Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

This man struggles to sell hard copies. He certainly doesn't have any trouble bulging the ol' onion bag (no Tommy Smyth) against the Blackeyes.

Chelsea v Liverpool: The lead up

There was a time when one would hear Liverpool and Chelsea in the same sentence, immediately projectile vomit and then proceed on with their merry ...

Stamford Bridge in the Seventies? Try Qwest in the Aughties

I'm getting all kinds of fun email today. This came from the T-shirt designers at Bumpy Pitch. Their description of the shirt: When we ...

Bonjour

Must apologize for being a little slow with the posts this past fortnight. I've been hopping around Europe, dragging my girlfriend to various football locales; ...

Tigers Hold Blues at the Bridge

Hull City 0 Chelsea 0 In a spirited performance, Phil Browns troops held on for a nil - nil draw against a reeling Chelsea side. Although ...

Leaving the Bridge?

This week, Peter Kenyon sort of denied Chelsea is looking at building a new stadium in Battersea. But not really. "We have always wanted to see ...

International break a godsend

After 7 games in 21 days, finally culminating in the toughest game of them all, and indeed one of the toughest two games of anyone's ...

Another 8 goal thriller anyone?

Last time Villa played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge was on Boxing Day of last year and very few will have forgotten the game. Most Villa ...

Huge opportunity wasted or huge waste of time avoided?

Wednesday night saw Aston Villa crash out of the Carling Cup to lower league opposition for the fourth time in five years, losing to QPR ...

Games, games and more games

After just three matches of the Premiership, the flow was interrupted by an international break, but now the club games are back on and they ...

The Offside Rewind: Hold on Tight

Some stories you might have missed on The Offside this week... Some mysterious missing underwear in Japan Big money equals fast cars Marcello Lippi has bad news for ...

Video of the Stamford Bridge Scuffle

We're still not sure of the exact details of the Man Utd players vs Chelsea groundstaff showdown at Stamford Bridge on Saturday. I don't know ...

Even Chelsea's Groundstaff Were in a Fighting Mood Yesterday

No doubt that Chelsea's players showed a lot of fight yesterday. Just ask Nemanja Vidic, who got a knee to the chin after eight minutes, ...

Champions League semifinal fixtures

Tues, 22 April: Liverpool v Chelsea (Anfield) Wed, 23 April: Barcelona v Man Utd (Camp Nou) Tues, 29 April: Man Utd v Barcelona (Old Trafford) Wed, 30 April: ...

Samsonite? I was way off.

I'd hate to be this guy.  All 15-year-old Katya wanted was to see her beloved Chelsea trample Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. Instead, she ended up at some damned ...

Chelsea 3, Olympiakos 0 -- In Pictures

Juventus Loses Out To Chelsea; Ivanovic Gets The Blues

Juventus' chances of securing a solid collection of some of the finest defensive prospects took a couple steps back today as one of the Old ...

Clint Dempsey's Elbow Leaves A Texas Star Imprint on JT's Face

Three minutes into yesterday's West London derby, Fulham's Clint Dempsey rose in a challenge with Chelsea's captain John Terry and left the mark of Dempsey's ...

Preview: Chelsea v Fulham

Fulham are the visitors to Stamford Bridge this afternoon in the first Premiership game since Jose Mourinho left the club and the match is new ...

Club in crisis! Wish someone had told me...

Chris O from Some People Are On The Pitch believes Rovers are in a crisis! Yes, fair enough, we only had 9,205 at our game last ...

Chelski 0 - 0 Rovers - 15 games unbeaten!

A resilient defending display on Sunday saw Rovers leave Stamford Bridge with an excellent point. We were well and truly battered almost from start to finish ...

My Take on Andriy Shevchenko

Daryl from The Offside eluded after Sheva's game against Blackburn Rovers on Saturday that Sheva should pack his bags and move on. I know there ...

Chelsea v Blackburn - Lampard and Drogba OUT!!!

Happy days as Premiership action returns this weekend and Chelsea have a chance to lay the ghost of the disappointing defeat at Villa a couple ...

Chelsea 1-0 Portsmouth

Top of the League, first clean sheet of the season and Frank scores his third goal in a week. COME ON THE CHELS!! I walked out ...

Malaysia Champions Youth Cup: Chelsea 0-1 PSV and Bits and Pieces

In the early hours of this morning (unless you are or were in Malaysia) the Academy of Chelsea went down 1-0 to the youth of ...

Season 2007/08- COME ON and Keep The Blue Flag Flying High!!

In two weeks time Chelsea kick off their Premiership season at Stamford Bridge against newly promoted Birmingham City. But it isn't all about supporting the first ...

Chelsea and Lyon Agree Fee for Malouda

This evening UK time, Chelsea and Lyon of France have agreed a fee for Florent Malouda which is in the region of £10m. Malouda is ...

Didier Returns to Squad for Everton Game

Didier Drogba returns to the Chelsea squad for the final game of the Premiership season at Stamford Bridge tomorrow against Everton. Jose is also planning ...

Chelsea v Man Utd

Its amazing how a week can change the fortunes of our football club. This time last week we were all looking forward to the possibility ...

COME ON CHELSEA!!!!

Two years ago almost to the day, Chelsea travelled to Anfield for the 2nd Leg of the Champions League Semi-Final and lost 1-0 (and we ...