Articles tagged with "review"

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Atlético 6 - Marbella 0: Taking It Out On the Chumps

By Al | November 11th, 2009

Nice to see Atlético play against a team with a worse defense than ours. The game looked like one that was being played for the ...

FC Barcelona 5, Cultural Leonesa 0, a.k.a. “We feel pretty!”

By Ade C. | November 11th, 2009

Forgive any typos you might find in this post, as I find that typing whilst bouncing gleefully on your seat and humming “Tot el camp” ...



An Analysis Of How Much We Suck

By Al | November 9th, 2009

The headline is as blunt as I can get about this post. All I need to show you is one statistic. 7 points from 10 matches ...

Barcelona 0, Rubin Kazan 0 - I can't believe it's not butter (better)!

By Cameron | November 5th, 2009

And so I command, and so it shall be done. Or at least, that’s what Pep wanted to have happen tonight. It didn’t quite turn ...

Atlético 2 - Chelsea 2: Aguero Is Baaack!

By Al | November 3rd, 2009

...and who the hell knew that he could score free kicks? We're dumped out of the Champions League, but at the same time, have plenty to ...

Atlético vs Chelsea: Scary Teams Scaring Teams

By Al | November 2nd, 2009

We aint afraid man, I swear. The mighty Chelsea is in town and despite the 4-0 thrashing that they gave us two weeks ago, our ...

The not so Running of the Bulls: Osasuna 1 - 1 FC Barcelona

By Pedro | November 1st, 2009

Every year, the famed Running of the Bulls event is held in Pamplona. Now, modern media has done a good job at exposing such exciting ...

Athletic Bilbao 1 - Atlético 0: Danggg

By Al | October 31st, 2009

It hurts. Once again, there is no purpose in a review. Pretty much, it was an unfortunate first result for Quique Sanchez and the team suffered ...

Cultural Leonesa 0, Barça 2, a.k.a. “Pedrito to the rescue (again)!”

By Ade C. | October 29th, 2009

It probably wasn’t one of Barça’s most thrilling matches, but then again, when you field a team of youngsters against a third division team, you ...

Marbella 0 - Atlético 2: It's Still Something

By Al | October 28th, 2009

This stage of the Copa del Rey is usually boring and the favorable result is usually given to the Primera Division clubs that aren't Real ...

A Suffered Victory, but 3 Points

By alessio | October 26th, 2009

That was not a particularly enjoyable match to watch. 67% possession for Juve, and 1 shot on net. There were 18 shots total between the ...

1-1

By Al | October 25th, 2009

I'm not going to write a review. What's the point? It's the same story over and over again.... We suck we suck we suck



Chelsea 4 – Atlético 0: A Dagger To The Heart Times Four

By Al | October 22nd, 2009

It was expected, but it still hurt. This was the absolute best example of why we don’t have the squad to compete with the best. ...

The Russian Banana Peel

By Pedro | October 20th, 2009

That was the general consensus when another ho-hum Champions League Group draw show came to an end and Rubin Kazan had wound up with Inter, ...

Osasuna 3 – Atlético 0: Three Nil Of Suckitude

By Al | October 19th, 2009

Osasuna, the team that Abel Resino has never won against, has done it again. Look, I’m not one to insult the very club that I support, ...

Valencia 0, Barcelona 0, a.k.a. “It could’ve been much worse”

By Ade C. | October 18th, 2009

So, we returned from international break, plagued with rumours and injuries (real and imagined), to take on Valencia at the Mestalla stadium, after having earned ...

One Win Does Not A Good Coach Make

By Steven | October 5th, 2009

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. How good was this? Not as good as Cassani's screamer two season ago, but it was good. Like fried ...

Atlético 2 - Real Zaragoza 1: A Weight Off The Shoulders

By Al | October 4th, 2009

Ohh baby, what a relief. After 8 freaking games (6 in the league, two in the Champions League) we were finally able to win our ...

Porto 2 – Atlético 0: End This Misery, Please

By Al | October 1st, 2009

If losing this easily didn’t help prove that we suck, then I give up trying to convince you jerks. Just kidding, you’re not jerks. ANYWAY. ...

Barcelona vs. Malaga aka: Ibra!

By Iggy | September 27th, 2009

After WWII America had "I like Ike" and now I have "I like Ibra". Join me if you're as happy with him as I am. ...

Valencia 2 - Atlético 2: Plenty To Be Proud Of

By Al | September 26th, 2009

Who cares if it's a draw... I'm extremely proud of the team for their solid performance today at the Mestalla. It was actually enjoyable to ...

Barça 5 - Atlético 2: Who Saw That Coming

By Al | September 20th, 2009

Told ya guys not to get too confident. The match was lost before it even began. Barça had another great day (grr) and we had an ...

Postgame aka. wow

By Iggy | September 20th, 2009

Let me say this real quick: We kicked ass! No really, that was absolutely amazing. Our starting XI had a few surprises ------------------Valdes---------------------- Alves---Piquenbauer--Chygnasty---MaxwellHouse -------Xavi--------Busi2.0-------K

Barça vs. Inter postgame aka: What happened?

By Iggy | September 17th, 2009

No really, what happened, I missed the 2nd half because I had to go to lab...oh wait 0-0 draw, Italy wins. So I'll be doing ...

Fat Boy Is Back

By Steven | September 14th, 2009

What.The.Fuck. In only three games, Walter Zenga has turned a talented and eager team into Chievo. Not winning against Bari is unacceptable. Not losing to ...

Atlético 1 - Racing 1, Ohh Gosh

By Al | September 13th, 2009

Not a pretty result, but more importantly, what the hell are we going to do next weekend? Are we really ready to face Barca at ...

Recap and Relaunch

By lorenzo | September 2nd, 2009

First things first, the game on Sunday highlighted several things about our club: 1. Palermo still has problems playing on the road Granted, it was the first ...

A Frustrating Night: Chicago Fire v. DC United Review

By Joe | August 30th, 2009

Unfortunately, Dasan Robinson cannot be the fall guy for this one. After his late heroics/ complete stupidity against Colorado, I can’t remember that last time ...

Palermo '09 > Palermo '08

By Steven | August 24th, 2009

Overview: Expectations were high, the opposition was dangerous, the team was new and history was against us. Still, the Boys in Pink did what had to ...

Gamper PostGame aka: don't let the score fool you

By Iggy | August 20th, 2009

First off, lets get the bitter taste out of our collective mouth: we lost, 1-0. Yes we outplayed them, yes we controlled midfield throughout, yes ...

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