

Articles tagged with "results"
Sampdoria v Palermo: Oops.
By Martha | March 17th, 2007Well, there's a little good news out of this one for Palermo fans, as well as a lot of bad. The good is that, based on ...
Two Goals! Woo Hoo!
By Martha | March 15th, 2007In their final game in LA yesterday, a regular-laden RBNY side drew 2-2 with Chivas, and reportedly failed to capitalize on several other great chances, ...
Oh Look, Trucks, Parked in a Vacant Lot!
By Martha | March 12th, 2007Given the choice between a ragtag crew of reserves and trialists in a match against Cal and the Construction! Of Red! Bull! Park!, which would ...
Week 28, Or: The Tension Rises at Both Ends of the Table
By Martha | March 12th, 2007Apart from Inter's unrelenting sprint and Roma's respectable ability to put some distance between themselves and the rest of the table, things are really tightening ...
Roma v Udinese: Totti Strikes Again
By Martha | March 11th, 2007Are there any Udine fans around here? This may have been the first time I watched them play a full 90 minutes all season and, ...
Inter v Milan: Death by 30,000 Whistles
By Martha | March 11th, 2007While it wasn't for the ages -- and certainly no match for yesterday's Clasico -- you certainly couldn't accuse the derby of not being exciting. ...
Champions League: Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
By Martha | March 8th, 2007Despite what the cluster of "shot" dots in front of the Celtic goal on Soccernet's Gametracker made clear was a dominating performance by Milan, it ...
RBNY Continue to Work Hard While Others Party in Madrid
By Martha | March 7th, 2007Just so you know how these things work, while the Red Bulls were playing LA this weekend, Real Salt Lake were at the Bernabeu watching ...
Champions League: Roma Step Over (Geddit?) Lyon
By Martha | March 7th, 2007While I only saw the first half, I feel comfortable describing the Lyon-Roma game as "awesome." In the first 30 minutes, possession was about 75%-25% ...
Champions League: What the Hell Was That?
By Martha | March 6th, 2007Could someone who speaks Spanish please explain to me what the hell just happened at the end of the Valencia-Inter game? We were about two ...
RBNY Welcome the Galaxy Back from Holiday With a Little Defense
By Martha | March 5th, 2007(I know the Galaxy were ostensibly in Bermuda to train, but come on. You know their lives were much sunnier, warmer, and more blissful than ...
Week 27, Or: An Evil Referee and a Rampant Fiorentina
By Martha | March 5th, 2007This weekend had everything -- charges of corruption, saved penalties, buckets of goal, and utterly gorgeous weather. (Did you see the stands? Those people were ...
Fiorentina v Torino: Oooooh, That's Gotta Smart
By Martha | March 4th, 2007For the first 20 minutes of this one, the announcers were full of praise for Torino's organized defending and aggressive counter-attacking. Within ten minutes, of ...
Messina v Palermo: Just in Case You Needed Another Reason to Hate Caracciolo
By Martha | March 4th, 2007Wow. HUGE win for Messina, and another example of the towering selfish idiocy of one Andrea Caracciolo. There's got to be a point at which ...
Livorno v Inter: The Hell?
By Martha | March 3rd, 2007Well that was a bizarre game. I need help understanding -- who saw it and speaks Italian? First of all, Maicon seemed to get a straight ...
Week 26, Or: Look Out for Flying Pigs
By Martha | March 1st, 2007Yes, that's right: Inter actually dropped points yesterday. Let's have a moment of silence for The Streak, shall we? Thank you. I know it's going ...
Palermo v Milan: Football, Making a Long Week Much, Much Better
By Martha | February 28th, 2007That was one of those thrilling 0-0 games that football-haters refuse to believe actually exist: Despite ending scoreless, it was full of end-to-end attacking play, ...
Week 25, Or: Goals Galore
By Martha | February 26th, 2007Sunday morning I watched Fiorentina v Empoli on RAI. It was on La Grande Giostra Dei Gol, a five hour show that seems to combine ...
Milan v Sampdoria: So Close
By Martha | February 25th, 2007Picture this: You're an 18-year-old American, signed from the New York Red Bulls just six weeks ago to join Sampdoria's youth team. Almost immediately, you're ...
Atalanta v Palermo: Well, That's Better!
By Martha | February 25th, 2007Apart from the first ten minutes during which Atlanta seemed likely to score about 14 goals, Palermo finally regained some poise and unity this week, ...
Fiorentina v Empoli: All Hail the Viola!
By Martha | February 25th, 2007That's it, I'm officially falling in love with Fiorentina. I may have mentioned it a time or two before, but this team is good. They ...
UEFA Cup: And Then There Were None
By Martha | February 23rd, 2007Both Italian teams who managed to escape the group stage of the UEFA Cup lost yesterday and, since both had also lost in the first ...
Champions League: Three Halves of Crap
By Martha | February 22nd, 2007Let's focus on the positive, shall we? How great was the first half of the Inter-Valencia game? Man was that fun to watch. Inter dominated ...
Barcelona loses to Liverpool; Bellamy celebrates crudely
By Isaiah | February 21st, 2007It is perhaps foreboding that my first real post for The Offside has to cover a loss, but I'll attempt to ignore any and all ...
And Just Like That, All the Wind Goes out of Our Bragging and Smack-Talking
By Martha | February 20th, 2007Well, hell. All that pride I felt over RBNY being undefeated this winter was stripped away this weekend as the team lost to Houston and ...
Week 24: It's All About Inter
By Martha | February 19th, 2007When even Luciano Spalletti admits the title is Inter's, you know it's a done deal. While it's been obvious for a couple of months now ...
Palermo v Chievo: That's it, I Quit
By Martha | February 18th, 2007Ok, not really. But if I could wrest myself out of their gasp, I would officially renounce my love for Palermo. Watching them has become ...
Siena v Milan: Goals, Goals, Goals!
By Martha | February 17th, 2007Holy freaking crap was that a great game to watch. I don't know if it was the coffee talking or what, but the first half ...
How Do You Spell Undefeated? R-B-N-Y, Baby!
By Martha | February 15th, 2007The all-powerful Red Bulls continued their total domination of the entire soccer world yesterday with a 2-1 victory over the much-loved DC United. If I was ...
UEFA Cup Update -- Or, if You Prefer, a "Cupdate." (Oh, Who Am I Kidding? No One Prefers That.)
By Martha | February 15th, 2007Playing with the inspiring accompaniment of their own echoing shouts, Livorno lost 2-1 to Espanyol last night, grabbing a late goal to head back to ...





