Breaking: Kalou shows some fight

Chelsea forward Salomon Kalou and Abdoulaye Meite were both in the Ivory Coast squad to face Germany in Wednesday's international friendly (2-2 draw). Neither was ...

The infamous teeth brusher

While Chelsea were cleaning up on the field, David was, too -- in the stands. In what surely has to be considered one of the great ...

Jagshemash! Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

It's a celebration, bitches. Via the Guardian ... "The competition may change, the advertising hoardings spinning to proclaim Champions League or Premier League or Carling Cup, but ...

Bravo, boys

King Salomon breaks the penalty jinx. CA shows his mettle -- as did the squad once again -- in his competitive managerial debut with the ...

Post Match Rant Box: Reading 2, Chelsea 2

Sorry for the lack of posts this week; it has been an extremely hectic last five or so days. Anyway. Chelsea netted twice in the final ...

Showdown in Chinatown 2009 Highlights

The 2009 Showdown in Chinatown was this past Wednesday. If you're unfamiliar, that's where the NBA's Steve Nash organizes a game of soccer in New ...

Weekend Quiz Answers: Who Were the African-Born Players?

First, if you haven't done your quiz, stop by this post and make your guesses. Then come back here for the answers. Well ...

Poll: Cuffs or no Cuffs

Our favorite Ivorians seem to have gotten themselves in a wee spot of bother. The two celebrated the first of Kalou's two goals last night ...

Match Recap: I'm Back

... and Chelsea never left. Sorry for the delay in posts friends. I've been lacking creative inspiration, mainly because of my first -- and last -- ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. Billionaires always have good home security Which would explain why Salomon Kalou's equalizer on Sunday means Chelsea haven't lost at Stamford Bridge since February 2004. ...

Gallery: Chelsea 1, Manchester United 1

A special thank you goes out to ...

Salomon Kalou for preserving Chelsea's home unbeaten run. And for bailing out Nicolas "I have no business being here" Anelka and Joe "I don't pass" ...

Video: Kalou dishes the dirt

In this rousing video, Salomon Kalou is asked a series of season-ending questions. Dude really goes in on Obi-Wan Mikel. The way he describes the ...

Salomon Kalou Shows Us What He Can Do

The Chelsea man blows hot and cold in the Premier League, but at the Africa Cup of Nations yesterday Salomon Kalou embarked on this slalomesque ...

EPL Round 16: Chelsea FC vs Sunderland AFC

This should be easy, right? Most fans would be pleased with a point from Chelsea today, and it looks like Keane feels the same way, going ...

Lessons from the Premiership 10.07.07

The entire Premier League seemed to be caught inbetween two parties this weekend. Nursing a hangover from the midweek European discothèque but with one eye ...

Frank Lampard Gears up for International Thumb Wrestling Duties

A lot of people are apt to point out Frank Lampard's shortcomings in international football. I am not one of them. I am ...