Articles tagged with "the-offside-rewind"
The Offside Rewind: Hold on Tight
By Daryl | May 3rd, 2008Some stories you might have missed on The Offside this week... Some mysterious missing underwear in Japan Big money equals fast cars Marcello Lippi has bad news for ...
The Offside Rewind: Spread 'Em
By Daryl | April 26th, 2008This was the week that was on The Offside: Bend it like Bruno Youngsters fighting over a sweaty Beckham jersey Silvio Berlusconi uses eleven dirty letters Luciano Moggi finds ...
The Offside Rewind: Think it Over...
By Daryl | April 5th, 2008Photo: (AFP/File/Glyn Kirk) What you may have missed on The Offside this past week... The top (and bottom) MLS earners Everybody wants Jose... ... plus a pair of tall, ...
The Offside Rewind: Don't Lose Your Head
By Daryl | March 29th, 2008Here's the magic you might have missed on The Offside this week: Backpass disaster for Puebla International goals galore Red Bull gives you heavy defeats Ten sex tapes we ...
The Offside Rewind: Ear to the Ground
By Daryl | March 15th, 2008What you might have missed this week on The Offside: Get a stand named after you at Edgeley Park The Champions League might be a big conspiracy This ...
The Offside Rewind: I get your point already
By Bob | November 2nd, 2007John Arne Riise's payslip has more numbers than yours A new podcast is born Awards time in MLS That's clearly a dive. Well, maybe not One tough bird Maybe ...
The Offside Rewind: Taking one for the team
By Bob | October 19th, 2007Somewhere an ear is lonely tonight For love of country, I mean club, I mean myself Say good-bye to the Pope Considering England's performance, there might be many ...
The Offside Rewind: Show your face
By Bob | October 12th, 2007If the team scores four or more goals, you get a free trip to the brothel Your voice + our podcast = awesome Mind the jewels, man. ...
The Offside Rewind: Plead your case
By Bob | October 5th, 2007A Champions League for the Americas? Want to go out on a date? Here's a picture of my willy Humans are better than jumbotrons Hey Chivas, give ...
The Offside Rewind: A Simple High Five will do
By Bob | August 17th, 2007If you do the crime you must do the time Or you can simply hide away while owning a team Roy Keane isn't impressed with these ladies It ...
The Offside Rewind: Smile for the Camera
By Bob | August 10th, 2007Fox Soccer Channel doesn't live up to its name (FC Dallas Offside) Rovers have great moves...on the dance floor (Blackburn Offside) £10 Million will buy you a ...
The Offside Rewind: An Octave Higher
By Bob | June 22nd, 2007You don't need to wear clothes to be a referee Start them young, really young Biting his unit Annoying Lionel Ritchie all night long Alexi Lalas, MLS evangelist Kaka receives ...
The Offside Rewind: Seeing Eye to Eye
By Bob | June 15th, 2007He got canned but not caned for swearing Traveling the globe to be among the thugs Pitch it like Posh Well, actually we won the game Land of the ...
The Offside Rewind: Slip Sliding Away
By Bob | June 8th, 2007Sweet, sweet saves Leave the grenades at home, kids A video game more realistic than the real game And a drunk fan video game without the drinking A ...
The Offside Rewind: Spread the Love
By Bob | June 1st, 2007A new form of crowd control Kids, don't try a free kick like this at home A tournament ending that left some feeling cross Live television at its ...
The Offside Rewind: Wheely Good
By Daryl | May 25th, 2007What do you call an overhead kick scored while riding a bicycle? Why you should never celebrate too soon David Beckham can sell tickets for a match ...
The Offside Rewind: That's a Foul
By Bob | May 18th, 2007Desperate times call for desperate actions A deep, meaningful bikini babes playing soccer music video His streak is probably not over The Special One's special Yorkie She is a ...
The Offside Rewind: Jump for Joy
By Bob | May 11th, 2007Only one word to describe it: rabona Certainly not lost in translation The lawyers line up to sue YouTube Can't a guy wave a flag these days? The 16th ...
The Offside Rewind: Keeping an Eye on You
By Bob | May 4th, 2007To the batcave, Sheva To the showers, Kingsley the Lion To the blunders book, Alan Combe Terry loves Lamps who loves... A toilet for every day of the ...
The Offside Rewind: Your Turn to Lead
By Bob | April 27th, 2007Another family ruined by Ronaldo P Didier is in da house So hard to breathe after watching that goal Another day, another book about Rooney sleeping with grandma Jose ...
The Offside Rewind: Tighten your Belt
By Bob | April 20th, 2007Lionel Messi mesmerizes Putting David Beckham's penis to rest once and for all Yes, we are writing about 3-year-olds now Elton John causing hell Start practicing your Ukrainian and ...
The Offside Rewind: Time for a new Hobby
By Bob | April 13th, 2007Doh! Ronaldo in The Simpsons Big plans are in place for Wayne Rooney's brother David Beckham toilet paper to the rescue The annual best league in Europe ...
The Offside Rewind: Clowning Around
By Bob | April 6th, 2007A face only a mother could love Start practicing for the juggling up the stairs record The taxi drivers are on board with Sunderland Go ahead and blame ...
The Offside Rewind: Come Together
By Bob | March 30th, 2007Staying on top is something only a few have managed Does ESPN strike out or hit a home run with its MLS ads? Pimp their ride. ...
The Offside Rewind: Digging a Little Deeper
By Bob | March 23rd, 2007MLS, here come the hooligans Performance anxiety happeneds to the best of us Beware of intoxicated man with closed fist An investment opportunity for the billionaires Proof that reading ...
The Offside Rewind: Watch your Back
By Bob | March 16th, 2007Time to re-define the meaning of champions The itchy scalp strikes again Someone needs to check his DNA for mental deficiencies Blackmail scams never work, right? Puberty must suck ...
The Offside Rewind: Get your head in the game
By Bob | March 9th, 2007Fight night in Valencia Underwear to enhance your performace Young and innocent footballers as kids Crazy keeper goal More beef, less fried rice Help Becks learn how to dress Parents do ...
The Offside Rewind: Keep your eyes on the prize
By Bob | March 2nd, 2007The ban that keeps on giving and giving Deco reportedly has great stamina Hello, my name is Manchester United He shoots and scores a field goal! Showing love for ...
The Offside Rewind: The Ball, You're Supposed to Kick the Ball
By Bob | February 23rd, 2007The ship is still afloat They're ruining English football God may or may not be on their side It is lonely in the Far East Avoid the stretchers We've got ...
The Offside Rewind: Good Seats Still Available
By Bob | February 16th, 2007Never discount the importance of a quality education Beauty is in the eye of the goal scorer Enjoy some football beefcake while you are in the kitchen Let's ...
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