. FA Cup Final. At Wembley. Against Everton. The final match of the season. The final match of Guus Hiddink's initial ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Sunderland

By Jack | May 23rd, 2009

A relatively quiet close to the Premier League season for Chelsea. Not Sunderland, though. The Black Cats are in a four-way dogfight for 60 million pounds. ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

By Jack | May 16th, 2009

So Manchester United are champions again. Congratulations to Fergie & Co. They did the minimum, and still retained the title for the third consecutive year. ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Arsenal

By Jack | May 9th, 2009

A London derby is in the cards. With third place in the Premier League at stake no less. And all I can really say is, ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Arsenal

By Jack | May 9th, 2009

A London derby is in the cards. With third place in the Premier League at stake no less. And all I can really say is, ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Barcelona

By Jack | May 5th, 2009

Chose a side.

Rant Box: Chelsea v Fulham

By Jack | May 1st, 2009

I just worked a 12-hour workday. Have a go, people.

Rant Box: Chelsea v Barcelona

By Jack | April 27th, 2009

It's time. Have your say.

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