

Articles tagged with "ronaldo"
Raica Oliveira
By Horoné de Balzac | October 7th, 2008The Brazilian supermodel who was doing the fat Ronaldo back when he was merely the chubby Ronaldo. He's looking for a job, she's still looking ...
Calling All Brazilians To Uzbekistan
By chris | September 23rd, 2008Go ahead, name one club in the Uzbek League beside the one just below your line of sight. Can you? Doubt it. And if you ...
Ronaldo Became the Angry Fat Dude Fighting at his own party!
By Bruno Romani | September 21st, 2008Ronaldo does not stop producing funny headlines. This time, his 32th birthday party ended at 8 am with him calling someone for a fight. Ronaldo ...
Daily Dose: 09.16.08
By chris | September 16th, 2008Stuff to read while you impersonate your daughter to become a high school cheerleader.... Martin Jol has led HSV to top of the Bundesliga - no, ...
Citeh Continues Market Assault; Ronaldo Gets A Job.
By chris | September 16th, 2008Or so it seems. Ronaldo, the real/plump one, has dropped an enormous hint that he'll soon be joining Brazilian playtime buddy Robinho in the other ...
the first sign is denial
By j | September 16th, 2008On the heels of Ronaldo's claims that he is readying to join the Brazil beat at Eastlands, the club has denied interest. The striker is ...
Champions League Fantasy Football, All Welcome
By Rob | September 13th, 2008The Champions League is back next week, and to celebrate the kicking off of a new season's worth of coverage here at Champions League offside, ...
Photo: Oh, How The Mighty Have Fallen...
By chris | September 10th, 2008Ronaldo: Once the greatest striker in the world, now taking dumps in training cones outside. (AP Photo/Ricardo Moraes)
I have no words!
By André | September 3rd, 2008We have Ronaldo
By André | September 3rd, 2008You must be thinking: What the hell is he talking about?!?! Don't call me crazy (yet). I can explain. Ronaldo asked the board to continue (or should I ...
the brave new world of Man City
By j | September 2nd, 2008If you were one of "those" types who stayed out of the loop (i.e. weren't "connected" online always) you're possibly waking up to a very ...
Uzbekistan Gets Its Man
By chris | August 26th, 2008Credit goes where credit is due: FC Bunyodkor is not fucking around. Earlier in the summer you may remember they'd announced they had signed Samuel ...
First Impression on the sides after Weekend One
By Rob | August 17th, 2008The first weekend of Premier League football is now finished, and the season is well underway. Everybody has now played, so here are how I'm ...
If only...
By Tim | August 15th, 2008It’s Saturday 19th October, 2013, and Forest are preparing for their first crunch match of the Premiership season - entertaining 2nd placed Manchester United at ...
Photo: Who Loves Big Macs? Ronaldo, That's Who.
By chris | August 9th, 2008This picture was reportedly taken at some point recently. He and Maradona are going to get along nicely in retirement as they personally support entire ...
Family Guy
By Moka | August 2nd, 2008Kaká and Caroline Celico met in 2002 in Sao Paulo, and the two started dating soon after. Although Kaká transferred to Italy 1 year later, ...
Controversial Footballers #3 Samuel Eto'o
By Rob | July 22nd, 2008As part of our occasional series on divisive footballers (See previous entries Here and Here) we turn to Barcelona (for the time being) striker Samuel ...
Is the Ronaldinho Saga a lesson to Manchester United
By Rob | July 18th, 2008Cast your mind back to those heady days of 2005. Greece were European Champions. Frank Lampard was voted England's player of the year. Zidane was ...
Ka-Dinho
By Moka | July 16th, 2008That's right. In January, everyone was relishing Ka-Pa-Ro, and they did brilliantly while they played (notably the 5-2 win over Napoli). Well, now, the 'Ro' ...
OMG Ronaldo looks just like me
By André | July 15th, 2008Once, about three years ago, I was drinking on the streets while a beggar came to me and said "Man, you must lose some weight, ...
Last Ditch Effort...
By Gianfranco | July 15th, 2008I just don’t really know what to say anymore. These past few days have been extremely taxing on me with all these Dinho yes, ...
Transfer Talk: Brazilians on the Move
By Daryl | July 15th, 2008Latest transfer talk has all three of the above men involved in some kind of prospective transfer. Seems Ronaldinho is finally leaving Barcelona for AC Milan ...
The Continuing Story Of Bareth Garry (Part 3 - It finally gets interesting!)
By Martini Extra Dry | July 13th, 2008The only story that's keeping the tabloid papers busy this summer, other than that poor old 'slave' Ronaldo, is Gareth Barry's imminent departure to Liverpool. ...
Wednesday Milan Musings
By Gianfranco | July 9th, 2008I want to apologize for being absent in posts the past few days. Work and real life soccer have been very busy, but the ...
Ronaldo out, Kaka' in? Summer just got interesting.
By Rob | June 5th, 2008You've probably heard the news that C-Ron has decided that if Real Madrid do want to pay £70m for him, he might as well play ...
2007/8 Champions League Goal of the Season
By Rob | May 26th, 2008So, Its the end of another Champions League season, and we've seen some beautiful goals. Below are some Youtube video's of some of the best, ...
My thoughts and reactions and review of The Final.
By Rob | May 22nd, 2008So there we have it, Manchester United are Champions of Europe once again, having won against Chelsea last night on penalty kicks after the sides ...
Back by popular demand - The CL Offside Drinking Game - Final Edition
By Rob | May 20th, 2008After the popularity of the Semi-Final drinking game, I have devised a new one for the final. I'll certainly be playing as its offically the ...








