Edwards out; Keano still looking to add players

Carlos Edwards is going to miss a month due to a hamstring injury he picked up during the midweek 2-2 draw at Birmingham City. ...

EPL Round 2: Birmingham City vs Sunderland AFC

I don't know much about Birmingham, other than that they went down with Sunderland two seasons ago, and came back up with them last time, ...

Anfield Banter: Pepe's the best... again, super model be gone, & red card odds

* Pepe Reina, quite possibly the best keep in the world, won his second straight golden gloves award for his performance last year in the ...

3 Days Left

Getting antsy waiting for the season to start? Me too. Antsy and bored. And unless I can find someone (or some tavern) with Setanta ...

Flash Gordon

Roy Keane has made his most expensive purchase of the offseason: at £9m, Scotland international and Heart of Midlothian goalkeeper Craig Gordon is now a ...

The Season Draws Nigh

Some quick news in this final week before the EPL season commences: • Keane confirms his interest in Ahmed Hossam Hussein Abdelhamid, known to football fans ...

Keano's Learning Curve

The transfer market has not been kind to Roy Keane in his first time having a go at the Premiership. The players he's most ...

Sidney Govou is Not an Alcoholic (and other assorted quotes from this month)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Several people have told me [Gerard Houllier] had spoken ill of me to foreign clubs, that I liked to party and was an alcoholic." - ...

Harry is Kewell with me, 'Hot' Scott Carson, & Harry the flatterer

* King Harry has admitted that he gave up holiday time to join the Reds early in Hong Kong. It was probably a good ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*The happy Hammers are being less than cooperative regarding Carlos Tevez... *United's bow in Japan given marks out of ten, with Van der Sar getting half ...

Richardson Goes; Smith Given the Chance to Stay

It's time to burst out the bubbly, for we'll no longer have that sinking feeling each time we see Kieran Richardson's name on the team ...

Roy Keane is an Absolute Legend

Roy Keane's United career left behind a plethora of legendary moments of great benefit to the Club and perhaps most importantly, the fans. Now serving his ...

More Anfield Banter: Andriy Voronin, Djibril Cisse, Sammi Hyypia, & Harry Kewell

* Ukrainian striker Andriy Voronin officially joined the club today and quickly made himself heard. The adept finisher said he was 'in awe' of ...

Anfield Banter: Xabi's happy, Sven wants Crouch, Roy ponders Bells, & Hammill to Celtic or Rangers

* My man Xabi has a smile on his face right now that would melt ice cream. Despite losing his buddy, Luisy, he has ...

Anfield Banter: No Diego Forlan, No Cisse loan, No Roy, you can't have Carson, & a little rant about the pathetic piece of shit that is US Soccer

* Villarreal director Jose Manuel Llaneza Dura has said that Forlan is staying put. NO!!!! Hold on... just a second... I'm trying to... make ...

All your Manyoo youth are belong to us..

Or so it seems, sorry for the late post, work is a pain, but lets get past that and on to the news of the ...

Daily Update from yours truly

Nothing too exciting today, of course everyone knows we got promoted YAY!, but hey that euphoria is gone now and we are all wondering how ...

Roy Keane gets another medal

The Permiership's been OK this season, but for English football excitement, the Championship has been the place to be in 2006/7. It's been tight at ...

Some Football League Fortunes

* Wherever they are next season, Sunderland will back Roy Keane's ambitions... * Flat broke Boston United find themselves with only 12 sets of legs ...

Niall Quinn Might Have to Dig Deeper into his Disco Pants' Pockets

It's been a stunning turnaround for Sunderland. After a month of the season they were rock bottom and desperately searching for a manager to ...

Football League Stadium of the Week -- Sunderland AFC's Stadium of Light

There's little doubt that the Black Cats' 49,000 all seater is Premiership worthy - and with the help of Niall Quinn's disco pants they just ...

The Daily Diatribe: Roy -> Kettle -> Black, Carra preaching some sense, Rafa not going anywhere, & Fear the Bells

* I have a lot of respect for Roy Keane, I think he was a tremendous player, but for him to go running his mouth ...

Three Tardy Sunderland Players Get Left Behind by the Team Bus

Anybody not convinced that Roy Keane learned the value of swift discipline under Sir Alex Ferguson, likely had their opinion changed by the news ...

No Taxi For Sir Alex Anytime Soon

Great news out of Old Trafford today as living legend Sir Alex looks set to postpone the pipe and slippers for a while. This ...

The Legend of Roy Keane

A Quick Bite for December 13th

* Is there room for two United legends in the land of Mackems? * Just a perfect example of the nonsense Rooney has to put ...

Scotland in Europe - Uneasy lies the head?

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are wee ginger so-and-sos ...

Keano's Departure -- One Year Later

The sense of gloom the day Roy Keane's legendary United career abruptly ended, was palpable. How could the club possibly find a replacement for ...

Cup Corner - University challenge

Drama. Upsets. Dodgy pitches. Oft-postponed replays. Patronising television commentators. Robert Duvall career-lows. Yes, the Scottish Cup is back. Last season, the oldest trophy in club football ...

Daily Dose 08.24

Searching high and low for stories that will help you become a member of Mensa.... Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy don't send each other Christmas Cards ...