Excited. Nervous. Confident. Jittery. All these emotions -- and more -- are slowly bottling up in my stomach as we approach the day of reckoning: Chelsea ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Bolton

By Jack | April 10th, 2009

Man, I still haven't come down from Wednesday. I mean, I haven't been able to think straight since that absolutely superlative display. Anyway, we must move ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Liverpool

By Jack | April 7th, 2009

Do I even need to write anything on this match? I mean, does anyone not know the drill with this one? This will be our ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Newcastle

By Jack | April 3rd, 2009

What. The. Hell? Could we be playing Newcastle at a worse time?. The Messiah (Alan Shearer for those of you who have been living under a ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Tottenham

By Jack | March 20th, 2009

Well, this should be interesting. Tottenham is riding a five-match unbeaten run, sparked by a goalless draw against Arsenal. Chelsea haven't lost under interim manager Guus ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Juventus

By Jack | March 9th, 2009

OK, there's this small matter of a Champions League second leg in Turin tomorrow. Maybe you've heard about it. Some small Italian club known as the ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Coventry

By Jack | March 6th, 2009

Last year, at this stage of the FA Cup, Barnsley took Avram Grant's men to task. This season, Coventry attempts to the same. Saturday, the Sky ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Portsmouth

By Jack | March 2nd, 2009

Man, how great was that win against Wigan? Super Frank for PM. Is it me or has the excitement returned to Chelsea Football Club? Under Scolari, ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Wigan

By Jack | February 27th, 2009

I like Wigan. Industrious, quiet, humble, what's not to like really? Still, I wish them a beating of beatings this morning as they face Chelsea ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Juventus

By Jack | February 24th, 2009

The Old Lady. Old is right. Juventus brings its merry band of miscreants to Stamford Bridge today for a pivotal Champions League tie with our beloved ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Aston Villa

By Jack | February 20th, 2009

Aston Villa. Two points ahead of Chelsea in the table? Are you f**king kidding me? No. That is, in fact, the case as the clubs prepare ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Watford

By Jack | February 13th, 2009

So the Hiddink era begins. Well, not really. Ray Wilkins -- or Mouthpiece as I like to refer to him as -- will likely be stirring ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Hull City

By Jack | February 6th, 2009

Time to get back on track, people. Chelsea hosts Hull City this morning at Stamford Bridge, with an eye on regaining some sort of positive form ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Liverpool

By Jack | January 31st, 2009

This match needs no introduction. No preview. No nothing. It's Liverpool. Chelsea. Anfield. Title aspirations on the line. Whoever loses -- if, in fact, somebody does lose ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Boro

By Jack | January 27th, 2009

This, my friends, is the definition of a trap game. Five days from a most massive match at Anfield against Liverpool, our Chelsea welcomes Middlesbrough to ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Ipswich

By Jack | January 23rd, 2009

It's another cup tie. Against lower league competition. Should we expect a long night. I say nay. Chelsea has finally turned the corner. That's right, I said ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Stoke

By Jack | January 16th, 2009

Didier Drogba has been told to stay home. Youngstas Jeffrey Bruma, Lee Sawyer, Gaël Kakuta and Miroslav Stoch are in the squad. And we're back to man-to-man ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Southend

By Jack | January 13th, 2009

Drogba's been dumped and Uncle Phil doesn't care, either. Actually, he doesn't care about anything at the moment. Who else is excited for the "game of ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v United

By Jack | January 9th, 2009

The time has arrived. Will Chelsea rise to the occasion or will the sinking ship finally hit the ocean's floor? Chelsea travels to the Theater of Dreams ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Southend

By Jack | January 2nd, 2009

Lower league club. Stamford Bridge. Knock-out competition. Anyone else nervous? Treading water in England's third tier, Southend United travel to London to face Chelsea today in the ...

Rant Box: One down...

By Jack | December 27th, 2008

One fellow London club to go. Chelsea opened the holiday fixture backup with an efficient, if not spectacular, 2-0 win over West Brom at Stamford Bridge. ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Everton

By Jack | December 18th, 2008

I'm leaving town tomorrow for the Christmas fiesta of Christmas fiestas. So I had to get this box of chocolatey goodness out early. Let's get down ...

Rant Box: UEFA Cup edition

By Jack | December 8th, 2008

Who's ready for Europe's second-tier competition? I'm not. Chelsea must win today to avoid the prospect of playing in the UEFA Cup, a disastrous idea to ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Bolton

By Jack | December 5th, 2008

My God does Chelsea need a win. I mean, I'd compare it to OJ needing Johnny Cochran right about now. Our opportunity for reprieve comes in ...

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