Articles tagged with "ronaldo"
Ronaldo in Milan; Berlusconi Tents Fingers Mr. Burns Style and Mutters "Eeeeexcellent"
By Martha | January 25th, 2007Various sources -- including irritated commenter RomaPete (whose irritation might stem more from his team's falling behind 2-0 after 20 minutes than anything Ronaldo is ...
Ronaldo is So Close Ancelotti Can Almost Taste Him. So to Speak.
By Martha | January 25th, 2007Major press outlets (meaning things like the International Herald Tribune, as opposed to the football gossip rags we all love so much) are reporting this ...
Things Heating Up In Ronaldo Talks, Or: The Fat Man Looms
By Martha | January 24th, 2007Though they're still miles apart on the issue of a transfer fee, talks are now actually taking place between Real Madrid and Milan regarding the ...
Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Rooney are Most Valuable Players in World
By Bob | January 23rd, 2007A lot of jaws dropped when the LA Galaxy and MLS signed David Beckham to a 5-year, $250 million contract. The mere thought that ...
Ronaldo to Milan Has Pippo Pouting; In Other News, the Sky is Blue
By Martha | January 18th, 2007Sigh. Could someone explain to Pippo Inzaghi, please, that low production combined with copious pouting is not the way to endear yourself to a team? ...
Make Way For the Fat Man, Or: Ronaldo to Milan?
By Martha | January 17th, 2007The giant mass of salacious rumors and delicious innuendo that is the Italian press reports this morning that (the fat) Ronaldo has "agreed to terms" ...
Everyone, it Seems, Wants Ronaldo (The Fat One, Not the Pretty One. This Time, Anyway.)
By Martha | January 15th, 2007Now that David Beckham and Luis Figo have both left their clubs for greener (read: cash-laden, and nicer for aging footballers) pastures, Ronaldo seems eager ...
Transfer Talk: Invasion of the Davids
By Bob | January 12th, 2007By my unofficial count, there have been 7,000,000,000 words written about David Beckham today so the transfer rumors and speculations that normally fill the papers ...
With Beckham Gone, Ronaldo Searches for a Shock! Move of His Own
By Martha | January 12th, 2007Though my newshound, football-ignoring brother assured me last night that Ronaldo will soon be following Real Madrid teammate David Beckham to the US, the Italian ...
Transfer Talk: Black Cats, Unibrows and Uteruses
By Bob | January 8th, 2007It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help you ...
The Next Ronaldo Ex-Girlfriend Sex Tape will involve a lot of Drilling
By Bob | January 5th, 2007Nothing says romance more than fluorescent lighting, a paper bib, a spit straw and novocaine. Just ask Real Madrid and Brazil striker Ronaldo who ...
Judge: You can no longer watch Ronaldo’s Ex-Wife having Sex on YouTube
By Bob | January 4th, 2007In a blow to video voyeurs everywhere, a judge in Brazil has ruled that YouTube must take down a video featuring the ex-wife of Real ...
Delicious Breakfast Rumors (And a Bit of News)
By Martha | December 9th, 2006•Not so fast, Inter -- Juve, too, are interested in the media circus that follows David Beckham around bringing England's most famous aging winger to ...
Figo to MLS Again -- But to the Wrong Damn Team
By Martha | November 16th, 2006Last week I mentioned the ever-present rumor about my beloved Figo possibly heading to MLS, assuming it was just more empty transfer blathering. But now ...
MLS: Give us your tired, your poor, your aging superstars
By Bob | November 13th, 2006While the eyes of the American soccer world were focused on Dallas for the MLS Cup final this weekend (more about this in a bit), ...
Daily Dose 11.06
By Bob | November 6th, 2006Things should be back to normal around here this week so I'll do my best to fill your days with footie stories, starting with these... When ...
Ronaldo's New Training Regime
By Bob | October 6th, 2006With moves like the ones in this commercial, I feel almost bad for questioning Ronaldo's claim that he will score 30 goals this year. ...
Ronaldo Vows to Score a Goal for Each Pound he is Overweight
By Bob | September 22nd, 2006We like to believe in that adage that with age comes wisdom mainly because we are getting older by the second and still feel like ...
AC Milan's Champions League Prize: A Fat Brazilian Striker
By Bob | August 21st, 2006When AC Milan takes on Red Star Belgrade in the second leg of Champions League qualifying Tuesday, the Italian side will have more on the ...
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