Flickr: Bayern Munich's Allianz Arena

A photo of Bayern Munich's Allianz Arena taken by probek after the game against Wolfsburg two weeks ago. I think it puts some meaning into all ...

Blue Steel: Franz Beckenbauer vs Zoolander

Snapshot: Floodlights

One of the few positive side-effects of the dark and cold winter days is the extensive use of floodlights at football stadiums. Bayer Leverkusen - ...

Beardwatch: Kevin Kuranyi

Kevin Kuranyi has once again proven his worth for Schalke 04 this weekend. Schalke beat Hanover 3-2 and Kuranyi scored the first two goals himself ...

Perfect Match: Armin Veh - Eerie Castle

Here's Stuttgart's coach Armin Veh, presumably watching a flock of bats flying over the stadium in Frankfurt. Judging by the position of his feet, he ...

Snapshot: Bare Knuckle Boxing

Werder Bremen's Carlos Alberto and Boubacar Sanogo settle an argument during a training session. Thomas Schaaf has suspended both for the match against Cottbus.

Odd Couple: Per Mertesacker and Squidward Tentacles

OK, I need to revise my original assumption regarding this Per Mertesacker photo. There was something else that drew me to it.

More Obscene Gestures from the Germany-Cyprus Match

It seems the uncovering of Jens Lehmann's obscene gesture towards the crowd in Hannover was only the tip of the iceberg. Further study of the ...

Snapshot: Benchwarmer

From left to right: wunderkind Toni Kroos, Marcell Jansen, Lukas Podolski and Mark van Bommel. Four great captions waiting for you.

Snapshot: Kevin Kuranyi

Schalke's injured Kevin Kuranyi during the Champions League match against Chelsea. Seeing how Schalke dominated Chelsea, it's a shame that he couldn't help them find ...

Snapshot: Breathe, breathe, breathe, push, push, push.

Here's Stuttgart's Mario Gomez during the match against Nuremberg. Alternative captions are welcome.

Name the Coach #1

There is one very prominent feature that easily gives him away. Name more...

Matchday 9: Fan Made

Frustrated Schalke fans prematurely leave the stadium during the Schalke - Karlsruhe match. Photo by alice_c.

Snapshot: Bayern Munich Training Session

Franck Ribery, Daniel van Buyten, Ze Roberto and Hamit Altintop during a training session prior to the UEFA Cup match against Belenenses at the Estadio ...

Snapshot: Messi Hair

Here's Lionel Messi fighting for the ball against Fernando Meira during Stuttgart's Champions League match against Barcelona yesterday. Barcelona won the match 2-0. I only ...

Snapshot: Ministry of Silly Walks

Or: Ministry of Awesome Names. This is Hamburg's Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting who is currently in Russia playing for Germany's U19 national team. An interesting young ...

Related: Albert Einstein - Rudi Völler

Rudi is slowly getting there I think. And he also had some interesting ideas about the inter-relationship of space and time in recent years. There are, ...

Snapshot: Franck Ribery and Luca Toni

Franck Ribery hugs Luca Toni who scored Bayern's only goal against Belenenses yesterday.

Matchday 5: Fan Made

The fifth matchday straight from the fans YouTube and flickr accounts. Here are some impressions from the match between Borussia Dortmund and Werder Bremen in ...

Matchday 5: Snapshots

Schalke's coach Mirko Slomka tries to motivate his players by performing an excerpt from Mozart's Don Giovanni (Bayern Munich 1-1 Schalke). Nuremberg's coach Hans Meyer tries ...

Hair: Bastian Schweinsteiger

Just because it didn't work for Beckham doesn't mean that Schweinsteiger should be denied his own bleach blonde experiment. He will captain the German national ...

Matchday 4: Fan Made

The fourth matchday straight from the fans YouTube and flickr accounts. This time focussing on the derby between Karlsruher SC and VfB Stuttgart. The first ...

Matchday 4: Snapshots

Armin Veh (VfB Stuttgart) Jose Ernesto Sosa (Bayern Munich) Karim Haggui (Bayer Leverkusen) - Kevin Kuranyi (Schalke 04) Sami Khedira (VfB Stuttgart) Naldo (Werder Bremen) Petri Pasanen (Werder Bremen) Franck Ribery ...

Matchday 4: Side by Side

Borussia Dortmund's Coach Thomas Doll. Hansa Rostock 0-1 Borussia Dortmund. Hamburg's goalkeeper Frank Rost. Hamburger SV 1-1 Bayern Munich.

Matchday 3: Snapshots

Y Pavel Pardo (VfB Stuttgart) M Marcelo Bordon (Schalke 04) C Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich) A Jürgen Klopp (FSV Mainz 05)

Snapshot: Matryoshka Doll

Michael Owen - Arne Friedrich - Per Mertesacker. England 1 - Germany 2.

Snapshot: This is England

Chancellorette Angela Merkel and ex-Monty Python Terry Jones. England 1 - Germany 2.

Snapshot: Invisible Horse

(ex) England goalkeeper Paul Robinson. England 1 - Germany 2.

Matchday 2: Snapshots

Connected Disconnected VfB Stuttgart players and their coach Armin Veh, Lucien Favre's (Hertha BSC Berlin's coach) upper and lower part of the body. Hertha BSC Berlin - ...

Snapshot: Oldschool

Oldschool scoreboard for an oldschool score - during the second Bundesliga match between Augsburg and 1860 Munich.