Last No. 1 for Elvis?

I've not even been part of this motley rabble for a month and I'm beginning to think it really is high time someone got a ...

Good Weekend/Bad Weekend

Good weekend for... Thomas Gravesen - Attack! Attack! Attack! Score! Score! Score! When he came to Glasgow, most folk reckoned he'd be deployed as a midfield ...

The Top Flight Tussle - Rangers v Dunfermline

With the last seven days plunging Paul Le Guen and Rangers FC into chaos unparallelled since a Mr A.T. Hun decided he was in the ...

French revolution?! Now where did I put that guillotine...?

Don't say I didn't warn you! Last night's shock result - if it's possible to call it that - was the latest gold star on ...

If he knew his history...

Time to dust down the old tin hat, Mr McNeill! The captain of the Lisbon Lions was yesterday unveiled as the official ambassador for the ...

Cup Corner

The much-derided CIS Cup got a welcome boost yesterday with a couple of hum-dingeroos. Kilmarnock edged out Motherwell at Fir Park thanks to the Invincibile ...

Hearts manager update #473

A Mysterious Lithuanian (copyright Heart of Midlothian Football Club) has been spotted at Riccarton, prompting speculation that Valdas Ivanauskas - the current occupier of the ...

Cup Corner

The CIS Cup returns tonight with Motherwell hosting Kilmarnock and Falkirk travelling to Celtic Park for places in the semi-finals. Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, for ...

Good Weekend/Bad Weekend

Good weekend for... Anthony Stokes - the first-ever man in the SPL's (relatively short) history to bag two hat-tricks in two consecutive weekends, albeit against the ...

The Top Flight Tussle

A difficult choice this weekend, with three matches being contested between sides just a position away from one another. Kilmarnock travel to Edinburgh hoping to ...

Scotland in Europe

Oh dear oh dear. A month on from that goal against France, Gary Caldwell turned villain last night with a leading role in both of ...

From Bondai to Boghead?

Thuggish Stranraer strikers are not the only ones seeking solar respite from the travails of Scottish football. Linked with a swift return to Dunfermline earlier ...

Farenheit 90-something

What would you give to be in Michael Moore's shoes? "You'd have to pay me - they'd stink!," I hear you cry. No, not the ...

Scotland in Europe

Three games down and Scotland's sole representatives in the Champions League know that they can make it to the second round if they keep up ...

What news from the frontline?

Some varying injury news this morning for weekend opponents Celtic and Kilmarnock. Celtic and Scotland fans will be pleased to hear that John Kennedy is ...

Who you gonna Coll?

You know, the past few seasons Hibs have reminded me an awful lot of myself - youthful, dynamic, fiery and unpredictable. Last night they only ...

Good Weekend/Bad Weekend

Good weekend for... Pressley, Hartley, Gordon - the Hearts trio's act of bravery has probably only hastened their departure off the biggest sinkingest ship since the ...

Managerial Roundabout: A Fairy Story

Little Craig enjoyed nothing more in life than playing on the park roundabout. All day long he would play and play and even though he ...

Hearts attack from within

The plot thickens at Hearts! With the odd exception, captain Steven Pressley had kept his poker face up till now during the general insanity of ...

Scots to get chance in Glasgow shocker!

Some depressingly familiar noises for Celtic fans are emanating from the boardroom these days, with chairman Brian Quinn admitting the league-leaders won't pay over the ...

Stevie G to Dundee?!

Dundee have snapped up Liverpool youth academy graduate Jon Boggan - and Steven Gerrard and Michael Owen are expected to follow him to Tayside. Sadly ...

The Top Flight Tussle

The weekend's big match could conceivably involve four clubs. On the face of it, Dundee Utd's visit to Falkirk is little more than a lower-table ...

Craig

Born 20 miles from Glasgow, Craig was always going to face a losing battle when it came to the bonnie game, and thus cried, "take ...

The phone call that was simply pie in the sky

When he was not setting off fireworks in neighbours' gardens, chatting up air hostesses or entering rehab, Fernando Ricksen had his fair share of brushes ...

Levein on standby as Dunfermline un-Leished

Scottish football's honorary walrus has had quite enough, thankyouverymuch, and will not be at the helm of this year's East End Park Relegation Dogfight (ever ...

If the day ends in a 'y', why not?

Put your Nicols on our Steve

The hopes of 300 million (well, alright, more like 300,000) may soon rest upon the shoulders of ex-Scotland and Liverpool legend Steve Nicol as the ...

A fine old mess

The great dictator with Gretna counterpart Brooks Mileson following Hearts' Scottish Cup victory over the borderers in May. Strangely, he still saw fit to have ...

No more heroes to Villans...for now.

As stadium re-naming rumours abound amongst worried Aston Villa fans, surely a reasonable candidate must be New Celtic Park? Having already snapped up Stilian Petrov, ...

Manic Mondays?

Monday Night Football has long been a broadcasting stalwart in the land of stars, stripes and sawker. A few years ago, them down south took ...