Match recap: Bring back Shevchenko

Or Pizza Man. Or Eidur. Mutu? Kerry Dixon? Anybody at this point. Again, Chelsea dominated for large spells. And again, the Blues left with nothing as ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Hull City

Time to get back on track, people. Chelsea hosts Hull City this morning at Stamford Bridge, with an eye on regaining some sort of positive form ...

Gallery: Quaresma in training

Daily Dose: February 5th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you get a rock up the arse while your driver describes it with hand gestures......... Marco Materazzi still winning big bucks in ...

Video: Quaresma in an insecure exclusive

Here we have new signing Ricardo Quaresma in his first spot for Chelsea TV. The first, and only, question posed: Do you have a message ...

Inter 1 - 1 Torino and Arrivederci Quaresma

Holy cow but that was frustrating. It is all giggles and laughs when Juve loose at home and Roma draw to a bottom-three team, but ...

Official: Quaresma joins Blues on loan

Wow. Some pretty good news in the light of all the depression at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea, somehow, have secured the services of Portugese international Ricardo Quaresma ...

Wait. This guy on loan??

Inter winger Ricardo Quaresma to trump Spurs and join Chelsea on loan until the end of the season? I'll keep you posted.

Zenga v Baresi: An All-Inter Matchup

What: Catania v Inter When: Wednesday, Jan 28, 8:30pm local time (11:30am pacific, 2:30pm eastern) Where: Stadio Massimino, Catania How to Watch: That has gotten tricky, see ...

Well I suppose it Could Have Been Worse

But it really should have been better! Inter were held to a 1-1 draw against Cagliari last Saturday. More than anything, the game was frustrating. ...

The Most Expensive Signings of Summer '08, Halfway Through.

This isn't a subjective rating, it's merely the ten most expensive transfer fees by price of the summer 2008 throughout the world (read: Europe). Because ...

Footballers' New Year's Resolutions for 2009

It's the first day of 2009, so Happy New Year everyone. It's also the time of year to start making New Year's resolutions/promises that won't ...

Mercato and Mid-Point Pagelle

Now that all the hullabaloo of the holidays has passed, I can once again begin to think about football. I have been out of the ...

Fun With Statistics - A Brief Interlude

I was trying to get a jump on this weekend's game and Friday's Champions League draw today while I was stuck at home due to ...

Werder Bremen 2 - 1 Inter: Once Again Europe Kicks Our Butt

A few words from our fearless leader, Jose Mourniho: "I never like losing, not even when qualification is sure, but the Inter tonight certainly wasn't our ...

Ricardo Quaresma Wins the Golden Piece of Garbage Award

Forget the Balloon D'Or: The Golden Bin/Trash Can - Bidone D'Oro in Eye-talian - is the best award handed out every year in football. It's ...

And the Bidone D'Oro (Golden Trash Can Award) goes to...

In Italy, famous players that flop at top clubs, big money transfers that wind up not fulfilling their potential, or players that just plain flat-out ...

Lazio-Inter: Off to Rome We Go

What: Lazio v Inter Where: Stadio Olimpico, Rome When: Saturday, Dec. 6, 8:30pm local time (11:30am pacific 2:30pm Eastern) Referee: Daniele Orsato How to Watch: Live on FSC; streaming ...

Palermo v Inter - Short and Sweet

What: Palermo v Inter When: Sat Nov 15 2008 20:30 local time (11:30am Pacific; 2:30pm Eastern) Where: Stadio "Renzo Barbera", Palermo Referee: Paolo Tagliavento How to Watch: Streaming ...

Welcome to Sucksville

That was grim. Grim and horrible and awful and terrible. Ok, so maybe I am being a little melodramatic with the picture above, but ...

Someone's Got Some Splainin' To Do

I think it is safe to assume that whatever Mou is writing in that pad of his it is not good. Mourinho is pissed: Chi pensa ...

Porto advances in Portuguese Cup with easy win

Porto's Portuguese Cup hopes advanced with an easy 4-0 victory over lower division Sertanense. Jesualdo Ferreira wisely used the match as a general tuneup for tomorrows ...

Roma v Inter - Nella Bocca del Lupo

Where: Stadio Olimpico, Rome When: Sun, Oct 19 2008, 20:30 (11:30am pacific; 2:30pm eastern) How to Watch: "live" on Fox Soccer Channel or find a stream here Here ...

INTER-national roundup

These past two weeks Inter has had 16 players from 10 countries out on international duty. All in all, everything came out ok... I mean, ...

Europe’s 10 Most Overpriced Transfers; Or: Prem Transfer Roundup.

Sadly, we could've turned this thing into an all-Prem list, but did our best to look elsewhere. Didn't turn out so well. The problem is ...

Oh Ricky You're So Fine

You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Ricky! Yep, after all the will-he wont-he drama this summer, it is official. HE WILL! Well, at ...

Quaresma DEAL DONE for €30.6m

Porto has officially announced the deal to send Ricardo Quaresma to Inter Milan is now complete. The club will receive a base-line €18.6m, plus Pelé who ...

Ricardo Quaresma update

In continuation of yesterday's report, various inside sources are reporting that the deal to Inter Milan is now done with the formal press release imminent. I ...

Ricardo Quaresma deal today

Gazzetta dello Sport is reporting that the deal to send Ricardo Quaresma to Inter Milan will be announced today. The deal is said to be ...

the end of the Ricardo Quaresma saga?

Per Gazzetta dello Sport the saga of Ricardo Quaresma will conclude within the next forty-eight hours, with Jose Mourinho getting the perfect winger for Inter ...