The poor Footballers from Armenia

The small country of Armenia is currently ranked 87th in the official FIFA World Ranking. Werder Bremen is still missing 10 players due to various ...

Snapshot: Ministry of Silly Walks

Or: Ministry of Awesome Names. This is Hamburg's Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting who is currently in Russia playing for Germany's U19 national team. An interesting young ...

Weekly Dose 30.09.07

Miroslav Klose visits a vintage tailor to get himself a tailor-made new suit. Franck Ribery is kind enough to join him and offer some fashion ...

Matchday 7: Oktoberfest in Munich

There's too much football and too little time for me to write about it. So as I get to sit down to quickly recap the midweek ...

Hertha BSC Berlin: One Touch Football and One Touch Mood Swings

Berlin's general manager Dieter Hoeneß is the younger brother of Munich's general manager Uli Hoeneß. Different to Ulrich, Dieter wasn't treated to a nickname for ...

Matchday 6: Diego Delight

Matchday 7 is merely a day away, as the Bundesliga heads into its first English Week. This term describes a week featuring both weekend and ...

Weekly Dose 22.09.07

The German national team is the fourth best football team in the world according to this month's FIFA World Ranking. (FIFA.com) The Bundesliga is the fourth ...

Snapshot: Franck Ribery and Luca Toni

Franck Ribery hugs Luca Toni who scored Bayern's only goal against Belenenses yesterday.

UEFA Cup Round Up

Bayer Leverkusen 3-1 Uniao Leiria Leverkusen controlled a good portion of the match but were always vulnerable at the back and too generous with their chances ...

It's a Shame we're not in the Champions League

Says Luca Toni and says Uli Hoeneß. And it's probably old habits that make Bayern Munich speak more about the Champions League than the competition ...

Matchday 5: Fan Made

The fifth matchday straight from the fans YouTube and flickr accounts. Here are some impressions from the match between Borussia Dortmund and Werder Bremen in ...

Matchday 5: Snapshots

Schalke's coach Mirko Slomka tries to motivate his players by performing an excerpt from Mozart's Don Giovanni (Bayern Munich 1-1 Schalke). Nuremberg's coach Hans Meyer tries ...

Matchday 5: Relieved

Collective Sighs of Relieve Bayern Munich was held to a draw again. This time it was Schalke's turn to proof, that Bayern Munich won't be winning ...

Weekly Dose 16.09.07

I had no time to do any blogging the past couple of days, so I decided to cover some of the football that I missed ...

Weekly Dose 08.09.07

Some pieces for the puzzle that is Michael Ballack's non-nomination for the Champions League group stage. (Guardian sportblog) Michael Ballack speaks English and gets dubbed over ...

Hair: Bastian Schweinsteiger

Just because it didn't work for Beckham doesn't mean that Schweinsteiger should be denied his own bleach blonde experiment. He will captain the German national ...

Matchday 4: Best of the Weekend

Best goal celebration a) Manasseh Ishiaku (MSV Duisburg) b) A team effort by Boubacar Sanogo, Diego and Hugo Almeida (Werder Bremen) Best young goalkeeper a) Manuel Neuer (Schalke 04) b) ...

Matchday 4: Fan Made

The fourth matchday straight from the fans YouTube and flickr accounts. This time focussing on the derby between Karlsruher SC and VfB Stuttgart. The first ...

Matchday 4: Snapshots

Armin Veh (VfB Stuttgart) Jose Ernesto Sosa (Bayern Munich) Karim Haggui (Bayer Leverkusen) - Kevin Kuranyi (Schalke 04) Sami Khedira (VfB Stuttgart) Naldo (Werder Bremen) Petri Pasanen (Werder Bremen) Franck Ribery ...

Matchday 4: Side by Side

Borussia Dortmund's Coach Thomas Doll. Hansa Rostock 0-1 Borussia Dortmund. Hamburg's goalkeeper Frank Rost. Hamburger SV 1-1 Bayern Munich.

Matchday 4: Things we always knew and Things we almost forgot

Bayern Munich isn't invincible Though it took 87 minutes on Sundays match against Hamburg to come to this conclusion. When I read that Rafael van der ...

Franz Beckenbauer's NASL Farewell Match

Some users on YouTube have remarkable collections of vintage football videos, and I hope that their accounts aren't as much in danger of being shut ...

Weekly Dose 01.09.07

How to do a Bicycle Kick - via Trainer Baade (ehow.com) Rudi Völler Look-a-like (Who Ate All The Pies) Franck Ribery Look-a-likes (11 Freunde Block 11) Meet Arminia ...

After Life: When there's no more Room in Hell...

... the dead Hamburg fans won't need to worry. They will soon have a new home, conveniently situated close to the west curve of the ...

UEFA Cup Draw: Relive the Excitement

Champions League: Bundesliga Clubs Favourites to advance

According to The Offside's godfather Bob that is. The draw for the Champions League group stage took place today, before I could even get the ...

Side by Side: Puppies - VfL Bochum

Puppies eating - VfL Bochum's players celebrating.

Matchday 3: Bayern Munich isn't the Problem

It didn't come as much of a surprise that Bayern Munich very comfortably won their home match 3-0 against Hannover 96 this weekend. Bayern Munich ...

Matchday 3: Fan Made

The third matchday straight from the fans YouTube and flickr accounts. Beer-friendly chanting in Dortmund. Borussia Dortmund beat Energie Cottbus 3-0. Video by xantener1986 The loneliness of ...

Matchday 3: Snapshots

Y Pavel Pardo (VfB Stuttgart) M Marcelo Bordon (Schalke 04) C Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich) A Jürgen Klopp (FSV Mainz 05)