Anfield Banter: Fernando Torres, Diego Milito, Giandomenico Mesto (huh?), Shearer still hates Bellamy, Mourinho is still an idiot, Who gives a crap about Darren Bent, & Former Tory leader Michael Howard has offered to be a witness for Liverpool fans

* Apparently we're putting all the chips on Fernando Torres. He wants out of Atletico and who can blame him? I'm not really ...