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United Quick Bits

* Sir Alex issues yet another Ronaldo denial - might any sale be down to the Glazers? * Chinese forward settles into United career and ...

United Quick Bits

* It might seem an unlikely choice to many - but a potential successor to Sir Alex has been identified... * Gary Neville doesn't sit ...

Fergie Insists Ronaldo is Happy

It's unusual for a manager to respond to pure rumour - so there's obviously something tangible to all of the gossip swirling around Ronaldo. Fergie ...

United Quick Bits

* Ripped United off fans take their battle through the legal system... * Van der Sar smells a fortnight return from nose accident... * Former ...

Hargreaves Deal Finally Dead?

So is United's desire to recruit Owen Hargreaves finally dead in the water? The transfer saga that has bored us all to tears, now ...

A Quick Bite for February 1st

* Sir Alex Ferguson remains ebullient about United's title chances after last night's stroll past Watford... * Who really is the player to partner Wayne ...

Sir Wants Video Technology

As you can see from my exclusive fake picture - referees are about to get some valuable help in determining goal line decisions. Or ...

A Quick Bite for January 26th

* Fergie again forced to insist Ronaldo stays - even if the price is quite high... * Portsmouth boss denies his club were behind the ...

Don't Make Him Angry (You Won't Like Him When He's Angry)

I swear that picture portrays Sir Alex in a mobsteresque pose - issuing a "polite" warning to new UEFA chief Michel Platini, and his ...

A Quick Bite for January 25th

* Gary Neville tips "Sparky" as the man to fill Sir Alex's rather large and daunting footsteps... * Be the subject of a juicy transfer ...

Does the Chelsea Infighting Make The Glazers Look Not Too Bad?

Jose evidently hasn't been getting what he wants lately, and the red-tops and broadsheets have been filled with rumours of a major fall out ...

A Quick Bite for January 24th

* A single game and a single goal, has attracted some heavy hitters to loanee Guiseppe Rossi... * Alessandro Del Piero in less than stunning ...

A Quick Bite for January 23rd

* Villan takes the nickname too literally after recent visit to Old Trafford... * Visiting United fans aim to combat the annoyance of inflated ticket ...

A Cure For What Ails You

What does a legendary manager do the day after a maddening last gasp defeat to a hated rival? Why fly to Hungary for some ...

The Day Sir Alex Made Kevin Keegan Lose It

A Quick Bite for January 22nd

* Young loanee hits the ground running, back in Italian football... * Has there been a detente between Sir Alex and Monsieur Wenger? * Psst - ...

Could We Crumble?

I'm leaning towards it being a good thing that we don't have another Premiership match for ten days - let this defeat gnaw and ...

A Quick Bite for January 18th

* Sir Alex lays the blame at the feet of the Ukrainian for Jose's blues... * Speaking of Ukrainians - are we getting our own? * ...

A Quick Bite for January 17th

* Chinese striker puts pen to paper, commiting himself to United until 2010... * Guiseppe Rossi heads back to former club in search of much ...

Fergie Warns Fans - "Don't Hold Your Breath"

I'm actually pretty relieved to hear that we may not be persuing any January transfers - why do anything to rock the boat right ...

Just be Patient Wayne

Rooney's been a frustrated figure lately, as he can't seem to buy a goal right now. But to be fair - he's doing everything ...

A Quick Bite For January 12th

* Sir Alex Ferguson asks for a little perspective and calm towards the big Henrik Larsson question... * Paul Scholes isn't in a reserved mood, ...

A Quick Bite For January 10th

* It seems United are linked with yet another midfielder this January window... * Louis Saha with high praise for the man who kept the ...

A Quick Bite For January 8th

* Sir Alex Ferguson gets ever so slightly ahead of himself for once... * United's "Ginger Prince" expected to lead the way, come end of ...

Door Slightly Ajar For Larsson Stay?

A mere one game into Henrik Larsson's United cameo - and the flames of debate about the length of his loan have been stoked. No ...

A Quick Bite For January 5th

* Sir Alex reveals one of the biggest single regrets of his 20 years at United... * Patrice Evra talks about the inspiration for his ...

The Red Nose Knows

So Fergie's famous claret beak has been picking up the scent of success around Old Trafford lately... Strangely enough, I do know what he's ...

Hits and Misses

While Sir Alex might not take the drastic measure to instal these savvy urinals in the United dressing rooms (in order to improve the ...

Agent Provocateur

As you can see from this exclusive fake picture, captured by the Man U Offside photographer, my Uncle Ted - Cristiano Ronaldo's agent was ...