Articles tagged with "snapshots"

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Photo: Ribery Creepery

By Jan | April 14th, 2009

This photo is disturbingly fascinating. Photo: Alexander Hassenstein/Bongarts/Getty Images

Photo: Heavy Metal

By Jan | March 9th, 2009

So now we finally know what Andriy Voronin needs that ponytail for and what happens with it, once he takes the hair tie off \m/. ...



The Table never lies...

By Jan | February 23rd, 2009

... and the table clearly wants Hertha to win their first ever Bundesliga title this season. Why would a Bundesliga table otherwise decide to read ...

Photo: Hoffenheim's latest Invention

By Jan | February 19th, 2009

Hoffenheim's coach Ralf Rangnick isn't nicknamed The Professor for nothing and this is his latest creation: a combined striker/goalkeeper. With his fetish for "polyvalent" players, ...

Photo: Yes We Can

By Jan | December 8th, 2008

Why waste a perfectly good slogan on boring politics, when three points and a place in the Bundesliga are at stake? At least Karlsruhe fans ...

Name the Player #4

By Jan | November 1st, 2008

Title says it all... Name more...

The Bundesliga Offside Halloween Special

By Jan | October 31st, 2008

Warning: This blogpost is rated M for blood, gore, and violence. What better way to celebrate Halloween on a Bundesliga blog than to bring you the ...

Photo of the Day: Logo Overkill

By Jan | October 28th, 2008

Werder Bremen's coach Thomas Schaaf gives a press conference ahead of Bremen's away match against Hanover (1-1). Note how Schaaf almost becomes one with the ...

Google Translate: Paris Saint-Germain to German

By Jan | October 23rd, 2008

I have to give some credit to Google, for not just collecting more and more sensitive data about us, but also making better and better ...

Photo of the Day: Hoffenheim's Abramovich

By Jan | October 7th, 2008

No, it's not SAP billionaire and sugar daddy Dietmar Hopp. He hates those comparisons anyway, and will probably sue anyone who still makes them. This ...

Photo of the Day: Insult to Injury

By Jan | October 2nd, 2008

Apoel Nikosia's Skevos Christou is stretchered off the pitch and receives a yellow card for his troubles. Schalke were looking to overcome their poor Bundesliga form ...

Remake and Original: The Llama (Ger 2008, Ita 1990)

By Jan | September 30th, 2008

Mladen Kristajic (Schalke) and Kevin Kuranyi (Schalke) reenact the infamous spitting incident between Frank Rijkaard (then AC Milan) and Rudi Völler (then AS Roma) during ...



Photo of the Day: Happy Couple

By Jan | September 21st, 2008

Hertha's Gojko Kacar and Josip Simunic. Both are watching/looking on... a. A Sunset. b. The new house they just built. c. A little puppy.

Caption this: Jürgen Klinsmann and Uli Hoeness

By Jan | September 1st, 2008

Jürgen Klinsmann and Uli Hoeness get all emotional during Bayern's match against Hertha (4-1).

Snapshot: One of these Fans is not like the Others

By Jan | August 23rd, 2008

Whatever that means in case of 1899 Hoffenheim fans - who probably run the gamut from been-there-since-the-8th-division-days to billionaire bitches. (Photo by Thorsten Wagner/Bongarts/Getty Images)

Snapshot: Allianz Arena at Night

By Jan | August 15th, 2008

The Allianz Arena at night when Bayern Munich play their home games. The Allianz Arena at night when Bayern Munich play Hamburg. Hamburg drew tonight's Bundesliga opener ...

Hairy Creatures: The Evolution of Timo Kunert

By Jan | August 3rd, 2008

This is young midfielder Timo Kunert - who I featured on this blog almost one year ago - over a time period of two years ...

Snapshot: Jens Lehmann doesn't quite manage to control his Temper

By Jan | July 30th, 2008

Jens Lehmann tries to grin and bear it after seeing Manuel Almunia again ahead of VfB Stuttgart's pre-season friendly against Arsenal. Almunia chose to keep ...

Snapshot: Trail of Destruction

By Jan | July 9th, 2008

From left to right: Schalke's Matthias Schober, Jermaine Jones, Fabian Ernst and Gustavo Varela arrive at the training session of Schalke 04. Whether Schalke will wreck ...

Snapshot: Footballers who look like Hitler

By Jan | May 12th, 2008

Here are Borussia Mönchengladbach wunderkind Marko Marin and Canadian striker Rob Friend sporting fake moustaches, in honour of their Dutch coach Jos Luhukay, who likes ...

Snapshot: Two-in-One

By Jan | May 8th, 2008

I have the rare honour to spell the names Valeri Domovchiyski and Lukas Sinkiewicz in the same sentence. Valeri plays for Hertha and Lukas plays ...

Snapshot: Say it with Flowers / Say it with Showers

By Jan | May 5th, 2008

Kudos to Wolfsburg for the idea. Presenting a bouquet of flowers to beer showered footballers makes a great picture. Not to take anything away from the ...

Name the Player #3

By Jan | May 3rd, 2008

Who's that kid? More Players More Coaches

Name the Player #3

By Jan | May 3rd, 2008

Who's that kid? Name more...

Cheer Up Bayern Fans and do the Willy Sagnol

By Jan | May 1st, 2008

1. Put your right hand to your left hip, then your left hand to your right hip. 2. Roll your hips 3 times, jump and clap ...

Snapshot: Achtung! Surrender. For you Fritz, the UEFA Cup 2008 is over.

By Jan | May 1st, 2008

A welcome message to the Bayern players in German: "We don't wait for May 9th. The surrender has to happen today." The UEFA had the ...

Snapshot: Luca Toni Impersonator

By Jan | April 28th, 2008

Franck Ribery put on his best Luca Toni impression on Sunday against Stuttgart and most of it was spot on. He bagged a brace - ...

Uncanny Resemblance: Jogi Löw and Tom Cruise

By Jan | April 28th, 2008

Jogi Löw attended the match between Karlsruhe and Bremen disguising as Tom Cruise. What is even more worrying than that, is the current form of ...

Snapshot: Proud Parents

By Jan | April 20th, 2008

Wahiba and Franck Ribery with their new arrival. Delivery took a bit longer than originally expected, but all went well in the end. They named ...

Snapshot: The Objectophile

By Jan | April 16th, 2008

After scoring four goals (a career first) in Schalke's 5-0 thrashing of poor Energie Cottbus, Kevin Kuranyi could no longer suppress his feelings. He officially ...

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